Part 3 of feral mc but with Belphie being released from the attic. Just imagine Belphie trying to kill mc and they just bite him. Not even Barbatos could handle the child so I highly doubt Belphie could either lol.
Feral Child Mc (part three)
MC Gets Betrayed & Bombastically Side Eyed Their Way To Beating A Bitch.
A/N: I like my writing to be nothing short of silly goofy, i also wrote this at like 4am two weeks ago and was so surprised to see it in my drafts. Did i proof read it? No.
Enjoy anyways💕
Now, you have been a menace since you've arrived
Only truly unstoppable by Diavolo, Lucifer and Barbatos on a good day
Today
Was not one of those days
No
Not at all
You see
Late in the night after being very snuggly tucked in
And then duck taped to the bed
And then your pajamas stapled to the bed
And then tied to the bed
In their defense
Not a single brother has gotten a single decent night of sleep
Not since Mammon awoke one night to see your little face peeking out from the vents
You screamed at him and launched from the darkness, stealing his sun glasses before scrumbling deep into the walls
no one has ever heard Mammon scream so loudly
Needless to say they were pretty fucking done with your scrumbling
Besides, they tied Satan to the bed and look at him! A totally chill and normal member of society :D
Anyways you were built different and managed to escape
You had to check on your little friend in the attic after all, it had been a few days
Upon going in, you glared at eachother for exactly three minutes and fourteen seconds
Before he started the whole sweet act on you
"Awh hey, you can let me out now right? You can do that? Whose a good little human?"
Offense taken
You werent a dog
though you wont lie and say you havent growled back at Cerberus before...
No you know what
Who does this man think he is?
You are a child with 6 of the deadliest pacts in the world!
...
...
...
Wait a second
Who thought that was a good idea
Genuinely
You are feral
A monster
The other students at RAD cower before you
You made the Angel's cry
YOU CHOKED BARBATOS WITH A SHOE LACE
WHO IN THE 7 CIRCLES OF HELL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE A PACT WITH YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
well whatever it's not like this is gonna come back and bite you
But you werent gonna release the bitch from his kennel
Not without a price
Mammon would be so so proud of you!
It took a lot of back and forth, but he promised 12 firecrackers, a new plushie, and a trip to the candy store
Hell yea candy
Open up oh magic lock
Oh he fucking kicked you across the room
Well that's not fucking candy
Lying prick
So this fucking incel loser started ranting about something or other
To be honest you didnt care
In fact you decided he didnt get a monologue
You were pissed off
You freed him
Were you the embodiment of capitalism while doing so?
Maybe
But that doesnt mean he can just hit you
Like
You have such a cute face
He's just mad that you're the baby of the family now
And that thought gave you a great idea!!
"I'm telling Lucifer"
Would have been your final words
Had you not been
Well
You.
Next thing you know he's chasing you down the stairs, grabbing you and choking you out
Which
Not gonna lie
Was a bitch move
So you kicked him square in the jaw and started screaming, just like papa lucifer taught
Stranger danger kids
Dont release strange men from the attic in exchange for candy
It's not worth it and they are lying
So obviously you pissed off what's his name
You're pretty sure its bitch boy
Anyways so you pissed off bitch boy and he started trying to stab you with a chair leg
Which was like
So rude
And the others were like bro stop
Except more panicked you're pretty sure but you werent a crybaby bitch like this loser so you know
You had to go for the knees
You slid around him, kicked him in the back of the knees
This wasnt your first rodeo
Apparently
Because you climbed on the demonic cow and grabbed the horns man
You were holding on for dear life before you just bit into his head
Like
I dont think he even knew what to do at that point
You ruined his WHOLE SPEECH
THEN FOR SOME REASON YOU GOT MAD AT HIM
gee I wonder why
THEN HIS BROTHERS SHOWED UP
THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE HOW IT WENT AT ALL
PRICK
Recounting this tale now, a few months later, you'd like to think that he was just being the most frfr brother out of everyone
You two had to be torn apart like a pair of summer popsicles
You were kicking and screaming
He was kicking and screaming
Mammon was kicking and screaming, somehow his leg got caught in between you two
Hello! Can we get the next part in feral child MC please? It's very cute and now I'm excited it's okay if you can't I don't want to make you uncomfortable. I hope you have a wonderful day or night or whatever wherever you are! 😁
Feral Child Mc (unfortunately) Goes To School
A/N: of course! I hope you enjoy, I haven't slept in like two days and its two in the morning so xdtfyg I hope you enjoy starling! also I love your username so much hehehe
Content Warnings: Swearing, mentions of weed, biting, feral behavior written by a dumbass, silly goofy eepy times
REQUESTS ARE OPEN, FEEL FREE TO ASK TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT -- p.s. previous Feral MC story at the end!
Do not ask me
How
You managed
In one week, one measly week
How the FUCK YOU MANAGED TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE SIX TIMES
FLOOD IT THRICE
AND SOMEHOW HOT BOX LUCIFER'S ROOM
no okay I know how that last one happened and it was Lucifers breaking point
Let's just say
You and Satan have a very...
Let's say complex relationship
Some days you're so ready to beat the shit out of one another it's a shocker that nobody has died yet
Other days the brothers live in fear
They can hear the two of you scrumbling in the walls desperately, gnawing at the wooden beams and gnashing your teeth at the thought of causing the entire building to crumble, leaving the two of you to sit upon your throne of rubble and bone...
Yeah the brothers DO N O T
Appreciate Big Brother Satan bonding time
Now you would never have thought to hotbox Lucifers room on your own, honestly Satan was pretty surprised you came to him with the idea and even knew what it was and like yeah he was absolutely gonna help you with that shit because it's so fucking funny but still-
Jokes on him
You didnt come up with it
No in fact it was the man in the walls
Which you have explained to the brothers and now all of them live in fear of some fucking guy just living in their walls
Well all except Lucifer for some reason but I digress
One night whilst scrumbling you came across the attic and low and behold there was just some fucking guy in there
And at first you were like
Hello? Whys there a twink in the attic?
Anyways he didnt take too kindly to you saying that bullshit outloud and the two of you argued over whether or not he was a twink for a solid two hours before he just kind of went
Damn are you fucking high on someth-
Wait a minute
Yo kid I just had the best idea
Anyways you didnt quite get it but you were guaranteed that it would be hilarious
And it was
For all of two hours
And then it wasnt
Because Lucifer came down from his high
And got filled with stress again
Like honestly the man probably needs it you did him a favor /j
Anyways
Then you were no longer allowed "free roam without a babysitter"
"No mammon doesnt count"
"No satan doesnt count either"
"You know what, none of you count"
And then you were put on A BABY LEASH
YEAH THATS RIGHT
HARNESS AND ALL
BABY LEASHED RIGHT ALONGSIDE CERBUS AND HIS NORMAL DOG LEASH
AND YOU WERE DRAGGED TO SCHOOL
On the bright side...
At least you're actually a kid
So it's nowhere as embarrassing as it is for Levi to be hooked to the baby leash and dragged to RAD
You arrived and you were so polite
Such an angel to be around
Is what I would say if I were a fucking liar
You got there and were on all cours growling at the other students
You ran into Luke and he TREMBLED
HE YELPED AND LEAPT INTO SIMEONS ARMS
DO YOU KNOW THE PSYCHOLIGICAL DAMAGE YOU JUST DID ON THAT POOR ANGEL
of course you do
you little monster
You spent the entire first hour of class absolutely gnawing on Lucifer's ankle and you could tell he was really holding back from kicking you
And then you had a brilliant idea!!
TEETH BITE
TEETH SHARP
BITE WITH SHARP TEETH
AQUIRE FREEDOM
and thus your chomp chomp mission began, you began tearing at that leash, and eventually your efforts paid off
You were free!!!
MC IS A FREE HUMAN!!!
And so you ran
You ran like your heart depended on it
Luke
Sobbing
Screaming
Crying
Get away from him you tiny psychopath
You came running at him down the hallway and what was he even supposed to do???
HE LITERALLY CRAWLED UP A RANDOM DEMON IN FEAR, THEN JUMPED ONTO THE LOCKERS AND COWERED
of course, you tried climbing up to befriend him
...yeah
he didn't like that
He called Simeon sobbing in a panic while smacking you away with a broom handle
then you stole the broom handle...
THEN YOU STARTED BEATING PEOPLE WITH IT SIMEON
P L E A S E
S E N D
H E L P
Simeon
Hahaha aw
what a sweet little thing you are
you're just a baby human!
awwwe come here sweet ange- AHHHH
WHY ARE YOU BITING
NO BAD HUMAN
NO BITING
He is flailing his hand trying to get you to release your pirannah jaws
This does fucking nothing you are LATCHED ON
YOU ARE GAINING FRIENDS
FRIENDSHIP
LIL BITE
Simeon
had to use his foot
He put his foot on your forehead and just had to kick you off before climbing up with Luke in fear
You were scampering around like a fucking shark
The angels were holding each other, reading off their wills
Barbatos and Diavolo
of course they had to walk down the hallway
right when you started climbing the lockers
causing the angels to scream at the top of their lungs
Diavolo
he
he couldn't keep it together
LISTEN OKAY DONT GET ME WRONG
HE FEELS BAD THAT THEY ARE AFRAID
BUT ALSO
YOU ARE SO SM A L L
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING THEY ARE TINY
SOMETIMES THEY BITE THATS NORMAL PROBABLY
ITS CALLED TEETHING
DUMBASSES /affectionate
Barbatos doesn't quite know how to break it to him that...children your age are far past teething age
Nonetheless, Barbatos dealt with Diavolo as a child, how much worse could you be?
...
......
.........
No one
Not a single soul
Will ever bring up this day
if they want to live
He doesn't even know where you got shoelaces
YOUR SHOES ARE VELCRO
MORE THAN THAT HOW DID YOU GET ON HIS SHOULDERS
WHAT FUCKING MOVIES HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THAT TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PROPERLY CHOKE SOMEONE OUT???
SOMEONE NEEDS TO RESTRICT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET ACCESS
YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE STOP FUCKING LAUGHING I AM DYING FRFR
Solomon
dying frfr
wheezing
crying on the floor
he filmed it all
no more than that
he's live streaming
Lucifer is trying to call him
Lmao blocked
He snatched you up and fucking ran
You are his little buddy now
You are taking cover deep in a place where Solomon knows Lucifer would never look for him...
...
......
Kid don't you dare comment that we're in the gym right now
LISTEN
HE IS A NERD
A BOOK NERD
A MAGIC NERD
HE DOESNT REALLY NEED TO GO TO GYM CLASS NOW STFU BEFORE HE LEAVES YOU FOR DEAD
you know how like
in jail you make toilet wine?
well he made toilet teleportation potion
Just in time the two of you crawled in the bowl and flushed, disappearing as the brothers broke in
they'll never find you now
mwahahahaha
time to watch every season of breaking bad
watch and learn kid
watch
and
learn
Previous Feral MC Post:
Part one? Let me know if you want more feral child MC with their older brothers. Felt bored so have this funky little crack prompt.
Notes:
Hello!🖤 Since it's Pride month and Luci(fer)'s birthday is soon, how do you think he'd react to the whole concept (of pride month)? Would be, well, proud that his sin gets an entire month to shine or would he be confused about it?
If that's an odd ask or you're not really sure yourself, can I request sleepy, tired, Lucifer x mc? I think it'd be a fun concept to explore.
If you don't want to do neither that's totally okay, I just wanted to ask.
-- V.X
Authors Note: Hi V.X! I think the concept of pride month and Lucifer is so funny hehe, its a bit short but I hope you enjoy!
Requests Open! We're in silly goofy mood time!
Content Warnings: Cussing, silly goofy writing
TLDR: Lucifer vs the gays, the gays won, L + Ratio
Lucifer Vs Pride Month
Lucifer was honestly a bit flabbergasted hearing about pride month
Not that he let that show of course
A WHOLE MONTH that's basically for HIM
Like he knew he was amazing but-
Oh
Oh it's for the gays
..not him?
Are you sure?
Like are you positive??
well this just won't do
He must change this
So you, Lucifer, Barbatos, and Diavolo ended up at a pride parade
not just one, no
Lucifer is on a QUEST
You are going to multiple
EVERY DAY
UNTIL THE END OF PRIDE MONTH
YOU ARE GOING TO ALLLL THE EVENTS
And you know Lucifer
Lucifer is
a hot
slay
bitch
SO TO SAY YOU WERE MOMENTS AWAY FROM FISTFIGHTING SOME BITCHES IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT
like
HE'S YOUR MAN
Lucifer thinks its pretty cute though
You being all jealous
He doesn't care for these humans, you should know that
But seeing you clinging to his arm protectively absolutely melts his cold dead heart
Lucifer also has a terrible, terrible habit of supporting small businesses
However that means you and the crew are all absolutely decked out in the shiniest rainbow pride wear
Honestly after the first like couple days Lucifer kind of forgot he was trying to like get the humans to worship him
Maybe it was the mass amounts of sugar he consumed
Maybe it was the bright neons
Maybe its because you were all smiley and happy and it made his heart pound in his chest
Whatever it was he just found himself enjoying every event
Being amongst the crowd of people so happy to just be themselves, so proud of being
It made him feel powerful and just...happy
Dancing with you, watching fireworks, looking at everything for sale
The only downside is that Barbatos had to put Diavolo on a baby leash and its kind of embarrassing
But overall
He loves it
He loves pride month
He loves that everyone can be themselves so openly- so- proudly!
