i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000
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i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000
me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch!
me, immediately afterwards: i canât believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men
professor is 6 mins late to first class ayyyy
so ten minutes after class was supposed to start someone throws a book at the whiteboard and everyone goes silent as this guy in a baseball cap leaps over his desk to the front of the room and says âI guess we can start class now. weâre gonna start by talking about my favorite subject: meâ
my professor is a really young dude and disguised himself as a student
Power play of the century???
me: *has no money* when i get money iâll definitely buy that
me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
The best part of liking someone is when they nerd out about something to you, and youâre just like âWow what a dorkâ but also like âwow what a cutie I love youâ
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
Iâm convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat
lol guys
Date someone who will date you
Need me a freak like that
I donât need a man but where is he
in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want
when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouthâs of all my victims
Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling
Oh shit this was literally me in school
Donât forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders
Im smart and tired I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore
Weâre on to you bad boys
im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!
yo same
it do be like that though
I donât think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit specialÂ
Its always good to know what to do when your baby is in danger.
This could save lives
I had to do this twice for my dog and it saved his life. Please reblog.
I canât scroll by this, my baby and every other puppy has got me so whipped
this was the scariest thing i have ever had to do
Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldnât let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights
i dont understand how i procrastinate everything i do like i even procrastinate watching tv shows? i feel like normally you would normally procrastinate doing things you dont enjoy like homework and cleaning and stuff but tv shows? who am i