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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

pukicho

cha cha real scared

0rdi-deactivated20211118

Ough. Those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better.

mechanicalangel-deactivated2023

ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol

modernsuperhero

tag credit @pathos-logical

[ID: #i think that’s just called a murderer]

batsandboba

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

charlesoberonn

Irredemption Arc: The evil character just gets worse and worse.

imanaires

im short & bitter

adriftwoods

i love clicking on obvious rickrolls. i see em and say “oh nice, time to give mr. astley a visit :]”

nickyflowers

what if there was a beverage... that gave you the energy of a monster... i shudder to think such a product could ever hit store shelves

lyjerria

I truly don’t care about being considered difficult. I said what the fuck I said. I want what the fuck I want.

beysexuality

*Beyoncé voice* Okay ladies now just what in Tarnation

brucebocchi

i’m the professor of eating dirt call me loam chompsky

gertritude-art

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass