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I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

teaboot

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

oojamaflip-whatchamacallit

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

orpheuslament

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

toast-potent

i don’t need to say it

boingmann

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

boybeetles

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

katelyn-danger

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

#really fuckinf scary

strawmanfallacy

#bugs

bacteriumphage

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

#year of the smile

omtai

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

dolphinsarejerks

scone butch blueberries

asepriterico

#:))

ravioliet

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

ravioliet

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

creatingblackcharacters

And what is it we just talked about in book club?? THIS.

tartrazeen

@creatingblackcharacters hey, which book was it? I know Medical Apartheid is the one coming up, but I can't find the one you're all currently on

creatingblackcharacters

If it was April 22nd, that book was Mediocre by Ijeoma Oluo. We're on Medical Apartheid currently, actually. Just started today.

clementine-kesh

if i was in charge of star trek i would cut 60% of the special effects budget and put that money into spec bio. no more epic space battles we are spending the episode hanging out with bajoran marine biologists

msaprildaniels

This would be so cool.

quasi-normalcy

I'd watch the shit out of that.

I don't know, I'm rather annoyed with the assumption in a lot of recent SFF media (not just Star Trek) that the most interesting thing you can do with a strange or fantastic setting is blow it up or set a battle there. Like...have you legitimately never felt wonder in your life?

annabelle--cane

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

stalker-among-the-stars

Okay, what is it when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing lurking outside of a location?

of-starships-and-wombats

Then you’re in John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece The Thing

parkchanwoohoo

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands