Nonbinary weirdo @beholdmystrangeself - Tumblr Blog

Umbilical cords are just baby charging cords and when the baby is born its battery is at 100%

Rick roll but instead of never gonna give you up it's the miya hehe miya ho song

#random #idk #the insomnia is getting to me #rick roll #rick astley #miya hee #miya ho

Look at my creation

I'm so proud

#random #animation #walking #adobe flash #i know its old and crappy #i finished the actual animation in 10 minutes #so i drew a face

I hate when people leave lights on because it is a habit for me to enter a room and flick the light switch so if it's already on I look like an idiot trying to turn on a light that wasnt off

Due to my mother's hatred of crumbs, I have gained the ability to shove an entire chip into my mouth, no matter the size

The way I text changes based on who I'm talking to, how I'm feeling, and the current situation

That feeling when

You're at your grandparents house and they have bath toys so you decide fuck it and have a bubble bath just to fully embrace the inner 4 year old that you are

I think I should be worried that nearly all my favourite characters are psychopaths

#random

I may be cute when I'm angry but it does not change the fact that you are the cause of that anger and will most likely end up with bruised shins if you stay close enough for me to kick

#random #anger

Teacher: It's the last day of classes, we should review for finals

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