You can eat a dinner, anytime

Hi my name is Lettuce

[lettuce-tv]

My name is lettuce enter the greenzone

he/they adult. my art blog is here you have to go see it -> @a-very-lettuce-art-blog

[lettuce-tv]

everyone, let's go to beautiful bedtime

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[squeakitties]

hah, was OP on berries and cream when they posted this??

[whizpurr]

[tsunflowers]

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

[tsunflowers]

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

[godless-freak]

[habbadax]

What the fuck do you people think the saxophone was all about

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[warriorskitty]

[brightgoat]

my minecraft dog

[pocket-deer-belly]

fat trans girl with a wide bod and big boobs and a little bit of face fur

[pocket-deer-belly]

she's femme btw

[pocket-deer-belly]

It has pockets

[byjove]

guy at an art museum standing in front of a completely innocuous and somewhat boring painting muttering “what does it mean? what does it all mean?” in an increasingly distressed tone

[duplicitous-nature]

[wardenmcpherson]

TRA here means "transracial adoptee" fyi, just in case you're used to seeing that in another context

[jabberding0]

Yuantong Link Chain

[semiohazard]

conversations from the epilogue ending

[whereserpentswalk]

My dad just send me this image from his office. I did not receive an explanation other than "I'm sitting next to the pillar of mystery". He is living in the Stanley Parable.

[fangs-4-fags]

this is the story of a man named-

oh? what's that? you've transitioned? well, congratulations Stanley!

this is the story of a woman named Stanley.