charbotte

[charbottan]

god i hope this hole i just dug for myself gets less deep

[charbottan]

i cannot even stress how much i appreciate cute and funny transgender pornography. it gets me through the day

[charbottan]

smorgasborg is such a funny word it should be used more often outside of the context of food

[charbottan]

chat gpt should just give up ^w^

[charbottan]

got into it with the yogurt again

[charbottan]

we need more charlotte funksillyweird

[charbottan]

do you understand. do you comprehend the nature of the situation that is occuring. at this present moment in time, as i type this, there are two books on my nightstand. one that involves a dragon. and one that is written by a lesbian

[charbottan]

music that makes you vagina and/or anus throb and pulsate

[charbottan]

yeah thats my beloved and respected mutual youre shit talking. go draw a horse with three legs or something

[charbottan]

thank you for funding my sad ass toys :(

[charbottan]

you guys i just made a new oc……..his name is dark shadow……..and he’s the dark shadow of death……..i think im going to kill him

[charbottan]

its crazy how big my penis is i need to stop thinking about it. im becoming obsessed

[charbottan]

when i say ill eat just about anything im being 100% serious. once i got in a car accident reaching for a french fry that had fallen on the floor

[charbottan]

americans dont understand that dark chocolate comes from the dark caves while milk chocolate comes from the light forests

[charbottan]

smoking weed and listening to pink floyd isnt psychedelia its actually atavism, a primitive way of life, a way that many many billions have lived before you. fossilized fossils of a lost world

[charbottan]

ohhhh they were smoking on the beam and falling off it. okay got it

[charbottan]

falling asleep wishing you has more time in the day :(