this blog is sfw and suggestive. nothing hardcore or nsfw but thereās some light sexual stuff. i love to write and iām obsessed with x reader fanfiction. fluff enjoyer. post time skip sanji apologist , cult leader geto defender, and itachi defender.
iām in the following fandoms: one piece ā¢ mha ā¢ jjk ā¢ haikyuu ā¢ aot ā¢ hxh ā¢ demon slayer ā¢ spy x family ā¢ naruto ā¢ wind breaker ā¢ harry potter ā¢ marvel ā¢ ninjago ā¢ avatar the last airbender ā¢ amphibia ā¢ my little pony
absolute favorite characters: suguru geto, blackleg sanji and itachi uchiha
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Pranking male Naruto characters by avoiding their touch.
Uchiha Sasuke
At first, Sasuke ignores your strange behavior. If you wanted to be weird, that was your headache, not his.
But when you sidestep him during a mission as he reaches out to steady you after a jump, his eyes narrow.
"What's your problem?" he asks, deadpan, stepping closer and reaching out for you again.
You shrug innocently, dodging his touch once more. His jaw tightens, and he retracts his hand.
Sasuke is surprisingly patient after that. But after you dodge his touch a third time, that patience snaps.
Determined to keep up the charade, you move to avoid his arm when he tries to protect you again.
"Whatever" did you seriously think he had a problem with not touching you?
He doesn't even bother with words anymore. Playing along with your game, he grabs the back of your shirt and effortlessly flings you out of harm's way.
"Hey!" you cry, barely managing to land safely.
"You wanna play games? Fine," he mutters, completely unfazed by your wide-eyed glare.
For the rest of the day, Sasuke avoids your touch, despite your whining and apologies. This was your punishment for playing silly games with him.
Uzumaki Naruto
"huh??"
You must be tripping, Naruto thinks, watching you duck when he tries to pull you into one of his bone-crushing hugs.
Naruto is all about physical affection, high fives, random hugs, scooping you up into his arms. So when you dodge his hug, his jaw drops.
The look on his face is too ridiculous, you can't stop yourself from bursting into laughter at his utter shock of your audacity.
"You're so dramatic" you roll your eyes, pulling him into a hug as an apology.
Naruto grins and returns the hug twice as hard, lifting you off the ground for good measure. Ignoring your squeals of embarrassment, he parades through the village with you still awkwardly dangling in his arms as punishment.
"Put me down Naruto! You're so embarrassing!"
Aburame Shino
Shino is flabbergasted, to say the least. You never avoided his touch, and he loved that because you were the only person he was comfortable being affectionate with anyway.
His eye twitches, but his shoulders eventually sag in relief when he sees you struggling to contain your laughter.
You were just playing a silly prank after all, thank goodness.
He discreetly releases a meliponine bee from his jacket sleeve, the little creature was harmless and couldn't sting, but you didn't need to know that.
The moment you spot it, your eyes widen.
"SHINO, ONE OF YOUR BEES ESCAPED!"
Shrieking, you leap into his arms. His lips stretch into a smug smirk as he catches you.
"Oh? What's this? I thought you didn't want me to touch you?"
You narrow your eyes, quickly connecting the dots. Jumping out of his arms, you smack his shoulder lightly.
Neji was pretty much sick of your shit at this point, you've been on a pranking streak all week and it put him on edge.
Now he questions every little reaction from you, wondering if it was a prank or not.
Even now, he stood watching you, his posture stiff, an irritated glare on his face.
"Stop testing my patience y/n."
He grits out, reaching for you again, watching you move out of the way.
"Have I...have I done anything to upset you?"
he asks, voice shaky, exhaustion creeping in. He was afraid this time you weren't joking and he might've actually upset you.
You immediately drop the act, not liking the kicked puppy dog look on his face one bit.
"I'm sorry, I was just messing around" you tug him into a hug to which he returns with a glare, ultimately glad this wasn't anything serious.
He reaches down to flick your forehead.
"Ow!"
"You're an idiot. Quit it with the silly games ok?" he murmurs gently brushing his fingers over the spot he flicked.
"Ok ok"
Uchiha Itachi
Itachi chuckles, watching you sidestep his hug. He immediately knew you were playing games, no one craved his touch more than you did.
"Are you sure you want to do that? I'm leaving for a mission and won't be back till tomorrow"
You bite your lip, weighing your options. He was right, 24hrs was way too long to go without a hug.
You huff, shuffling into his still open arms with defeat. "Fine, I yield"
He laughs again, giving you a soft squeeze before pulling away.
"I'll see you in a couple hours" he says, placing a kiss on your hair before pulling away.
"See y- wait what! You said tomorrow"
"I lied" he calls out, smiling casually, like he didn't just decieve you, continuing down the path without looking back.
You can't help but snort at his tactics, you were so going to get him back when he returns though.
Uchiha Obito
"Well aren't you a picture of domesticity" Obito muses, watching you make coffee in one of his button downs, the shirt large on you.
