Old Man

Scott Ulvik Ph D, Animal Behaviorist, get off my lawn. ((Indie Jurassic World/Park OC))

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[ sms; scott ]: if you get me out of here i'll do that thing you like ;)

[text; she has her looks] .....[text; she has her looks] alright.

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                  COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

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grxdy

       ella couldn’t help the small snort         that escapes her lips, pressing a hand        against her mouth. god sometimes visitors        just really bugged her to no end.             ‘’           did some wanna take ‘em home?

          Oh, that was cute. He nods, evading a           group of teenage girls giggling.

                              “Everybody wants a baby                               Tryke, I swear. What’s so                               great about them?!

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[ sms: scott] just tell them Owen sent you then.

[text; she has her looks] Sasha fierce can’t do shit you know that babe.

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grxdy

         she shrugs her shoulders.          leading them through the still          pretty massive thong of people.        ‘’          it was fine. though a lot                   people tend to complain                   about food these days.

          It’s on the later side of the day,           so mostly adults are out and about,           getting dinner with their spouses           or significant others. So he feels...           pretty natural.

                              “Yeah? You should see                               what I have to deal with.                               Everybody wants to pick                               up the babies...”

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[ sms; Scott ]: also pretend to be my husband. makes it more believable. trust me.

[text; she has her looks] We don’t have rings. They know us.[text; she has her looks] Try again.

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grxdy

     ella laughs again as she wraps her      arm around his and tugs on it as she      moves forward.

         He lets her lead the way, laughing          softly and wondering if work clothes          are really okay to be having a date in. 

                             “So, how was your day?”

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[ sms; scott]: you work here. all you have to do is come pick me up.

[text; she has her looks] You’re positive that’s all I have to do?

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✂ [ she's 5'10 :D ]

                        “You’re only an inch shorter,                          stoopid.”

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[ sms; scott ]: bail me out.

[text; got her looks] How the hell am I gonna do that.[text; got her looks] I may be old but i’m not santa clause.

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grxdy

       ‘’       how about we go now?                 i’m starving. and it’s almost                  dinner time … almost.      a laugh leaves her lips       as she rolls her eyes playfully. 

                            “You wanna? Let’s go!”

          He grins, offering his arm           With a big, playful grin. 

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Send me ✂ and I’ll compare our muses’ heights

On this

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[ sms; scott ]: okay so, don't freak out, but i'm slightly being detained by security for hopping a fence. help?

[text; got her looks] Uh... How am I supposed to help, exactly?

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grxdy

           ‘’          of course. it’s a date.

                            “ ‘Scuse me while I                             happy dance.”

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         “Oh shit, wow I’m really sorry. I guess            I’m really zoned out today.” Nick pats the small dinosaur on the top of the head gently, giving the man a small smile.           “I’ve never seen you before, name’s             Nick.”

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    “It’s fine, but these babies cost a lot of      money, so just watch out.” 

He scratches her belly, making her coo in a cute way. 

     “Plus I would be heartbroken if anything      happened to any of them. Nice to meet-cha,      Nick. I’m Scott Ulvik.”

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grxdy

           ‘’           sushi sounds perfect.

                             “Then...                             It’s a date?”