what's the point of pants?

Carson. 20. I have an inherent aversion to making plans in advance. Texas Fight. twitter: carsonitaaa

[emwtsns]

[beglittered]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[handsomedogs]

[beglittered]

Cuddling in the summer

Me: Listen, I love you but this is not sustainable.

[delta-breezes]

[sowingseason113-blog]

oh my!

[yrbff]

Mean Girls (2004)

[beglittered]

gay kid: hey i like your shoes

straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

[adultrunaway]

[notmine2025]

[loftyexpectations]

[noorabinta]

[of-earthandlight]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Forgive them. All of your thems. The more thems you can forgive, the better you’ll feel.

Karen Salmansohn (via thoughtsforbees)

[beglittered]

dog: [stares at me because I have food]

me: [flips middle finger at dog]

dog: [gives my middle finger kisses because he does not understand the obscene gesture and does not believe for an instant that I would be cruel to him in even the slightest way]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[itslatingirl]