You can eat a dinner, anytime

Hi my name is Lettuce

[lettuce-tv]

My name is lettuce enter the greenzone

he/they adult. my art blog is here you have to go see it -> @a-very-lettuce-art-blog

[lettuce-tv]

it seems like this "bad luck brian" fella's luck is getting a lot worse these days

[yesornopolls]

Do you genuinely wish one of your family members would die?

Do you genuinely wish one of your family members would die?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[yesornopolls]

Any plans for the weekend?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 14 minutes

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[nongunktional]

if youve ever written a fight scene longer than like 300 words you'll have quickly discovered that there's a finite number of words to describe a Hit and 90% of your brainpower and wordhippo searches will be dedicated to squeezing out new ones

[nongunktional]

i think have to is a strong word but carry on i guess

[minovskyy]

you have to.

[konoko]

[lettuce-tv]

2 hours after the sun set and its 80 degrees outside. its hot in my room. how am I supposed to work in these conditions man...

[polyampire]

if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[thesummoningdark]

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

[scoliosisrick]

MADE THIS CONTRAPTION TODAY :)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

into ancient greek architecture but only ionically

[notonelover]

wait for me moot . your country is not too far.

[kushblazer666]

[girlcreaturething]

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

[girlcreaturething]

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,