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If I am isekai'd into a Soulsborne fantasy universe, I will kill myself so fast it will stun everyone around me. UNBELIEVABLE speed. Most people upon waking up in a fantasy universe would be curious. They would want to take a gander around them. NOT I! I pick up a single item and see a window that says some bulled shit like "Rosary of the Putrescence" I am dropping that shit like a hot coal and sprinting with SHINKANSEN VELOCITY to the nearest cliff. Swan diving off that fucker like that scene from Midsommar but sped up like a tiktok movie summary

parkchanwoohoo

FUCK

phaeton-flier

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

phaeton-flier

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

theaudientvoid

centrally-unplanned

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

theabigailthorn

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears