You can eat a dinner, anytime

Hi my name is Lettuce

[lettuce-tv]

My name is lettuce enter the greenzone

he/they adult. my art blog is here you have to go see it -> @a-very-lettuce-art-blog

[1-4-1-8-0]

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

[fizztapp]

[coolsnake]

FUCK IT

PAC-MAN FEVER FRIDAY

[cottoncandylesbo]

HAPPY PALEOFREAK FRIDAY! GET A LIL FREAKY WITH IT!

[marlboro-huffin-baby]

[brucebocchi]

fuuka friday

[lettuce-tv]

writing is literally easy and you can do it

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[glutko]

Got Yoshi to lick this man's balls lol

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[polari]

[twirling my hair] haha…and what does that portend ;]

[fagstaynight]

just got a job at PEMDAS as an Exponent

[crafty-butch]

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

[crafty-butch]

@namanie @tsunderrated the point isn't "fake names -> real names," it's "feminine names -> masculine names"

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[feyd-meowtha]

my audience after i alienate them

[iamhavingsomuchfun]