it's not a bad dick

working those heels since '87. gh: behindthebachelor

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

we’re all emo down here

[fountainofyuck-deactivated20200]

everyones first impression of me was probably me grabbing @gee-weezy by his face and kissing him and/or injuring him in some form 

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

actually my first impression was helena and i want that eyeshadow

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

my first impression of you is that you’re the best former mormon stripper in all of hollywood.

Delete your account.

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

You're a bit like a livewire lullaby. You're very kind and it radiates from you in waves but I can see you also as being soft.

I.. mean, maybe? I don’t know about soft. I’m intrigued by this, though.

[dantethescrub-deactivated201503]

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

@mamaaaaa-uwu replied to your post: <p>first impression: someones voice can really...

seconded. looks like a twink sounds like a—

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

first impression: someones voice can really sound like that?! (thats meant in a good way btw)

it’s all a lie and i actually punch myself to hit those notes.

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

listen

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

First impression: I know Im saying this a lot but your aesthetic seems very freaking awesome!! I hope to get to know you better!!!!

i call it boujee vegas chic.

[teamarket-gone]

*no one asked* me: so what happened was,

[glowwormgoblin]

I’m fucked up in the middle of the afternoon does anybody wanna play an anon game and tell each other our first impressions of each other or something I’m lonely and I miss all of y’all even the ones I don’t know yet

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

@sxandhorrors replied to your post: me: talks about Andy’s beard me: logs on to Andy’s...

Witchcraft—

it really is

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

My new icon is just me chilling on all of you guys’ dash now. Whaddup, my peeps?!

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

One day I’ll make a post that asks people to like this so I’ll message them.

[imlbiclb]

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[dollarstorebatman]

You are the antidote that got me by, Somethin' strong, like a drug, that got me high

[behindthebachelor-blog1]

me: talks about Andy’s beard

me: logs on to Andy’s beard