He can't help himself, he reaches out to feel your soft skin only to be met with air when you move out of the way, giving him a strange look.
If he paid more attention, he would've noticed the look on your face was you struggling to hold in your laughter, but his stomach was too busy dropping to his feet.
Obito was insecure, about his face, about his body, and his past. Despite your reassurances, a part of him never believed he was what you wanted.
He was chronically paranoid that one day you'd realize you could have better, and leave him.
It didn't take you too long to figure out what was going through his head when he froze, staring at you like a deer in headlights.
"Shit, this was a terrible idea" you immediately grab his hands, placing one on your cheek and the other on your waist "I'm sorry, I was just messing around"
He stares down at you for a few seconds gauging your sincerity before sighing, his body untensing in relief.
"You're a menace..." his arms snake around you, pulling you into his chest, happy this was just a joke.
"I know, I know, I'm sorry"
Hatake Kakashi
Kakashi notices but doesn't react right away. Instead, he silently joins your game.
Every time he sees you coming he makes a point to dramatically avoid touching you even by a hair's breadth, bending and contorting his body into all sorts of shapes.
"You're terrible" you giggle, trying to grab him, watching him dodge your hands like his life depended on it.
"me? You're the one who started it"
he finally relents, letting you tug him into your arms.
"You could've seriously hurt my feelings you know? I'm sensitive"
You snort, Kakashi didn't give a shit and you both knew it.
You lean up, tugging his mask down to peck his nose as an apology "You're about as sensitive as that rock over there"
He chuckles, deciding to let your snark go, he won after all, you wouldn't be avoiding his touch again.
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bro why the hell do people pronounce getoās last name as gaytoe like im not talking about the people who do it for shits and giggles but the people who deadass pronounce his name that way wtf is wrong with those people lmaooo š like why are you adding at A where the e is and why are adding an e at the end . and why are you adding a y ? like thatās so goofy. his name is not hard to pronounce itās literally the word get then the letter o get-o itās just geto. like say it correctly!!! my friend is always pissing me off with this . this is why i hate dub because itās not the correct pronunciation and sounds terrible.
like itās a Japanese show so why are they pronouncing it wrong and in a american way when his name isnāt even that damn hard to pronounce ļæ¼ like thatās so lazy . i get some Japanese characters names are hard to pronounce but getoās is not bro like its not that difficult a lot of characters arenāt especially getoās like the dub actors need to do better .
yall might be tired of me defending geto well too bad!
hereās part (im not sure what number ) of me defending suguboo
bro the "suguru was a mama's boy" allegations are genuinely the dumbest thing in this entire fandom. yall will take one single picture and build a whole fanfiction about a character that doesn't even exist. let's actually look at the facts instead of making stuff up.
first off, one photo of him smiling on a phone call with his mom proves literally nothing. do you know how dumb that sounds? suguru is literally known for putting on a fake smile to make other people feel comfortable. he puts on a polite, gentle persona even when he is suffering on the inside because heās a nice guy who hides his pain. seeing a stranger at the mall smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have an amazing relationship. for all we know, he was just relieved his mom wasn't starting an argument.
we literally know zero details about his childhood, except for one massive canon fact: his parents were non-sorcerers. that means he grew up completely isolated with parents who physically and mentally could not understand what he was going through. they had no idea he was seeing horrifying monsters or carrying an insane burden. they sent him away to jujutsu high and after that one phone call, we literally never hear from them again. we don't know their names, we don't know what they look like. they are so irrelevant to the plot that they only exist as a symbol of his past life.
and let's address him killing his parents. yes, he killed them. yes, objectively itās bad, but letās stop pretending it was done out of pure cruelty or hate. suguruās entire core belief at that point was that non-sorcerers were the cause of curses, and to create a world where sorcerers don't die, non-sorcerers had to go. the sorcerers were his actual family. if he made an exception for his own parents just because they raised him, he would be a total hypocrite. he didn't do it because he hated his mom and dad specifically; he had a mission and a goal, and he didn't give himself special treatment. we don't need to overcomplicate it.
the truth is, every single adult in suguruās life failed him. completely.
first, toji's bum ass ruined everything by trauma-dumping a high schooler and breaking his worldview.
then the higher-ups and the principals sent literal teenagers on death missions, separated him from his support system, and did zero follow-ups on his mental health.
then yukiāwho is an actual adult sorcererācomes in and instead of getting a struggling teenager help like a responsible adult, she drops a crazy philosophical idea about eradicating non-sorcerers and leaves him alone to spiral with it.
and then he goes to that village and literally sees two little girls trapped in a cage, starved and beaten by adults just for having cursed energy.
his entire life was seeing non-sorcerers abuse and kill kids like him over stuff they couldn't control. their son was on death missions, swallowing cursed spirits that literally taste like rags soaked in vomit, watching his friends die, and for what? for people who don't care if sorcerers live or die? so yeah, the village 100% deserved what happened to them even if it was objectively bad lol. non-sorcerers didn't care about kids like suguru, so why should he care about them?
