I'mma be real with you, I'm a dense mofo when it comes to someone flirting with me. Deadass the only way I'm with my current gf is she was like "listen here u dense nerd I like u romantically" after I had told her I don't see the point in flirting when you can just be direct/honest about it so there's no mixed signals. So maybe brothers/undateables with a crush that's like that?
We should start a club, 'cause I'm super dense too.
Some of them turned out longer than intended.
The brothers & undateables with an oblivious s/o
He definitely knows how to flirt so he's trying to charm you at any given chance.
Quickly notices that you don't get it. Like at all.
You leave him no other way than to call you to his private study and directly tell you what's up.
"MC, I'm in love with you. I've been trying to show you that for a very long time now."
"Oh, I love you too! You're such a good friend and brother!"
"No- wh- I meant in a romantic way."
"Why didn't you say so earlier? Because I think I might be in love too!"
You're not making his life easier you know?
You both are making it super obvious that you have feelings for each other.
But does the other one notice that? Aw heck no.
You guys are crying about it in Asmo's room without the other knowing it.
Asmo is losing it. It is kinda funny though and he finds it extremely cute.
One day he's dragging Mammon to your room.
"You guys love each other! You are just too DENSE to notice it!"
Then he leaves you guys by yourselves.
At first thinks that you simply don't like him and that's why you don't respond.
I mean who would want a yucky otaku as a boyfriend? You of course, but you don't notice how much he likes you.
He's trying so hard you know?
He isn't as experienced as most of his brothers so he doesn't really know how to approach you.
You being extremely oblivious makes it even more difficult for him.
It's impossible for him to confess to you from face to face so he writes you a letter and slides it under your door.
After a few minutes you're in his room.
"Levi, I feel the same. You should have been more obvious about it!"
"Bwifbsiabhw but I was?!"
He's trying to woo you with his cooking skills and knowledge. (I'm 100% convinced that he's a great cook)
Also knows a lot about flirting, but he doesn't always keep a straight face.
When he's being more straight forward you can see a small blush on his cheeks and ears.
But is it straight forward enough for you? No, you still don't get it.
"You always smell so nice, MC."
And then you get on with your day.
He doesn't know what he's doing wrong tbh.
So after a while he loses his patience and just tells you how he feels for you.
Can't believe that not even "I love you" is enough.
It has to be "I love you NOT as a friend and no, I don't mean as a best friend either- for the love of Diavolo just kiss me."
No one in the whole universe is as straight forward about it as Asmodeus.
He knows your kind and he knows that he has to tell you about his feelings directly.
But it's not as easy as he thought it would be.
"MC, I wanna be with you."
"Oh I thought our self-care evening is tomorrow? We can do it today too if you want."
You're giving him wrinkles.
"Honey, you're a mess. I've been flirting with you since you arrived here. Did you friendzone me without me knowing it? Is that it?"
You can't believe what you just heard.
"I thought you're flirting with everyone! Like this is something you just do!"
He has a hard time explaining it.
Our baby doesn't notice at first that you're so oblivious.
He thinks you're just not interested in him.
Tbh that makes him kinda sad and do you know what he does when he gets sad?
He eats. What a surprise.
But he eats more than usual which worries you.
You try to cheer him up, but nothing seems to work.
"Beel, would you like to tell me what's wrong?"
"I don't wanna upset you or make you feel bad, MC...I just- it makes me sad that you don't like me back."
"What? Beel, I like you more than that!"
"Why do you constantly turn me down then?"
"I didnt- oh wait you like me too?!"
He won't even question it. He's just happy that you feel the same.
Much like Beel he first thinks you're simply not interested.
I mean who could blame you after that incident in the attic?
But he soon finds out you're just super oblivious.
Whenever he makes you compliments you think it's just friendly and don't really respond in a way other than thanking him.
That's kinda frustrating and he doesn't know how to handle that.
He surprises you by storming into your room.
"I know some people don't get that, but this is getting pretty exhausting."
"Belphie, I don't know what you're-"
"Oh shut up and listen! I love you! And before you say anything no I don't mean it in a friendly way!"
You made him run to your room. He never runs.
Super obvious. Much like Asmo.
He constantly sends you flowers and jewelry.
He's the prince. Of course he can afford that.
Even asks you out to Ristorante Six.
The problem is: you don't think of it as a date.
Diavolo keeps holding your hand and tells you how beautiful you look and how happy he is that you said yes to this.
He has no idea that you just see this as a meeting among friends.
So when he accompanies you back to the house of Lamentation and you leave him there with a simple good bye he's shook.
You were having such a good time? Why are you leaving him at the door without even a hug?
Confronts you about it the next day and asks if he did something wrong.
"Our date went so well and-"
"Yes, but I understand if you don't feel the same. After all I'm-"
"No! I like you too! I just didn't know you like me in that way!"
He doesn't act on his feelings.
At least not in a flirting way like Asmo or Solomon.
We all know that Barbatos makes the best desserts.
People would kill to eat them.
He makes them for you every weekend.
Insists to bring them over personally so that he can spend more time with you.
Everyone notices how he opens up to you. Well except for one person of course.
"I'm so glad to have you as a friend!"
"You see me as a friend?"
"I would like to be more than that."
The wheels are turning in your head.
100% a gentleman so his flirting isn't too straight forward.
"When I'm with you I don't miss the sun anymore."
"Aaawww, Simeon! You'll make someone very happy some day."
He can't do anything else but sigh as a response.
That's as obvious as he can get.
As obvious as he WANTS to get actually, because he doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.
After a while he decides against it.
"MC, I don't think I made myself clear enough. I love you."
"Simeon! Oh, why didn't you tell me sooner?"
He's too busy holding you.
On second place when it comes to being extremely open about his feelings.
"Thank you. They were 50% off."
"I'd like them 100% off."
"You can't run a shop like that, Solomon."
Constantly flirts with you, because he's wheezing at your responds.
Of course that even he grows impatient after while, because well he has feelings for you.
Big complicated feelings and he's dying to know if you have them too.
"I've been flirting with you for months now, you know?"
"Oh really? I didn't notice."
Of course you two end up together.
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