Del(ta) ∆

why have sideblogs to keep my interests organized when I could just reblog something and never find it again

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[fatfaefemme]

DIMENSION 20'S ADVENTURING PARTY ▶ AT THE STRIP CLUB WITH YOUR DENTIST (S24E3, 2026)

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[wizard-loving-wizard]

"in what world does he hork down three snickers and needs more that are so ready that they're unwrapped?"

[shnehollander]

when the sex is a character analysis

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[onegiantmeep]

Ally spreading the good word in the year of our lord 2026

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[dykeselfcest]

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[faggoblin]

if kristen applebees met hj wingstreet, she would look that twink in the eye, and say "Handjob Wingstop" as the verbal component to a sunbeam spell and blast his ass to kingdom come

[beelze--bug]

"There's only one Revelation. It's the Revelation of Jesus Christ" + turn and hard prolonged eye contact direct to camera

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 2: Blood, Business, and Beth's Husband

BETH!!

D20 Masterpost || Ep 1 || Ep 3

EDIT: Close up cause Ethel turned out so cute.

[squishysphealgirl]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[pastapodcaster]

Why does everyone write Merlin like he’s some soft boy if this dude had a gun he’d use it everyday