Life and Shit

[hirschest]

[hailsithis14-deactivated2015101]

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[meanplastic]

[demegoddess]

stop

[tinaseh]

is someone gonna tell her?

[softle]

This has to be a joke

[fala7aqueen-deactivated20150820]

Oh my god

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

why is his avatar a cracker

[nikoiya]

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

im a girl

[vinesnow]

[yourzombiepinup-deactivated2016]

I thought this video died

[unicornriiarchive]

I QUOTE THIS CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT THIS

[rottytops]

Visit Original Link

[meowoofau]

trump your cat

Donald Trump; the real estate mogul and star of the reality show ‘The Apprentice” announced his run for presidency a while ago. Since then, he has made some controversial statements but most of us seem to only focus on one thing – his trademark comb-over hair.

In fact, an Instagram account called @trumpyourcat encourages cat lovers to give their felines a trump makeover and it’s purrfect. All you have to do is brush your cat to gather some hair, then place it on their head in the form of a toupee and share it by tagging @TrumpYourCat , #trumpyourcat or #donaldtrumpcat

[grossgoblim]

I don’t trust Stanford Pines

The first time watching the episode had me uneasy and I couldn’t figure out why..

What kept bothering me was Standford’s glasses 

When Stanford gets sucked into the portal his glasses fall off and Grunkle Stan ends up wearing them to pose as Stanford. 

But when we see Stanford come out of the portal he has glasses on

I know this could be brushed off as just a small detail and people could say “He got another pair!” or “we have no idea what happened the last 30 years in there!”. I agree it could just be me looking to closely.. but then another thing about this keeps bothers me

HE SPENT 30 YEARS IN A PLACE MCGUCKET COULDN’T EVEN SPEND FIVE SECONDS IN 

MCGUCKET SUFFERED FROM EXTREME TRUAMA FROM THIS EVENT, SO MUCH THAT HE LOST HIS MEMORIES ON PURPOSE 

What he says after he was in the portal also bothers me. He spoke in backwards ciphers and issued a strange warning: “When gravity falls and earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye!” 

This is obviously in reference to 

Bill Cipher and we all know he is the main villain for this plot but just how is an already POWERFUL demon like him gonna do even more damage?

From McGucket’s words it seems like Bill is a big part of the power of this portal and big red flag for me was the dummy that went into the portal.

When Stanford pulls McGucket back the dummy falls right next to them 

but in another shot the dummy has disappeared and after McGucket leaves Standford begins to hear voices 

 I THINK BILL ENTERED THE WORLD THROUGH THAT DUMMY

I also think after 30 years being in a place that drove McGucket crazy it should have done some pretty terrible things to Stanford, but he seems completely fine. He also acts like 30 years hasn’t passed at all! 

WHERE DID HE GET THE EXACT SAME PAIR OF GLASSES

Bill is also notorious for being tricky and revealing himself at the last second…  

Like when he takes Dippers body in “Puppet Opera” and he says when making a deal with Dipper “All I want is a puppet!” AND

Also in “Dreamscapers” he pretended to be Soos in order to trick the twins and while it happened because it was a dream. Bill’s powers seem focused on possessing the mind.

PLUS 

In Tale of Two Stan’s it seemed like off screen Standford had meet Bill and even wrote a scary (bloody) warning about Bill in the journal

We have no idea how the interactions between Bill and Stanford went, but it obviously didn’t go well if Stanford was going crazy when Stanley arrived and how he was checking for eyes. It makes me wonder what kind of deal Bill was trying to make with Stanford. 

Stanford has all the memories of his past and seems normal but I’m not trusting him till I see more.

Thoughts?

[maroontails73]

I believe in this theory. Though Stanford told part of the twins backstory, but Bill could of found that out other ways.

[rowboatanimeking]

machinegunrobotboyfriend

[journal-three]

Agreed!! Also, in NWHS, we see this mysterious 6 fingered handprint on the way down to the basement:

Which is NEVER shown beforehand. Any other time we saw Stan walk down to the portal room, this wall is bare. 

So, how does that add up?? Did Ford come back on his own? Did Bill bring him? Or are the walls of the two parallel universes he mentioned just THAT thin, that he could temporarily cross over on his own?

It doesn’t make sense that Ford would seem to be completely unaffected by the alternate universe, while McGucket has a freakin prophetic vision. There has to be something else to that, and somehow I get the feeling that Bill’s involved.

[thedoormann]

yall notice how bill didn’t appear once in this new episode? maybe i wasn’t looking hard enough but i didn’t see any triangles besides the usual ones in the shack. it’s a little un-settling

[zeropercentdiscountcomic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

…if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

[shar-fireshar]

I’m laughing uncontrollably

[putrefied-archive-blog]

all noise that i do not create or cannot control is the Enemy

[hirschest]

[hailsithis14-deactivated2015101]

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[harryandtommo]

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

[bob-belcher]

[standpoor]

celestialise

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

[rnozzarellasticks-deactivated20]

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

[talkingllama]

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

[lameburrito-deactivated20140105]

luigi! at the disco

[astrokillers]

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

[befuddledpony]

what your sm4sh main says about you

Mario: you are generally well liked and just want to have a good time

Donkey Kong: you love memes

Wii Fit Trainer: you're really boring and probably work a desk job

Samus: you've either been waiting for a new Metroid for too long or love spamming

Captain Falcon: you love OLD memes and going in for the kill

Link: ????????

Ganondorf: winning isn't enough. you have to HUMILIATE your opponent. you have issues

Sonic: you're probably a furry

Dark Pit: you're 14 years old

Palutena: you read a lot of hentai

Kirby: you are everbody's friend

Marth: you're someone who'd rather play Melee

Roy: you're someone who'd rather play Melee but will have a great time regardless

Lucina: you're someone who'd rather play Awakening

Olimar: fuck you

Villager: you love making people REALLY REALLY frustrated and angry

King Dedede: you're the best. around. nothing's gonna ever keep you down.

Shiek: you play this game WAY too damn much

Zero Suit Samus: you wish you could play Shiek

Charizard: you're an actual 8 year old

Jigglypuff: you like cute things and also decimating your opponent

Mega Man: you don't even care if you win or lose, it's fucking mega man

Ryu: you enjoy water without ice and dirt

Doctor Mario: you don't exist because you're playing Melee

Bowser Jr: you will do whatever is possible to win regardless of the methods

Mr. Game and Watch: you love getting people hyped up and excited

Lucario: you have a furaffinity AND a deviantart

Duck Hunt: there is no greater joy in life for you than frustrating the hell out of your opponents

Little Mac: you have no impulse control. none.

Shulk: you actually played Xenoblade or you love memes

Fox: you try too hard

Falco: trying too hard 2: electric boogaloo

Ness: you pretend to be wholesome and innocent but you are a monster

Lucas: an actual pure innocent child too pure for this world

Pac-Man: a genuinely A+ guy. everybody likes you.

Pikachu: SWEET JESUS

Peach: *forgets to face the ledge during up-b* :-)

Zelda: you're probably either scary-good at this game or spammy as fuck

Toon Link: a fun person to be around. u have a kind personality

Pit: literal precious angel who just wants 2 have fun

Bowser: you know your main is shit but you cant help it. youre addicted to the pain

Ike: no fucking mercy. ike will ruin your life

Diddy Kong: you're a nice person but you ruined all your friendships because you're too competitive

[beardedandblind-deactivated2018]