and nobody gave that same care back to him. remember when gojo was going crazy and wanted to kill all the star religious cult members? suguru was the one who stopped him, acting like the voice of reason. suguru was the one reminding gojo not to overuse his technique and to get rest. he was constantly caring for others, but nobody stopped to check on him. nobody asked him about the physical and mental toll of his cursed technique.
and no, this isn't gojo's fault at all. gojo was just a kid too, dealing with his own massive trauma after dying and coming back to life. gojo actually noticed something was wrong when he asked if suguru lost weight, but gojo wasn't emotionally intelligent enough at the time to push deeper. and suguru himself would hate it if anyone blamed gojo, because he loved his friend. but it is wild that the higher-ups and the adults only cared after suguru snapped and took action.
was the way he went about things wrong? sure. but his motivation was for the protection and survival of his own people. just because someone does bad things doesn't mean their core intentions were evil. he wanted to stop sorcerers from dying for a society that didn't even appreciate them.
and if you look at the sequel and the rest of the story, suguru was literally proven right. nothing in jujutsu society actually changed for the better. sorcerers are still out here giving up their lives, dying young, and suffering for a non-sorcerer world that has no idea they exist and wouldn't care if they died.
like im so sick of people making up stuff about his parents and saying how he was his mamaās baby yes ofc the baby she sent out and couldnāt do anything for like come on i always skip fanfic of that.
so no, he wasn't a "mama's boy" because of one frame in an anime š
and while weāre on the topic of ridiculous slander, let's talk about the people claiming "suguru was never actually nice and was just pretending the whole time." like... what kind of backward logic is that?
putting on a polite face or a warm smile when youāre tired, annoyed, or struggling inside just so you don't dump your bad mood on other people isn't being fake. that is literally what considerate, kind-hearted people do. he didn't want to burden others with his pain, so he put on a gentle persona. calling someone "fake" for trying to be polite and sweet to the people around them is wild.
and yeah, were suguru and gojo arrogant when they were teenagers? sure, in a funny, cocky high schooler kind of way. but can you blame them? they were literally the strongest duo in existence. logically speaking, non-sorcerers are weaker and constantly need protection from curses they create themselves. recognizing that fact as a teenager doesn't mean he was secretly an evil sociopath.
if suguru was so "fake nice," then explain his actual actions in the canon story:
he stood up for Riko's humanity saying they had to respect her wishes and let her live her life as a normal girl with her friends, even if it meant fighting tengen and jujutsu society themselves.
he checked gojo's ego, he was constantly reminding gojo to be polite, use proper manners, care about the weak, and not abuse his infinity or overexert himself. (i donāt think gojo is as arrogant as people say heās literally the strongest heās allowed to be cocky lol so suguru was just looking out for him)
in the beach episode he asks him not to overuse his power and get rest nobody else does that because they view gojo as weapon .
when haibara came to speak to geto in the bathroom asking what souvenirs to bring back from his mission suguru responded with that he was thinking to share with gojo so bring something sweet because gojo likes sweet things. like even in his lowest moment after the shower scene he was still thinking of his best friend.
he was so sensitive and empathetic to the point that all of that was too much for him, like imagine knowing your not cared for by people your protecting and seeing them harm people you care about .
like the sound of the non sources clapping for rikoās death stuck with him forever.
and even after he snapped and chose his dark path, he was STILL sweet, loving, and deeply caring to his actual people the sorcerers. he never treated his family with anything short of genuine warmth:
he literally adopted mimiko and nanako, saved them from an abusive village, gave them a home, fed them, bought them cute clothes, and raised them like his own daughters. (gege confirmed ļæ¼ this )
he treated his entire cult family with respect, gentle affection, and love. he never raised his voice at them, insulted them, or abused his power over them. nor did he force his ideals on anyone.
he was only ever cruel to non-sorcerersāthe ones he saw as the source of all sorcerer suffering. to his own kind, he was nothing but a protective, loving leader.
and letās be real about his ideology: suguru never forced his ideals on other sorcerers. he didn't go around hunting down gojo or nanami or shoko to make them agree with him. he set his goal, built his family, and said "if you stand in my way, i will fight you." guess what? thatās literally how every war or conflict in human history works. he had a boundary, and he defended it.
at the end of the day, NONE of this would have happened if the system hadn't systematically broken him down:
if toji's bum ass hadn't traumatized him and literally shot a middle school girl in front of his eyes.
if yuki hadn't dropped high-level radical philosophy on a vulnerable, depressed kid and then bounced without checking on him.
if he had an outlet or a break from his cursed technique, instead of having to swallow literal vomit-tasting curses every single day alone.
if the adults hadn't constantly split him and gojo up, sending him on solo death missions while his friends kept dying around him.
everything that happened to him was the direct result of a corrupt, careless system and adults failing him completely. that's why i don't blame him at all. and you know who else doesn't? gege akutami literally confirmed that nanami doesn't blame suguru either, because nanami recognized that suguru was just a kid who was never offered help or proper support when he was drowning.
