I Kiss Wizards

Hey there :) I like horror and being scared. Bears are the best animal ever I love them so much my only goal in life is to hug one He/Him 25

[miiilowo]

[human-pet-they]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

[sour-charity]

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

[whyenn-reader]

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[stealingpotatoes]

Do you think Luke has to be introduced to space metal and space goth music by the other jedi / merrin in the TL4J au

omg yes, and maybe they had motivation for getting him into space metal/goth stuff

(tip jar! // comms status)

[pissvortex]

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[blemgoid]

i heared were gonna have an age of heroes & monsters soon

[dogpuppy]

[catgirl-kaiju]

so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch

[transarsonist]

they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,

[tlirsgender]

That strain of 00s/2010s animal/furry/etc media that's like Weirdly ~Tribal~ is maybe the most potently obviously insulting shit in the world. Like (noble or otherwise!) Savages type narrative and they're literal wild animals. And they have like, feathers behind their ears. Adjective+noun naming convention. I could kill all of you

[tlirsgender]

And yk the kicker is I'M an ndn with a special interest in storytelling and lowkey a furry & I loveeee the idea of playing with the stories a little. Animal archetypes. Shapeshifters. So on and so forth. But you can't let white people touch it they just think WE'RE animals

[tlirsgender]

Ndns love animal people you'd think it wouldn't be problematique to make your animal people ndns but au contraire. Depending on how horrifically stereotypical you make it this might be the worst thing I've seen in my life

[badassdemonsword]

Look for the girl with the AI smile

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[lonestatus]

*getting trapped in the backrooms* it's fine, i just didn't expect it to be buddhist

[dogpuppy]

[snapscube]

Can you solve my riddle? not gonna ask it but like hypothetically would you be capable

yeah :)

[squeakitties]

put the demoman wherever you please

[softdog]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

guys raised by fly's

[tickled-taints]