Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem
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noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Kiana Khansmith
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem
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shake it by metro station makes me go a special kind of crazy
now if she DOES it like this will you DO it right back now when she TOUCHES like this will you touch her like that now if she moves like this will you move her like that COME ON shake shake shake shake shake IT
in the new COD you can be nonbinary in the CIA and when u meet Ronald Reagan he respects your pronouns. i dont know how to process this information at all
Reagan let the AIDs epidemic kill an entire generation of queer people because he was too busy practicing the right pronouns for his non-binary CIA agent
he didnt do anything about AIDS cause he was too busy reading critical gender theory
Really hate how “mommy and daddy issues” just a jab at the child and not the parent
Oh, so your parent(s) traumatized you when you were vulnerable and defenseless, and they let you down when you were reliant on them for your emotional needs? Lol idiot.
My ENTIRE world just shifted to the left a bit. Thanks.
taking any college course on societal issues in the united states is just like: *realizes its bc of reagan* *traces the cause back to reagan* *discovers the original policy came out of the reagan administration* *finds factual inaccuracies ignored by the reagan administration that are then used to push policy* *finds statistics that show the severity of the aids crisis as well as the beginning of mass incarceration of poc were caused by reagan* *hates reagan*
“all the gravity falls townsfolk act strange/stupid/quirky because theyre being subjected to experimental memory erasing technology thats slowly giving them all brain damage” is one of the most underrated twists in the whole show tbh. like what the fuck
I would like to give a shout out to Australia for providing us with the funniest Trump headline I have ever seen
Yup yup yup.
Highlights:
“If the party believes after 94 percent of Detroit went to Biden, after Black organizers just doubled and tripled turnout down in Georgia, after so many people organized Philadelphia, the signal from the Democratic Party is the John Kasichs won us this election? I mean, I can’t even describe how dangerous that is.”
and
“There’s a reason Barack Obama built an entire national campaign apparatus outside of the Democratic National Committee. And there’s a reason that when he didn’t activate or continue that, we lost House majorities. Because the party – in and of itself – does not have the core competencies, and no amount of money is going to fix that.”
and
“Before the election, I offered to help every single swing district Democrat with their operation. And every single one of them, but five, refused my help. And all five of the vulnerable or swing district people that I helped secured victory or are on a path to secure victory. And every single one that rejected my help is losing. And now they’re blaming us for their loss.
“So I need my colleagues to understand that we are not the enemy. And that their base is not the enemy. That the Movement for Black Lives is not the enemy, that Medicare for all is not the enemy. This isn’t even just about winning an argument. It’s that if they keep going after the wrong thing, I mean, they’re just setting up their own obsolescence.”
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Now this is just iconic advice
2020′s final plot twist could be me meeting the love of my life idk
free soup
you’re going to be so, so cursed.
I mean, that’s not wrong, we just eventually decided to start cataloging curses and naming them things like “amoebic dysentery”
i think supernatural should end with d*stiel becoming canon but then immediately pulling a bury your guys. sorry i know homophobia isn’t funny but at the same time that would literally be so hilarious
I think maybe we're playing with power we don't really understand.
you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years
everyone i’ve encountered today has been like “you… seem different? lighter somehow?” and i’m like how do i explain how i and the many strangers who have been stranded on this fucked up desert island of a website for the last 8+ years reached a state of time-traveling collective catharsis last night without first having to summarize entire geologic eras of internet fandom culture
It’s impossible to describe the feeling of “this site actually felt united again instead of everyone being at each others’ throats” nostalgia mixed with “I could explain that one specific joke, but so much of the funny was being slapped out of nowhere with another 2012 reference rising up like an undead zombie that we thought we’d buried 6 feet underground after shanking it through the brain” mixed with “we’re all in the middle of some Very Stressful Things and have been internally screaming for the past several months, we Really Fucking Needed This and Destiel Took One For The Team”.
came out to my older brother yesterday, we had a 40 minute phone call. he listened to me and understood and felt so rel ivied. Hes like my best friend, and we’ve been really close since we were little. He said hes got my back, and when our homophobic family talks shit he’ll defend me and i can walk away. he wants me to come out at graduation bc there will be witnesses and stuff, but i dont think i will. im just glad hes got my back.
I was going through old posts and found this. I havent spoken to my brother in three years it this just made my heart hurt pretty bad