so no, he wasn't "fake nice," he wasn't evil for the sake of being evil, and he wasn't a bad person at heart. he was a kind, empathetic guy who gave everything to protect people until the world broke him, and then he devoted his entire life to protecting the only people who actually mattered to him. period.
in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job
āSatoru, do you mind telling me why you and your boyfriend are at my table?ā You glared up at the white-haired man as you tried to complete your notes from your last lecture. Suguru snorted at your comment. āOh please, I have more self-respect.ā
Satoru looked between the two of you like a kicked puppy, glossy lips morphing into a pout. āHey! Donāt forget both of you have kissed me on more than one occasion.ā
You let out a confused noise before Gojo interjected. āAnyway, I have a super important question to ask you, sweets.ā
Rolling your eyes, you finally tilted your head up from your books. āWe will circle back to that, but whatās up?ā
He slid a slightly crumpled paper across the desk as if he were slipping you some kind of illegal substance. When you turned it over, there were three small boxes which were each accompanied by either back, biceps, or pretty face. You sucked in a breath, preparing for whatever bullshit he was pulling this time.
āSatoru, what the hell is this?ā The man only smiled wider, cerulean eyes sparkling as if he had just created the greatest scheme known to mankind. āThat,ā he beamed, āIs a foolproof, state-of-the-art method to test how much you really like me.ā
You groaned, watching as the two idiots giggled amongst themselves like high school girls.
āI donāt have time for this,ā you muttered mostly to yourself, shaking your head. Satoru piped up, āOh, come on, just for me?ā His eyes widened, giving his best effort at puppy dog eyes. Suguru joined in, āJust do it so he stops asking me what his best qualities are.ā
With one last exasperated sigh, you folded. āAlright, fine! You better not get upset with the outcome.ā The two men cheered rather loudly, earning an annoyed āshh!ā From the librarian.
You grabbed your pen, drawing a wonky box with the title āpersonality.ā Satoru watched with hopeful eyes as each letter appeared.
āNo looking.ā
Satoru and Suguru turned around, attempting to sneak glances over their shoulders every few seconds.
Finally, you cleared your throat, announcing that you had finished. You slid the paper back to him just as discreetly, and Gojo practically snatched it away.
ā back
āļø biceps
ā pretty face
ā personality
Geto burst out laughing, strands of hair falling free from his bun with the force of it, while Satoru looked somewhat distressed. āI ā wha? I thought you loved my personality,ā he whined, lips curling into a frown. You began to pack up your belongings, but he wasnāt done yet.
āWait, wait, wait!ā Satoru stared at the paper as though the answer would somehow change. āYou seemed to have misunderstood the assignment.ā You stared at him for a moment. āNo, no, I donāt think I did.ā
āOh, you absolutely did.ā He jabbed a finger at the paper, āSee, now you wrote down personality yourself, which was correct ā kudos! But you forgot to tick it.ā Suguru intervened, āMaybe if you didnāt act likeā¦ well, you, you wouldāve gotten personality as your best trait.ā
Satoru gasped dramatically, āThat is offensive! Iāll have you know I have a very attractiveā¦ everything!ā
He turned back to you, āSeriously?ā
You shrugged, slinging your bag over your shoulder. āWhat can I say? I have my priorities.ā
yall might be tired of me defending geto well too bad!
hereās part (im not sure what number ) of me defending suguboo
bro the "suguru was a mama's boy" allegations are genuinely the dumbest thing in this entire fandom. yall will take one single picture and build a whole fanfiction about a character that doesn't even exist. let's actually look at the facts instead of making stuff up.
first off, one photo of him smiling on a phone call with his mom proves literally nothing. do you know how dumb that sounds? suguru is literally known for putting on a fake smile to make other people feel comfortable. he puts on a polite, gentle persona even when he is suffering on the inside because heās a nice guy who hides his pain. seeing a stranger at the mall smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have an amazing relationship. for all we know, he was just relieved his mom wasn't starting an argument.
we literally know zero details about his childhood, except for one massive canon fact: his parents were non-sorcerers. that means he grew up completely isolated with parents who physically and mentally could not understand what he was going through. they had no idea he was seeing horrifying monsters or carrying an insane burden. they sent him away to jujutsu high and after that one phone call, we literally never hear from them again. we don't know their names, we don't know what they look like. they are so irrelevant to the plot that they only exist as a symbol of his past life.
and let's address him killing his parents. yes, he killed them. yes, objectively itās bad, but letās stop pretending it was done out of pure cruelty or hate. suguruās entire core belief at that point was that non-sorcerers were the cause of curses, and to create a world where sorcerers don't die, non-sorcerers had to go. the sorcerers were his actual family. if he made an exception for his own parents just because they raised him, he would be a total hypocrite. he didn't do it because he hated his mom and dad specifically; he had a mission and a goal, and he didn't give himself special treatment. we don't need to overcomplicate it.
the truth is, every single adult in suguruās life failed him. completely.
first, toji's bum ass ruined everything by trauma-dumping a high schooler and breaking his worldview.
then the higher-ups and the principals sent literal teenagers on death missions, separated him from his support system, and did zero follow-ups on his mental health.
then yukiāwho is an actual adult sorcererācomes in and instead of getting a struggling teenager help like a responsible adult, she drops a crazy philosophical idea about eradicating non-sorcerers and leaves him alone to spiral with it.
and then he goes to that village and literally sees two little girls trapped in a cage, starved and beaten by adults just for having cursed energy.
his entire life was seeing non-sorcerers abuse and kill kids like him over stuff they couldn't control. their son was on death missions, swallowing cursed spirits that literally taste like rags soaked in vomit, watching his friends die, and for what? for people who don't care if sorcerers live or die? so yeah, the village 100% deserved what happened to them even if it was objectively bad lol. non-sorcerers didn't care about kids like suguru, so why should he care about them?
and nobody gave that same care back to him. remember when gojo was going crazy and wanted to kill all the star religious cult members? suguru was the one who stopped him, acting like the voice of reason. suguru was the one reminding gojo not to overuse his technique and to get rest. he was constantly caring for others, but nobody stopped to check on him. nobody asked him about the physical and mental toll of his cursed technique.
and no, this isn't gojo's fault at all. gojo was just a kid too, dealing with his own massive trauma after dying and coming back to life. gojo actually noticed something was wrong when he asked if suguru lost weight, but gojo wasn't emotionally intelligent enough at the time to push deeper. and suguru himself would hate it if anyone blamed gojo, because he loved his friend. but it is wild that the higher-ups and the adults only cared after suguru snapped and took action.
was the way he went about things wrong? sure. but his motivation was for the protection and survival of his own people. just because someone does bad things doesn't mean their core intentions were evil. he wanted to stop sorcerers from dying for a society that didn't even appreciate them.
and if you look at the sequel and the rest of the story, suguru was literally proven right. nothing in jujutsu society actually changed for the better. sorcerers are still out here giving up their lives, dying young, and suffering for a non-sorcerer world that has no idea they exist and wouldn't care if they died.
like im so sick of people making up stuff about his parents and saying how he was his mamaās baby yes ofc the baby she sent out and couldnāt do anything for like come on i always skip fanfic of that.
so no, he wasn't a "mama's boy" because of one frame in an anime š
and while weāre on the topic of ridiculous slander, let's talk about the people claiming "suguru was never actually nice and was just pretending the whole time." like... what kind of backward logic is that?
putting on a polite face or a warm smile when youāre tired, annoyed, or struggling inside just so you don't dump your bad mood on other people isn't being fake. that is literally what considerate, kind-hearted people do. he didn't want to burden others with his pain, so he put on a gentle persona. calling someone "fake" for trying to be polite and sweet to the people around them is wild.
and yeah, were suguru and gojo arrogant when they were teenagers? sure, in a funny, cocky high schooler kind of way. but can you blame them? they were literally the strongest duo in existence. logically speaking, non-sorcerers are weaker and constantly need protection from curses they create themselves. recognizing that fact as a teenager doesn't mean he was secretly an evil sociopath.
if suguru was so "fake nice," then explain his actual actions in the canon story:
he stood up for Riko's humanity saying they had to respect her wishes and let her live her life as a normal girl with her friends, even if it meant fighting tengen and jujutsu society themselves.
he checked gojo's ego, he was constantly reminding gojo to be polite, use proper manners, care about the weak, and not abuse his infinity or overexert himself. (i donāt think gojo is as arrogant as people say heās literally the strongest heās allowed to be cocky lol so suguru was just looking out for him)
in the beach episode he asks him not to overuse his power and get rest nobody else does that because they view gojo as weapon .
when haibara came to speak to geto in the bathroom asking what souvenirs to bring back from his mission suguru responded with that he was thinking to share with gojo so bring something sweet because gojo likes sweet things. like even in his lowest moment after the shower scene he was still thinking of his best friend.
he was so sensitive and empathetic to the point that all of that was too much for him, like imagine knowing your not cared for by people your protecting and seeing them harm people you care about .
like the sound of the non sources clapping for rikoās death stuck with him forever.
and even after he snapped and chose his dark path, he was STILL sweet, loving, and deeply caring to his actual people the sorcerers. he never treated his family with anything short of genuine warmth:
he literally adopted mimiko and nanako, saved them from an abusive village, gave them a home, fed them, bought them cute clothes, and raised them like his own daughters. (gege confirmed ļæ¼ this )
he treated his entire cult family with respect, gentle affection, and love. he never raised his voice at them, insulted them, or abused his power over them. nor did he force his ideals on anyone.
he was only ever cruel to non-sorcerersāthe ones he saw as the source of all sorcerer suffering. to his own kind, he was nothing but a protective, loving leader.
and letās be real about his ideology: suguru never forced his ideals on other sorcerers. he didn't go around hunting down gojo or nanami or shoko to make them agree with him. he set his goal, built his family, and said "if you stand in my way, i will fight you." guess what? thatās literally how every war or conflict in human history works. he had a boundary, and he defended it.
at the end of the day, NONE of this would have happened if the system hadn't systematically broken him down:
if toji's bum ass hadn't traumatized him and literally shot a middle school girl in front of his eyes.
if yuki hadn't dropped high-level radical philosophy on a vulnerable, depressed kid and then bounced without checking on him.
if he had an outlet or a break from his cursed technique, instead of having to swallow literal vomit-tasting curses every single day alone.
if the adults hadn't constantly split him and gojo up, sending him on solo death missions while his friends kept dying around him.
everything that happened to him was the direct result of a corrupt, careless system and adults failing him completely. that's why i don't blame him at all. and you know who else doesn't? gege akutami literally confirmed that nanami doesn't blame suguru either, because nanami recognized that suguru was just a kid who was never offered help or proper support when he was drowning.
so no, he wasn't "fake nice," he wasn't evil for the sake of being evil, and he wasn't a bad person at heart. he was a kind, empathetic guy who gave everything to protect people until the world broke him, and then he devoted his entire life to protecting the only people who actually mattered to him. period.
It confuses me to see how the narrative around Itachi has shifted in recent years. Iāve noticed that many who didnāt understand his story or the burden he carried have now made him a target for criticism.
The hate directed toward him is often rooted in misunderstandings, or worse, a lack of empathy for his situation. Itās so easy to point fingers when we donāt understand the complexity of his sacrifices. He wasnāt perfect, and he didnāt expect to be. He made the hardest choices imaginable, and he did it because he believed it was the only way to protect the future of his village, his family, and his brother.
Suguru was the perfect boyfriend, to say the least. He took his time with you in everything, treating you with a gentleness that almost felt foreign. He hated the idea of rushing into anything, trying to avoid the bitter regret it leaves behind.
Thatās why when you had your first kiss, he made sure that you were certain, and more importantly (to not ruin your experience) that his breath was nice.
You were staring at him laying beside you, in your messy dorm bed. The weak sunlight filtering through the curtains along with the familiar comfort of your room had made it cozy enough for you to want to get a little... intimate with him.
āI wanna kiss youā
Even though he knows you have kissed before, the statement still surprised him a little. A pleasant one, no doubt.
He turns his head to look at you. āAre you sure?ā
You sit up, nodding with a firm certainty. He sits up as well, cross legged in front of you and reaches out to tuck your hair behind your ear. His warm palm slides down to cup your cheek before gently stroking your cheek with his thumb, his eyes locked on yours the whole time. You return his gaze with a sort of desperate need, refusing to shy away now.
He leans in really slowly, giving you the space to back away if needed. But you reciprocate the gesture, too much in love to refuse the man in front you. He stops millimeters in front, before planting a soft, gentle kiss on one corner of your lip, then the other before finally slotting his lips to yours.
The kiss was slow yet deliberate at first. It was firm but you had a hunch he was holding back, even if just a bit. You tilt your head to deepen the kiss. Finding that to not be enough you risk it and straddle him, wrapping your arms around his shoulders.
He breaks the kiss to rest his forehead against yours, chuckling softly. āGreedyyyā he rasps against your lips, drawing out the word teasingly.
As if the kiss didnāt fluster you enough.
He pecks your lip again before stretching his legs out, getting into a position comfortable for both of you. You settle onto his lap comfortably, on those delicious thighs of his. You detach your arms from his shoulders, choosing to simply rest your palms there. His hands rest on your hips, thumbs rubbing over your shirt. You look down, the shyness taking over now that you stopped kissing.
āYou happy now?ā he teases gently, tilting his head in a mock attempt to meet your eyes. You shake your head.
He smiles fondly before kissing your cheek, his nose smushed against the side of your face. You giggle, arms snaking around his shoulders again as he start pecking all over your face- everywhere but you lips.
āYou avoiding me?ā
āSays the one who canāt look me in the eyeā
You pout and glare, drawing a laugh from him as he finally pecks your lip. Pulling back only to kiss you again, this time a little more passionate now that the initial awkwardness is over.
He pulls back to rest his forehead on yours, eyes locking on yours as if to see your next move.
āWhy do you keep stopping?ā you ask against his lips, eyes closed to solely focus on the feeling.
āBecauseā he answers.
āBecauseā¦?
āBecause.ā
You open your eyes to look at him, frowning. No wonder he's Gojo's best friend.
You attack his lips with such an intensity that his eyes widen, huffing out an āmmph!ā
Your hand goes to the back of his head, ensuring he wonāt pull away. Not this time. He has to feel your need.
Eventually you pull back to catch your breath, panting and staring at him like you just achieved some sort of personal victory.
