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System Minors DNI please We truly are lost in the sauce... The bee sauce

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You know, reading through all the recent posts it's incredible we made it home safe and he fucking figured it out without any help because he had none whatsoever.

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I'm honestly not even gonna keep playing detective here. I had a lot of guesses but none of them were right, and I'm just gonna wait for someone to get back

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About to play a fun game called "what car is mine?" and "where do I live?" and also "where am I?"

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SERIOUSLY! I want answers, or anything?

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Hey guys, why do we have Tumblr again?

and also, you know,

WHAT HAPPENED, WHY AM I WORKING A JOB, WE HAVE A CAR??? WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHO IS THE SPIKY RED KID??????

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I know the brain's struggling a little when I of all people start losing it a little-

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Srsly just the unlucky alter, i am not equipped to handle working at our job so ofc im stuck out

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I don't know who the fuck makes this back hurt every day, but if we don't get some of the knots out of these shoulders I'm gonna lose my shit

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You give them an inch and they come back soaked from hours of walking in the rain.

The joys of system parenting.

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More Baby Bird watching Heathers Quotes (see prev post for more)

"what?? we can't go off the grid! what about my curling iron?! what about my straightening iron?! what about my gayening iron!? Did you think about the gayening iron?? it's pride month JD!"

"no one nigh knowing know the meal me"

"I blame... Natsuo! he fucking KILLED HEATHER"

"AngEl DuSt Did wwHat to th RacKetS?!?!" (this is how it sounded)

"Boo! Ahhhh and then the assholes become ass mounds so no more dinosaur"

"Nooooo Bakugo hates libraries, Bakugo you made him angstyyyy"

"nuh uh uh, that car can't break yer bones if yer not havin' a good enough time"

"ugh, my mom's the liverWORST.... OH WAIT YOU'RE LIVERWORSTER!"

"now dance on that petition like the stripper you'll never ever not never want not to unbe"

"People don't like them?!?! is it bebop??!?"

"there I go again with my videogame inventory ladder, I'm the minecraft guy veronica, that's where I get the tnt from, I kill them creeper football guys and throw sand at their gunny ashes to roast my marshed mallowés in the extremest whey"

"ooh yay, I'm living out my dream of being the Hot Topic Barbie!"

(then they mentally recited the mysterious ticking noise video)

"and my goal here is to run out of balls before JD- Awww look! it's sweaty pits guy!"

"mmmm wormy marshmallows

(whistful sigh as the credits roll) "and I still have this balls..."

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Things Baby Bird (aka the host) has said while watching Heathers

"he's an extremist! a marshmellow extremist! he just wants to roast those mallows in the most extreme way- that's why he goes to school!"

"I'm actually sad. I have an earring because I'm a bad boy, but not two because I'm not a bad gay boy, unlike what those meanies said earlier!!"

"would you do it Veronica!!?? would you kill me for roasting you? maybe you won't this time"

"noo they scare me, they're meannn, take me home mommy (except mommy's dead!)"

Yayyy they are sufficiently losing their shit

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I hate being an alter that can drive. This brain keeps making me do it

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you ever look at your system and everything and just think "this isn't what it was like. These people have only been here for a year, so why am I ignoring the people who were with me every step of the way?? Why is this guy who I've known for less than ten months holding me instead of the one who was always there" and then host guilt and spiraling into "oh so I must have been the one to fuck up/I was too much/I ruined the dynamic we had"

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It's genuinely fun to be the one who isn't shopping but waiting for the shopper. It's a low stress opportunity for us to talk and come up with ideas for our own art or styles, like, this is a great time for me to gather inspiration for all sorts of stuff and get out of the house and even work on stuff because who says I can't?? I get to loiter in public like the gods intended and no one can say shit because I'm with someone, so HA. TAKE THAT SOCIETYYYY

Chairs would be nice but it really doesn't matter that much either

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And if I never post again it's because Dabi killed me

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Death would be too fucking quick for you...

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And if I never post again it's because Dabi killed me

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Sometimes maturing is realizing "it's not depression, it's overstimulation and needing to go nonverbal for a while but feeling like shit because I cannot in this setting, but I need that specific recharging that happens while fronting"

So, ahaha, Hawks save me