"If you had chance to prove your claim, would ya?"

Yo, you can call me Sebastion if you want 19/male/College student/Math and Econ Major (that dank combo yo) I'm here to meme around at the speed of sound and drink coffee, and I'll never be out of coffee...

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

friend: hey we’re gonna hang out outside wanna come?

me:

friend: man why not?

me:

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[outofcontextdnd]

“Does the picture frame around Esteban’s abs provide any extra armor?”

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[outofcontextdnd]

“That Shadow really went to town on your face.”

-Drow Sorceress to the Dragonborn Sorcerer who’s HP was brought down to one.

[outofcontextdnd]

"Can I hit the baby spiders with their mothers leg?" "Yes" "...what would I even roll for that???"

.

[outofcontextdnd]

He somehow manages to convey sarcasm through snow

The Ice mage player (via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

“I have bones, but they don’t really matter.”

-God-blooded with both versions of double-jointed.

[outofcontextdnd]

"You've heard of two toddlers in a trenchcoat. Now get ready for..."

“EIGHT PANTHERS IN A SUIT OF ARMOR”

- party druid

[sludgewave420]

everything was blue

his jat

his jorts

his joots

[thebootydiaries]

this post gave me the black plague

[filbipott]

dont you mean

the blue plague

[potatoshoe]

The jague

[thebootydiaries]

how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

[unoobang-deactivated20210222]

[akumanorobin]

VinnyLaugh.mp4

[nocontextvinesauce]

vinny fucking dies

[befriending-the-seraphim]

I am deeply disappointed that there does not exist any You Are a Pirate mixed with Team Aqua from Alpha Sapphire...

[nemurinbeam-deactivated20231218]

[goatexx]

The bee move but every time it’s posted it gets removed on legal grounds

[80sanime]

[otherwindow]

[realest-asami-requiem]

TACTICAL BUTTCHEEKS.

[captainkupo]

[bloodofdragons]

ysgramor was a terrifying man