He leans back on his palms, a little dazed and flushed. His lips, now red and moist from kissing stretch out in a grin-
the rock lee vs gaara chunin exam fight was crazy for a lot of reasons but im still hung up on the fact that they pit the guy with no eyebrows against the guy with the MOST eyebrows. what a character design choice.
yall might be tired of me defending geto well too bad!
hereās part (im not sure what number ) of me defending suguboo
bro the "suguru was a mama's boy" allegations are genuinely the dumbest thing in this entire fandom. yall will take one single picture and build a whole fanfiction about a character that doesn't even exist. let's actually look at the facts instead of making stuff up.
first off, one photo of him smiling on a phone call with his mom proves literally nothing. do you know how dumb that sounds? suguru is literally known for putting on a fake smile to make other people feel comfortable. he puts on a polite, gentle persona even when he is suffering on the inside because heās a nice guy who hides his pain. seeing a stranger at the mall smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have an amazing relationship. for all we know, he was just relieved his mom wasn't starting an argument.
we literally know zero details about his childhood, except for one massive canon fact: his parents were non-sorcerers. that means he grew up completely isolated with parents who physically and mentally could not understand what he was going through. they had no idea he was seeing horrifying monsters or carrying an insane burden. they sent him away to jujutsu high and after that one phone call, we literally never hear from them again. we don't know their names, we don't know what they look like. they are so irrelevant to the plot that they only exist as a symbol of his past life.
and let's address him killing his parents. yes, he killed them. yes, objectively itās bad, but letās stop pretending it was done out of pure cruelty or hate. suguruās entire core belief at that point was that non-sorcerers were the cause of curses, and to create a world where sorcerers don't die, non-sorcerers had to go. the sorcerers were his actual family. if he made an exception for his own parents just because they raised him, he would be a total hypocrite. he didn't do it because he hated his mom and dad specifically; he had a mission and a goal, and he didn't give himself special treatment. we don't need to overcomplicate it.
the truth is, every single adult in suguruās life failed him. completely.
first, toji's bum ass ruined everything by trauma-dumping a high schooler and breaking his worldview.
then the higher-ups and the principals sent literal teenagers on death missions, separated him from his support system, and did zero follow-ups on his mental health.
then yukiāwho is an actual adult sorcererācomes in and instead of getting a struggling teenager help like a responsible adult, she drops a crazy philosophical idea about eradicating non-sorcerers and leaves him alone to spiral with it.
and then he goes to that village and literally sees two little girls trapped in a cage, starved and beaten by adults just for having cursed energy.
his entire life was seeing non-sorcerers abuse and kill kids like him over stuff they couldn't control. their son was on death missions, swallowing cursed spirits that literally taste like rags soaked in vomit, watching his friends die, and for what? for people who don't care if sorcerers live or die? so yeah, the village 100% deserved what happened to them even if it was objectively bad lol. non-sorcerers didn't care about kids like suguru, so why should he care about them?
and nobody gave that same care back to him. remember when gojo was going crazy and wanted to kill all the star religious cult members? suguru was the one who stopped him, acting like the voice of reason. suguru was the one reminding gojo not to overuse his technique and to get rest. he was constantly caring for others, but nobody stopped to check on him. nobody asked him about the physical and mental toll of his cursed technique.
and no, this isn't gojo's fault at all. gojo was just a kid too, dealing with his own massive trauma after dying and coming back to life. gojo actually noticed something was wrong when he asked if suguru lost weight, but gojo wasn't emotionally intelligent enough at the time to push deeper. and suguru himself would hate it if anyone blamed gojo, because he loved his friend. but it is wild that the higher-ups and the adults only cared after suguru snapped and took action.
was the way he went about things wrong? sure. but his motivation was for the protection and survival of his own people. just because someone does bad things doesn't mean their core intentions were evil. he wanted to stop sorcerers from dying for a society that didn't even appreciate them.
and if you look at the sequel and the rest of the story, suguru was literally proven right. nothing in jujutsu society actually changed for the better. sorcerers are still out here giving up their lives, dying young, and suffering for a non-sorcerer world that has no idea they exist and wouldn't care if they died.
like im so sick of people making up stuff about his parents and saying how he was his mamaās baby yes ofc the baby she sent out and couldnāt do anything for like come on i always skip fanfic of that.
so no, he wasn't a "mama's boy" because of one frame in an anime š
and while weāre on the topic of ridiculous slander, let's talk about the people claiming "suguru was never actually nice and was just pretending the whole time." like... what kind of backward logic is that?
putting on a polite face or a warm smile when youāre tired, annoyed, or struggling inside just so you don't dump your bad mood on other people isn't being fake. that is literally what considerate, kind-hearted people do. he didn't want to burden others with his pain, so he put on a gentle persona. calling someone "fake" for trying to be polite and sweet to the people around them is wild.
and yeah, were suguru and gojo arrogant when they were teenagers? sure, in a funny, cocky high schooler kind of way. but can you blame them? they were literally the strongest duo in existence. logically speaking, non-sorcerers are weaker and constantly need protection from curses they create themselves. recognizing that fact as a teenager doesn't mean he was secretly an evil sociopath.
if suguru was so "fake nice," then explain his actual actions in the canon story:
he stood up for Riko's humanity saying they had to respect her wishes and let her live her life as a normal girl with her friends, even if it meant fighting tengen and jujutsu society themselves.