Parents being proud of their children, people being proud of themselves
The large sense of togetherness unlike anything he's ever seen
A bunch of strangers celebrated his birthday with him too?
Authors Note: absolutely starling! I hope you're ready for more silly writing!
Content Warnings: Cussing, Mammon Mammoning
Requests Open!
Mammon's Nightmares
TLDR: Mammon has trauma and needs a hug my friends but also he is the most crackhead brother and I love him
Mammon's nightmares are...
Honestly probably some of the sadder ones
While Lucifer dreams of dozens of different terrible things, Mammon's nightmares all concentrate in one place
And that's you and his brothers
Yeah he feels guilty about Lilith, he misses the little shit every day
And yeah, he also is scared of Michael and father but...
The thing that really digs at him is the idea of his brothers and you actually just...hating him
Like yeah they all say it
But only half of him believes it's true!
He and his brothers used to be so close...
He and Lucifer were practically inseparable, he and Levi were best gaming buds, he was always there to help Asmo, he practically helped raise Satan and the triplets...
And then there's you and oh my stars does he just adore you
From your personality to your looks to that starry gaze you hold just for him he just cannot get enough
Usually, he sleeps fine, you are always there to reassure him and he typically dreams of his marriage with you, Goldie, and his baby coins with little faces which by technicality could totally be nightmares
(note, mammon needs to stop thinking of money as people in his dreams, it's really starting to freak him out-)
But on the nights you aren't there well...
The two of you sleeping in the same bed happened long before you two were actually together
You were awoken on countless nights by the creek of the door and nervous footsteps before he found his way under the covers
You would ask him what was wrong and he would remain silent, tracing the lines of your hands with his fingers
After a while, he would ask if you thought he was stupid, worthless, or any number of other absolutely heartbreaking things that clearly came from a bad dream...
Eventually, he just couldn't seem to get a wink of sleep without you. Like he would be absolutely vibing with his hot girl racecar bed (its secret, its in his closet, shhh don't tell anyone)
And then he would fall asleep and have the most mind shattering nightmare
Like bro get ur ass in his racecar bed okay?
Like you're his emotional support human what are you doing slacking off
"oh I'm sleeping in my own bed"
Uh, no, he doesn't want to hear it.
If you're in your bed, so is he
Watch yourself
He's YOUR parasite
Smh
Still though nowadays in your relationship when he has a nightmare he is honestly a mix between heartbroken and absolutely OFFENDED
LIKE HOE
WHEN HE SAID
"I cant get a good nights sleep without ya, you're like...my home and you make me feel safe...or whatever..."
HE MEANT THAT SHIT
MOVE YOUR ASS HE IS GETTING IN BED
YOU TWO ARE CUDDLING NOW IT IS
M A N D A T O R Y
ARE YOU COMFY
wait no seriously are you comfy he has to know
Do you need a snack or some water-
Yeah he may have been the one with the nightmare, but you are his precious human and he needs to make sure you're okay
So the two of you cuddle and chat, cracking jokes, every so often you mention things like wanting to marry him just to watch him stutter and fumble
Both of you are so cozy too
you might be in your bed, you might be in the racecar pretending to run from the cops
you might be in the racecar actually running from the cops MAMMON WHY CAN YOU DRIVE YOUR BED
Regardless Mammon feels safe with you and you never manage to fail at making him feel better
Like its gotta be a skill at this point
"I love ya Mc" he would tiredly yawn in your ear, part of him wanting to just put his tongue in there out of spite
Content Warnings: swearing, main game spoilers, crackhead writing because I am still in a silly goofy mood
Requests Open!
TLDR: Lucifer has emotions and also has 0 coping skills, but that’s okay because he got those sweet sweet musical jams...oh and like a partner too or something
Lucifer would rather die than admit he has nightmares practically every night
Like fuck dude
He has that deep rooted guilt based trauma.
