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Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones*

My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.

Emma had accidently sat in front of Penis Chin. Penis chin, obviously, had a chin that was a penis; and every time he talked, he explained something, which made his penis chin tremble with pleasure, and cum shit all over his shirt. Emma found all this a bit off putting, but no one else seemed to notice Penis Chin’s shit stained, soggy, nice-guy boner. Thankfully Penis Chin was not allowed to talk at this time, so she didn’t have to worry about the shit backsplash.

#writing #i hate you penis chin #mansplaining