You can eat a dinner, anytime

Hi my name is Lettuce

[lettuce-tv]

My name is lettuce enter the greenzone

he/they adult. my art blog is here you have to go see it -> @a-very-lettuce-art-blog

[puyopuyo]

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

Me Gongaga Monday

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

Have a happy and healthy Me Gongaga Monday

[switch]

look at this new fucking applejack mini figure

[switch]

[buzzingroyalty]

happy applejack modelo monday

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

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[drearyhours]

proposed thursday addition for 2020

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

maneater monday

[rslashrats]

Man Crish Moday Lol I choose Dancing Banana

[verrsus]

[orbswizard]

sillyman

[orbswizard]

sillyman monday

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I once saw something reposted to facebook where someone had carefully obscured "homosexual" in the first paragraph (they always censor anything with the word 'sex' in it) but let "gay fucking" through in the next paragraph.

(In this post they probably went "if the bot sees the word 'stole' it will think I'm promoting criminal activity and reject the post!")

[sfs-alsaud-deactivated20251212]

me vs me vs me vs me vs me

[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Buran Orbiter

[clothed-gun]

Okay and the left one?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

dogy

[mammalidentifier]

Domestic dog (Canis familiaris), more specifically of the Borzoi breed.

[mammalidentifier]

The other one is an airplain I think

[discodeerdiary]

The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

[ilurvyer]

[lettuce-tv]

I love tumblr. this place is Sentances Land

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector