keenxeye:
“Yeah, but not to leave little black lunchboxes on people’s desks.”
❝ i have no idea what you are talking about.. ❞ she does, of course.
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@behcmoth
keenxeye:
“Yeah, but not to leave little black lunchboxes on people’s desks.”
❝ i have no idea what you are talking about.. ❞ she does, of course.
keenxeye:’;
@behcmoth | Continued
“Can you stop spying on me through the CCTV? You said you weren’t going to do that anymore.”
❝ i’m not spy. it’s my job to monitor cctv. ❞
"I'm not sleeping. I'm taking a long blink." (laurencia)
❝ that is not what camera says. ❞ // @keenxeye
I go for a look which I call dead but delicious.
Frieda
Hearing aids/implants/devices are a choice, not an obligation.
Sexual tension sentence starters
as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall
Angry
“Make me.”
“I dare you.”
“Bite me.”
“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
“Wanna bet?”
“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”
“Prove it.”
“What’s in it for me?”
“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”
“Oh, well fuck me, then.”
“Shut up!”
“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”
Flirty
“I wish we weren’t out in public…”
“Wow, you’re really strong.”
“Wanna go for a ride?”
“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”
“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”
“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”
“You have really nice fingers…”
“Are we going downtown?”
“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”
“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”
“What do you wear to bed?”
Awkward
“Do you have to eat it like that?”
“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”
“Hey, stop biting your lip…”
“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”
“You’re standing a little close to me…”
“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”
“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”
“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”
“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”
“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”
"THEY WANT THE GRAPES" (morphine Howie is the best howie)
a morphine-induced high. that’s what he’s on. coming out of her cavern hadn’t been all too bad this time around, though if you looked at her - you’d think otherwise. her expression neutral, the only tell of her true amusement at the situation is the twinkle in her eye.
❝ so tell them they can’t have the grapes. ❞
send ♒ for a starter where my muse is suffering a high fever but hasn’t told anyone.
Things I’ve Heard/Said In Chatrooms (4)
((I’m back with a passion frick yeah @roaringheart))
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“No, No, I’m fine.”
“Does he know about the grapes, our lord and savior.”
“It yells for you, yearns to be eaten.”
“YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THIS IMAGE.”
“Is this the krusty krab.”
“I’ve stepped on a lego once.”
“Bite them.”
“I am human.”
“Everyone is choking on grapes.”
“THAT’S A SWEET DEAL!”
“Oh no.”
“THEY WANT THE GRAPES.”
“Take me with you, sister.”
“No.”
“I mean the grapes chose you, anything can happen.”
“WILL YOU STOP SHARING MY DARK SECRETS!?”
“My sister eats chicken nuggets!”
“I heard them say ‘let them eat their bananas and babies’???”
“I thought I heard ‘no my dear’ and my brain went: ‘it is you who is done’.”
“Sounds fair, Queen Furry.”
“I’m not sleeping. I’m taking a long blink.“
“Ketchup is a smoothie. Discuss.”
“In the olden days, did you have light?”
“I THOUGHT A BUT WAS CRAWLING ON MY LEG”
“I THOUGHT A BUG WAS CRAWLING ON MY LEG, BUT NO, IT WAS A BAG!”
“Sounds like someone needs some grapes.”
“Clean yourself from the sin of this cursed place.”
“We are all equal in Meme City.”
“No escape from Icon 21.”
“These are good, these are real goose.”
“You’ve become your own meme.”
“Wake up, yanks.”
“Bless your sashimi.”
“IT WAS A JOKE, HOW’D IT GO SO WRONG??”
“Tis better to have toast and bacon than never at all.”
“This looks like an Eldritch horror.”
“I saw someone reblog porn without tagging it so im going back to bed”
“I feel like yall thought I was a serious person until tonight when the grapes attacked.”
"Honestly print out the grapes and stick them everywhere.”
“I’m just a cursed meme.”
“I’m just cursed.”
“I wanna go to sleep but my fries.”
“Meet me in the pit, guys.”
“This is hell.”
“Join the may-mays.”
“I’VE BEEN OUTTED, I NEED TO FLEE THE COUNTRY!”
“Who’s peeing the bed.”
“Then perish.”
“[name] can confirm that.”
“I feel sorry for the offline people who will come online and experience this.”
“Which is why, friends and fam, we’re careful about online chat.”
“What if it’s [name]™?”
“I’ve destroyed someone before.”
“Ok, and?”
“If so they would burn in the presence of queen furry and her Pure™ content.”
“I want a badge that says I survived 00s kh fandom”
“Your McNuggies are tardy.”
“GET THAT ABOMINATION OUT OF THE CHAT PLZ”
“Tumblr is a formidable foe that drains your life force.”
"The fries beckon you.”
"WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT GET THAT OUTTA HERE!”
"I want [name] to punt the non believers.”
“Peopel find a way.”
“You broke the rules legit as soon as you got on here.”
“I’M NOT MEANT TO SURVIVE!”
“SOMEONE PLEASE HOLD ME I’M SCARED!”
“I’ll give you TWO scooby snacks!”
“Would he stop judging for a scooby snack?”
“Hi guys, I’m [name] and definitely not a bully.”
“He’s got depth… somewhere.”
"Our lord and savior is disappointed.”
"Worst party members, both of you.”
"tHEy’Re MAgiCaLLy dELiciOUs”
“ (midi recorder of that one titantic song) ”
“What goes on in this hellscape when I’m not here?”
"I feel like my keyboard had a little breakdown there.”
"tHaT HUrT LIkE A buTTCheEk oN a StiiiiiCk”
“Mmmmmm them pixelated eyes.”
“I didn’t even cry when I watched Coco.”
“Wow ok here’s your pass to weenie hut JR.”
“EMO: Extra Motivational persOn.”
"Anyone wanna see The Worst™ thing I’ve ever made.”
"I ALSOMOST CHOKED ON MY SHAM PRINGLES”
“This was a christian server before you all stepped in.”
11/10 would die for.
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