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[beepuyo]

hello everyone! it appears haley halcocnycn / thefizzynator / valvoice has returned completely now, even on her old lil incorrect quotes blog @/incorrectpuyotris!! :)

make sure to block her accounts and avoid her, and if you have any questions i'm very willing to answer them!

she's homophobic (compared being gay to being a pedophile), a pedophile and a transphobe, stalked, gaslight and harassed me for several months over two different websites and tried to get into a project she was banned from after getting banned from it FOR ADDING NSFW MODELS INTO THE GAME NO LESS. she's all around a horrible person and if you willingly associate with her knowing this then LEAVE. GO AWAY

[sonichedgeblog]

In the ‘Sonic Postmortem’ GDC talk, Naoto Ohshima wanted Sonic to dance, but didn’t have the cart space for it. Here are some of his sketches, now animated.

[atelia22]

[beepuyo]

do you think sega's been making every puyo puyo game have the same ending since 7 (and even before that really) because they sincerely think the company's gonna go under after every game

[beepuyo]

7: goodbye, ringle, we'll never forget you!

20th: goodbye again, ringle, we'll never forget you! again!

puyochron: goodbye, ally, we'll never forget you!

tetris 2: goodbye, tee, we'll forget you!

puzzle pop: goodbye, meena, we'll probably forget you!

[beepuyo]

do you think sega's been making every puyo puyo game have the same ending since 7 (and even before that really) because they sincerely think the company's gonna go under after every game

[beepuyo]

[rockman-x]

uh

[neokatt]

(hada redo this cause the image fucked up agh

[beepuyo]

text id under the cut bc some of these are unreadable

Lemres: How would you get a small cylinder - 5.1 inches in length, around 4.5 in girth - unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

Accord: Perhaps a hot bath is in order. Lemres: Yes that might help me clear my head.

Schezo: Have you tried inserting another cylinder into the M&Ms tube from the other side? Lemres: If the tube had an opening on the other end it would not be sealed. Ringo: That certainly follows. Lemres: I will keep that in mind next time I try this experiment.

Risukuma: Im an engineer. So your best bet here is to use pressure. Imagine the piston in an engine. That's your not dick. When pressure builds up i.e combustion inside a cylinder. It pushes the Piston out. Don't try to argue this. Pistons never get stuck in the up (top dead center) position. You need to poke a hole in the end of your m&m tube. And inject some accelerant. Nail polish remover will be perfect. Then simply add fire near the hole and boom. Your cylinder and tube will no longer be stuck together. Lemres: Nail polish removers high vapor pressure might cause discomfort by drying the external layer of the cylinder out.

Ally: Legend has it that OP still has not found a reasonable solution. Lemres: Help. Arle: dude, go sit in the tub with the cylinder in your lap. Get a cold bath going. use a q tip to clean around the base of the cylinder a little, and work cold water up the tube. wiggle the edge of the tube until you start to clean out the mixture in it. slowly wash the mixture out of the tube until the cylinder is less stuck inside the tube.

Amitie: This is a sexual thing, isn’t it? Lemres: My experiment does not involve anything sexual. Klug: Not until you can get your “cylinder” unstuck it doesn’t.

Lemres: Hospital.

[klugpuuo]

hello i have definitive proof that schezo wegey and also wacht are both dutch. this is short so it doesnt go under any cuts. ha ha

first i will start with: schezo

the proof is:

[id: a screenshot of a transcription of schezo wegey's steam city alt spell quotes. the spell is water. the etymology of the word is noted to be dutch in origin, specifically having the dutch spelling.]

thats fucking right !! he says a single dutch word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"but klug that doesnt mean he's dutch-" nobody who isnt dutch ever says dutch words. it's not cool to know dutch.

"but arc it's the same in english-" the pronounciation is different. also nexus wiki would never lie 2 me

"but klug neither of his names are d-" neither of his names are of any language except potentially maybe possibly italian. also he's trans

ok moving on to wacht

first of all let's see his design

[id: an image of wacht's 5 star card on a white background. there's an arrow pointing from his eyes to some text which says "purple??", and another pointing from his hair to text that says 'blond". "blond" was misstyped as "blojnd". end id]

yea hes blod. and has urple eyes. as everyone knows only dutch people have purple eyes

oh yeah also his name is a dutch word . it means wait. his name means wait. if you said wacht op while knowing him it's a 50 50 between you saying wait up and wacht is now empty/gone

a final note:

[id: two images. the first is of the dutch flag, colorpicked from schezo's "king of darkness" alt, with schezo in the middle of the flag.

the second is of another dutch flag, this one colorpicked from wacht's "midnight wacht" alt, with wacht in the middle.

end id.]

thanks for listening to my ted talk goodby

[beepuyo]

Feli: Lemres would never care for a pervert such as yourself... Klug: So that certainly isn't Lemres walking and chatting with Schezo, I see.

[beepuyo]

amitie gets incredibly depressed if he isnt able to go outside at least once every day and is kinda scared about how long klug stays indoors (klug says it's fine but it's. really obviously not)

[beepuyo]

Atari: What kind of technology d'you have that lets you make food so fast?! I've never seen anything like it.. Lemres: Why, magic, of course! Atari: what

[beepuyo]

schezo enjoys consuming large amounts of dairy products because 'milk is good for the bone..... er....'

[beepuyo]

htp!squares rotating a cube nd when someone catches him doing it nd is all like 'oh whatchya got there bud' he acts as if he was just caught stealing classified military documents

[beepuyo]

Attenuin

^this guy is a baby

FAQ:

"but he looks old"

No

"but he's smart"

Shut up

"ACTUALLY he's autistic coded so if you say he's a baby you're ableist and-"

I was autistic when I was a baby. Shut the fuck up

"when did they say he was a baby? "

literally everyone went "THIS GUYS A BABY? A DUXING INFANT??? SMALL??????"

"I headcanon this guy I ship him with is younger-"

He's a king dumbass

Youngest age you can be a king at BY MEDIEVAL STANDARDS:

14!

If you are 14 and dating a 3 year old there's something wrong with you

If you aren't talking about tee and instead speaking of ecolo or perhaps even satan I'm literally going to destry your computer and your WiFi forever. Get the fuck offline

(disclaimer: I don't know where anyone lives so I won't actually..but I'll want to)

"hey aren't you that guy who made long legged squares"

Yeah

Tldr: hes the world's first non-binary baby. Now perih to my

EXTREME BEAM ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU SHIP HIM WITH ANYONE .KTHERWJSE UR IMMUNE!!!!!!!!!!!

[beepuyo]

Strawberry: Are you transphobic..?

Licorice: I am literally trans.

Gingerbrave: hE'S DODGING THE QUESTION-!