You can eat a dinner, anytime

Hi my name is Lettuce

[lettuce-tv]

My name is lettuce enter the greenzone

he/they adult. my art blog is here you have to go see it -> @a-very-lettuce-art-blog

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I once saw something reposted to facebook where someone had carefully obscured "homosexual" in the first paragraph (they always censor anything with the word 'sex' in it) but let "gay fucking" through in the next paragraph.

(In this post they probably went "if the bot sees the word 'stole' it will think I'm promoting criminal activity and reject the post!")

[sfs-alsaud-deactivated20251212]

me vs me vs me vs me vs me

[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Buran Orbiter

[clothed-gun]

Okay and the left one?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

dogy

[mammalidentifier]

Domestic dog (Canis familiaris), more specifically of the Borzoi breed.

[mammalidentifier]

The other one is an airplain I think

[discodeerdiary]

The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

[ilurvyer]

[lettuce-tv]

I love tumblr. this place is Sentances Land

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[pukicho]

I just saw a beta chud suckjack fuck chudster larper cross the street and get ripped to shreds by animals of all species

[pukicho]

He lived for one nanosecond

[crabussy]

shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking

[crabussy]

the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby

[crabussy]

"why is this guy posting at 4:30am in the morning" it's 10:30am where he lives. shuts your beautiful eyes for you with my fingers

[creekfiend]

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.

[mabelsguidetolife]

it’s just this

[a-book-of-creatures]

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

[devilleworship]

Hell yeah it's the trans butch store

[deaddolin]

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

What's the deal with dogheaded men? I was reading some early arthurian texts and those guys were always fighting dogheaded men, with absolutely no explanation given. Was it a common mythical monster? Was it a metaphor?

Dogmen were real. They had kingdoms and shit.