Eve

You can call me Eve I guess. She/Her. 🏳️‍⚧️ closeted. I am not a minor. I don't label my sexuality but I have no interest in flirting with/dating anyone who is completely cishet. I may hornypost, I don't post nudes, but they may show up I will try to tag. Minors are allowed at their own risk, please just do not interact with the hornier posts. Picrew my avatar is from: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/407340

[beetlebomb01]

I have finally (after more than a month) finished chapter 5 of Olives in the City. As always I have no idea how I did, since it's the first time I've written anything like it, hopefully you all enjoy!

Link

[clownowo]

worlds most well adjusted teenaged girl

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[diosapate]

[formaldehaiiide]

how many seasons does the 9/11 sitcom have?

none. the pilot never landed well :/

[inkie-heart]

blep

[oneheadtoanother]

[lost-my-soup]

@my-life-is-a-sidequest

[foxes-in-love]

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Thinking about the teenager in a ratty hoodie who came in with their parents for a ram upgrade. I saw some Celeste stickers on their computer, said “Oh I love that game!” And their mother chimed in to say, “Oh yeah, that’s like his bible. He’s always talking about it.”

I hope that girl is on estrogen now.

[terraswallows]

Biting is a love language. No I will not elaborate.

[queen-cheeze-the-vth]

For all the cuties waiting for plants to come

Please consider that you are already not independent from plants.

They provide you with air you breathe, the food you eat. Their images are on your clothes and their materials are in your clothes. They are a part of your cultures and they are inseparable parts of your language. Regularly seeing greenery improves your mental health. And consuming certain kinds of plants keeps ailments at bay.

Just because they don't put a leash on you, doesn't mean they don't already unconditionally support you. They're already doing their best, for free.

[fast-feet-wild-heart]

actual footage of me trying to find my phone

[lucy---lou]

NOW GIVE ME TREATS OR ELSE!

[familiar-omen]

WHO GAVE THE FOPS BANG

[blackboard-monitor]

ask game for aging tumblr population

what's your favourite kitchen appliance?

do you have a collection of anything?

what's the best job you've ever had?

what's the worst job you've ever had?

what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?

what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?

are you married or do you intend to get married?

do you have kids? do you want them?

are you on good terms with your parents?

do you have siblings? do you hang out with them?

do you vote?

what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?

what are your hobbies?

what's a hobby you'd like to get into?

do you collect anything?

how long have you known your oldest friend?

are you a member of any clubs or associations?

have you ever changed fields in your career or education?

how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?

what's your favourite beverage?

do you have any living grandparents?

do you have nieces/nephews/godchildren/other kids in your life that aren't yours?

what's the coolest place you've visited?

what's your most recent degree and has it been useful to you?

would you rather own a dishwasher or a laundry machine if you could only have one or the other?

do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?

what's your favourite household chore?

what chore do you hate the most?

do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?

what's your living arrangement? (who do you live with, in what kind of building, do you own or rent or other?)

[lucy---lou]

NOW GIVE ME TREATS OR ELSE!

[beetlebomb01]

*nyam*

[lucy---lou]

siscon arc incoming?

I may have read one story a little to intensivly

[lucy---lou]

oh how shy I used to be about siscon

[beetlebomb01]

And now youre smacking her ass ^w^

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye