full of bugs!

he/him. call me anything ;) fuck with me and face irreparable consequences : )

[be-ny]

[beetlejuicy]

my husband I miss you come back from the ghost wars

WHY AM I NOT GETTING NOTIFS FOR THESE THINGS. :FUCK:

im back i prommy cmere hot stuff give daddy some sugar please please pleas e

[beetlejuicy]

how can i convince my wife to get cool whip again. ever since that incident shes refused to buy me more

[beetlejuicy]

i see no one is willing to offer advice. fine then. ill do it myself

[beetlejuicy]

my this 🫶 💚

[beetlejuicy]

how can i convince my wife to get cool whip again. ever since that incident shes refused to buy me more

[futurama]

take a few minutes out of your day today to hurt someone. could be anyone

[beetlejuicy]

i can be trusted with power tools : )

[beetlejuicy]

I miss you my wife

fucked up i didnt get a notif for this. miss you too hottie 😔

[iwonderwhatseawatertasteslike]

[beetlejuicy]

its spring, you know what that means !

bug season 😏

[beetlejuicy]

love when the wife goes insane and kills me and kills me and kills me

[charbottan]

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

[catgirl-peronism-deactivated202]

and we all love pussy smell don't we folks? reblog if you love pussy smell

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[hamzbxkbsmsvskwvsjvsndvmavd-dea]

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

[mayothompson]

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

[be-ny]