I’m Hungry

Mmm burger 🍔

[tragoidi]

[belphiesnore]

what’s this about a wedding coming up..?

[beelzebubbbles]

a wedding? Will there be food ? Who’s getting married?

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

niichan and alucard are getting hitched

[beelzebubbbles]

which Alucard…

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

clifford the big red vamp

[beelzebubbbles]

oh. Of course. Luca’s dad.

[belphiesnore]

what’s this about a wedding coming up..?

[beelzebubbbles]

a wedding? Will there be food ? Who’s getting married?

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

niichan and alucard are getting hitched

[beelzebubbbles]

which Alucard…

[belphiesnore]

what’s this about a wedding coming up..?

[beelzebubbbles]

a wedding? Will there be food ? Who’s getting married?

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[beelzebubbbles]

beel can you come get your twin. he misses you

I saw this too late.

[asmobby]

i think even as a pile of red mush i still look good <3

[beelzebubbbles]

You looked edible, but there’s a reason paimon didn’t target you.

[asmobby]

WAIT RUDE??? BEEEELLLL I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?? :(

[beelzebubbbles]

I do

[asmobby]

then why are you saying my guts were too ugly for paimon of all people to masturbate to :(((

[beelzebubbbles]

Reaver wouldn’t either…

[asmobby]

okay now i KNOW thats not true. that mans masturbated to just about everything he can look at. he probably did jerk off to my remains after killing me.. sigh....

[beelzebubbbles]

nnnno. He jerked off on Satan though..

[asmobby]

oh of course. weren't those two dating a couple hundred years back? maybe he just didn't want to cheat on satan... shockingly...

[beelzebubbbles]

hold on Belphie just signed up…

[asmobby]

i think even as a pile of red mush i still look good <3

[beelzebubbbles]

You looked edible, but there’s a reason paimon didn’t target you.

[asmobby]

WAIT RUDE??? BEEEELLLL I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?? :(

[beelzebubbbles]

I do

[asmobby]

then why are you saying my guts were too ugly for paimon of all people to masturbate to :(((

[beelzebubbbles]

Reaver wouldn’t either…

[asmobby]

okay now i KNOW thats not true. that mans masturbated to just about everything he can look at. he probably did jerk off to my remains after killing me.. sigh....

[beelzebubbbles]

nnnno. He jerked off on Satan though..

[asmobby]

i think even as a pile of red mush i still look good <3

[beelzebubbbles]

You looked edible, but there’s a reason paimon didn’t target you.

[asmobby]

WAIT RUDE??? BEEEELLLL I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?? :(

[beelzebubbbles]

I do

[asmobby]

then why are you saying my guts were too ugly for paimon of all people to masturbate to :(((

[beelzebubbbles]

Reaver wouldn’t either…

[asmobby]

i think even as a pile of red mush i still look good <3

[beelzebubbbles]

You looked edible, but there’s a reason paimon didn’t target you.

[asmobby]

WAIT RUDE??? BEEEELLLL I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?? :(

[beelzebubbbles]

I do

[asmobby]

i think even as a pile of red mush i still look good <3

[beelzebubbbles]

You looked edible, but there’s a reason paimon didn’t target you.

[beelzebubbbles]

#nakedandhorngry

[beelzebubbbles]

@allthegrimmintheworld can I at least eat Leviathan. ..

[allthegrimmintheworld]

NO!!!!!!!!

[beelzebubbbles]

[beelzebubbbles]

@allthegrimmintheworld can I at least eat Leviathan. ..

[princesspaimon]

[a picture of one of the many red smears scattered around HOL as of currently. now with... he came on the fucking blood splatter, okay? i dont know how else to word this.] rip bozosssssssssss

[beelzebubbbles]

oh. Why did you cum on Lucifer..?

[princesspaimon]

because he suuuuuuckssss

[beelzebubbbles]

oh okay

[princesspaimon]

[a picture of one of the many red smears scattered around HOL as of currently. now with... he came on the fucking blood splatter, okay? i dont know how else to word this.] rip bozosssssssssss

[beelzebubbbles]

oh. Why did you cum on Lucifer..?

[beelzebubbbles]

for one, i don't think the others would um. respawn, so to speak, if you were to eat them. secondly theyre more of a.. smoothie consistency....

not even a little bite..?