Bueller, Ferris Bueller

sleep deprived indie youth

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets

[perfectfeelings]

[dont-turn-out-the-light]

[behindthesemetaphors]

everytime i see a dog in the street

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[just-shower-thoughts]

It makes me really happy when I see someone smiling to themselves because I know they’re thinking of something funny and/or happy.

[deaththekid]

[lovlae]

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[asraarr-deactivated20200914]

when u accidentally take a 4 hour depression nap

[tlaocoya]

[kinu01]

[artichoke-that-hoe]

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT 

[sickpage]

[hawaiiancoconut]

[thebootydiaries]

rest in peace rata tootie (2016-2016)

[lavendervalar]

[onegirlinalltheworld]

[jamaicansoysauce]