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 grey || she/they || dyke 2.0

[beeth0ven]

Sorry for creeping to the ends of your blog before mobile crashed on me. ur #content is great, high five.

eyyyy t hanks fam. im flattered

[beeth0ven]

Ever been to Reddit /r/babyelephantgifs? You'd like it!

its reddit so i have to say….. if i check it out and its like dead elephants or something i might just have to doxx you

[beeth0ven]

You fit an IV bag and pump in your HOOD?

yeah man that hoodie is a men’s xl because in my heart im big and buff so there’s lots of room for activities 

[beeth0ven]

just really feel like cripple punk is becoming “who can post the cutest selfie” as supposed to, you know, an actual movement. feel like people think that they can claw their way up the ranks and trying to be the new head of cpunk.

feels sick. feels gross. feels disrespectful.

people’s legacy’s aren’t an aesthetic. radical movements should not just be a stage for your selfies. 

[qcrip]

Which came first the gays never sitting properly on chairs or the gays having moderate to severe back pain

[hijabiflexual-deactivated202408]

me talking about my mother: prefaces it by explaining how much i love her and how i understand why she’s the way she is, criticizes her in the mildest way possible, followed by stuff about how i understand and love her

me talking about my father: lmao fuck that guy

[valtsv]

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

[valtsv]

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

[kaijuno]

Get high and watch vsauce and have an out of body experience where you fight Michael Stevens on the astral plane

[vigilmaker]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

[compassionisobligatory]

I don’t know if this is weird or not, but I totes read Mulan as a trans woman! I tend to read all “women who pretend to be men” stories as very similar to my experience. In contrast, I’ve never imagined that a character presented to the audience as male was actually a trans woman. 

Is my way much rarer?

In any event, I think we can all love Mulan!

[vigilmaker]

[beeth0ven]

god i fucking LOVE elephants. what a top notch animal right there

[beeth0ven]

i think i just did something tho! no more backpacks just stick those medicine balls into the hood of your hoodie. i’m living in 3018 rn

the future is now innovation is here

[beeth0ven]

hey boys just so you know i can dislocate my jaw on demand so men if you ever lay eyes on me or even think about me in an abstract sense please know i will unhinge my jaw and swallow you whole like a python does to a mouse. thank you

[ultraviolet-techno-ecology]

Every “Why my disability didn’t stop me from living” article written can be summarized as having access to resources materially and socially.  Which results in a fascinating intersection between ableism and classism, as the resulting inspiration porn - used against disabled folk via the “Why are you more impacted than this person in the article” - essentially boils down to shaming people for not having access to the resources required to mitigate the disability. 

[lesbianherstorian]

from the zine mean dyke #1, c. 1990s

[beeth0ven]

like not to get into music theory or discourse but i really believe their is a certain tragic undertone to hallelujah that christians in particular fail to capture. it’s such a heartbreakingly kitschy song, and the overture of lost faith- losing faith in love and losing faith in god- that is a uniquely jewish thing. at least, it is in the context of this song. it’s ironic. the “hallelujah” isnt sung in praise, it’s sung in irony; the same irony that has upbeat yiddish folk songs written in minor keys with depressing lyrics. it is a jewish irony and if i hear one more christian artist change the line to “i KNOW that there’s a god above” im gonna scream because it’s not only tone deaf to the meaning of the entire song but it’s tone deaf to the meaning of an entire religion  

[left-reminders]

[beeth0ven]

According to google, the ld50 in mice of a form of caffeine that is injected, caffeine citrate, is 49mg/kg. By weight, only half of this is pure caffeine. So 25mg/kg might be an ld50 for injected pure caffeine. Google says a typical cup of coffee contains about 95mg, but lets round that to 100. That would mean injecting about 15 cups could kill a 60kg person. Obviously im ignoring all the other weird chemicals in coffee. Info is harder to find on those.

oh NICE.

my other question is: we know the lethal dose of caffeine, but what about the water in coffee? cause im pretty sure injecting straight water causes apoptosis of red blood cells, right?

 so would you need to brew your coffee with an isotonic solution like saline or ringer’s lactate or something, or would the caffeine like, cancel out the water, like glucose does with water (ie. dextrose wont kill you, even though i’m pretty sure it’s made with sterile water and not normal saline)

and then there’s the question of infection, of course. it’s probably not possible to sterilize coffee beans 100%, right?