Nightmares about bad things happening to you, happening to his brothers, nightmares about Lilith, the war, Michael...father...all of these things mixed together and happening in one tornado of horrible events...
Not only that but his dreams are just so
Vivid
Every time he closes his eyes it all just feels
Real
No one would ever guess that sometimes even the calm and prideful Lucifer wakes up gasping for air, tears in the corners of his eyes
So how does he cope?
Well
He came up with the best solution ever
NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!!! :D
and then you came
and at first you like had your own room
and didnt live in his room
because you know
you had one
BUT THEN FOR SOME REASON YOU WENT NAHHHH
Your room? Yeah thats mine now
and like what was he gonna say??
No??
He would never say that shit
Especially when you are paying rent in kisses
so like you kind of moved in
But like only kind of because you still wanted your room too and like didnt want anyone else to have it
So you actually have like 13 rooms now
thats beside the point you house thief
(breaking and entering to the next level, you could probably evict the brothers and win smh)
So you started sleeping in his room
and you noticed he MAYBE just didnt sleep like
Ever
so you went oh yeah i can fix this
and started DRAGGING HIM LIKE A FUCKING RODENT
ALL THE WAY TO HIS BED
YOU TUCKED HIM IN LIKE HE WAS BEING RESTRAINED WITH A STRAIGHTJACKET
which on an unrelated note would honestly probably do that poor man some good, he needs a vacation to grippyville, they all do
I digress
after centuries of having quite possibly the worst sleep schedule known to man, both to avoid having nightmares and to get his piles of work done
Having to actually just
Lay there
at like
11pm
Was merely just so flabbergasting that he spent like two weeks STILL NOT SLEEPING just to comprehend that he was SUPPOSED to be sleeping
You were bashing your head against the wall
Crying, sobbing, throwing up
take that as seriously as you want
regardless after a while he finally started falling asleep with you!
Why? well he loves you
unfortunately for him
(also you may or may not have been on top of him because he lays there like a fucking ROCK)
He loves you so much that he made a whole sleep schedule and went
“yeah I can deal with this”
Spoiler alert he couldn’t
But it took about a week of sleeping properly to break him.
and you
because you were thrown
ONLY VAGUELY I SWEAR
HE JUST HAPPENED TO SHOOT UP AND YOU WERE ON TOP OF HIM SO YOU WERE KINDA JUST LAUNCHED ONTO THE FLOOR
Were you a bit frazzled
Maybe
Were you about three seconds from crying, throwing up out of spite, and yelling?
...maybe
But that quickly faded
The demon before you sat with heavy, staggered breaths, his eyes wide and full of tears
part of you was like haha who is this man
but the other part was like oh shit what happened
Because like
YOU HAVE LITERALLY DIED AND THAT MAN HASNT SHED A
S I N G L E
TEAR
so sitting there on the floor watching him try and regain what little composure he had left was a bit startling to say the least
So being the lovely not feral partner you are (for now), you sat next to him on the bed
You rubbed his back and whispered gently into his ear while leaning on his chest
Lucifer was also a bit flabbergasted
Like
Lmao stupid human-
Insert internal sobbing here
Its fine
He held you and pretended nothing happened
Though he knew he definitely wouldn’t be falling asleep again any time soon
Of course you couldn’t just let this slide
You knew Lucifer better than you knew yourself
So
You did the only thing you could think of
You released yourself from his arms, and went to turn on one of his cursed records
“dance with me Luci?”
You whispered
On a normal day he would’ve rolled his eyes at the girlish nickname
But maybe just for today he would let it slide...
and maybe tomorrow too
and maybe the next da-
So he took your hand and twirled you gently
The two of you slowly swaying to the music in the darkness of his room
The twinkling of fireflies outside the window
You couldn’t take away his fears or his worries or the guilt he carried
But you could stand there with him, gently holding his hand and swaying alongside him
A reminder that maybe
Things were beginning to work out
Because if he was there with you
In this moment with you in his arms
In this universe where you loved him and he loved you
A world where you have overcome all odds
Maybe all the heartache was worth it
Maybe every horrible moment and every heart wrenching sadness lead him here
Maybe that was okay...
Because at the end of it all
Was the single greatest happiness in his life
You
And as long as you were beside him
He could handle a few nightmares
“I love you” he whispers in your ear as he spins and twirls you, the moonlight illuminating your face
And for a moment the nightmares were forgotten
Replaced by him imagining a perfect forever alongside his human
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