he checked gojo's ego, he was constantly reminding gojo to be polite, use proper manners, care about the weak, and not abuse his infinity or overexert himself. (i donāt think gojo is as arrogant as people say heās literally the strongest heās allowed to be cocky lol so suguru was just looking out for him)
in the beach episode he asks him not to overuse his power and get rest nobody else does that because they view gojo as weapon .
when haibara came to speak to geto in the bathroom asking what souvenirs to bring back from his mission suguru responded with that he was thinking to share with gojo so bring something sweet because gojo likes sweet things. like even in his lowest moment after the shower scene he was still thinking of his best friend.
he was so sensitive and empathetic to the point that all of that was too much for him, like imagine knowing your not cared for by people your protecting and seeing them harm people you care about .
like the sound of the non sources clapping for rikoās death stuck with him forever.
and even after he snapped and chose his dark path, he was STILL sweet, loving, and deeply caring to his actual people the sorcerers. he never treated his family with anything short of genuine warmth:
he literally adopted mimiko and nanako, saved them from an abusive village, gave them a home, fed them, bought them cute clothes, and raised them like his own daughters. (gege confirmed ļæ¼ this )
he treated his entire cult family with respect, gentle affection, and love. he never raised his voice at them, insulted them, or abused his power over them. nor did he force his ideals on anyone.
he was only ever cruel to non-sorcerersāthe ones he saw as the source of all sorcerer suffering. to his own kind, he was nothing but a protective, loving leader.
and letās be real about his ideology: suguru never forced his ideals on other sorcerers. he didn't go around hunting down gojo or nanami or shoko to make them agree with him. he set his goal, built his family, and said "if you stand in my way, i will fight you." guess what? thatās literally how every war or conflict in human history works. he had a boundary, and he defended it.
at the end of the day, NONE of this would have happened if the system hadn't systematically broken him down:
if toji's bum ass hadn't traumatized him and literally shot a middle school girl in front of his eyes.
if yuki hadn't dropped high-level radical philosophy on a vulnerable, depressed kid and then bounced without checking on him.
if he had an outlet or a break from his cursed technique, instead of having to swallow literal vomit-tasting curses every single day alone.
if the adults hadn't constantly split him and gojo up, sending him on solo death missions while his friends kept dying around him.
everything that happened to him was the direct result of a corrupt, careless system and adults failing him completely. that's why i don't blame him at all. and you know who else doesn't? gege akutami literally confirmed that nanami doesn't blame suguru either, because nanami recognized that suguru was just a kid who was never offered help or proper support when he was drowning.
so no, he wasn't "fake nice," he wasn't evil for the sake of being evil, and he wasn't a bad person at heart. he was a kind, empathetic guy who gave everything to protect people until the world broke him, and then he devoted his entire life to protecting the only people who actually mattered to him. period.
yall might be tired of me defending geto well too bad!
hereās part (im not sure what number ) of me defending suguboo
bro the "suguru was a mama's boy" allegations are genuinely the dumbest thing in this entire fandom. yall will take one single picture and build a whole fanfiction about a character that doesn't even exist. let's actually look at the facts instead of making stuff up.
first off, one photo of him smiling on a phone call with his mom proves literally nothing. do you know how dumb that sounds? suguru is literally known for putting on a fake smile to make other people feel comfortable. he puts on a polite, gentle persona even when he is suffering on the inside because heās a nice guy who hides his pain. seeing a stranger at the mall smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have an amazing relationship. for all we know, he was just relieved his mom wasn't starting an argument.
we literally know zero details about his childhood, except for one massive canon fact: his parents were non-sorcerers. that means he grew up completely isolated with parents who physically and mentally could not understand what he was going through. they had no idea he was seeing horrifying monsters or carrying an insane burden. they sent him away to jujutsu high and after that one phone call, we literally never hear from them again. we don't know their names, we don't know what they look like. they are so irrelevant to the plot that they only exist as a symbol of his past life.
and let's address him killing his parents. yes, he killed them. yes, objectively itās bad, but letās stop pretending it was done out of pure cruelty or hate. suguruās entire core belief at that point was that non-sorcerers were the cause of curses, and to create a world where sorcerers don't die, non-sorcerers had to go. the sorcerers were his actual family. if he made an exception for his own parents just because they raised him, he would be a total hypocrite. he didn't do it because he hated his mom and dad specifically; he had a mission and a goal, and he didn't give himself special treatment. we don't need to overcomplicate it.
the truth is, every single adult in suguruās life failed him. completely.
first, toji's bum ass ruined everything by trauma-dumping a high schooler and breaking his worldview.
then the higher-ups and the principals sent literal teenagers on death missions, separated him from his support system, and did zero follow-ups on his mental health.
then yukiāwho is an actual adult sorcererācomes in and instead of getting a struggling teenager help like a responsible adult, she drops a crazy philosophical idea about eradicating non-sorcerers and leaves him alone to spiral with it.
and then he goes to that village and literally sees two little girls trapped in a cage, starved and beaten by adults just for having cursed energy.
his entire life was seeing non-sorcerers abuse and kill kids like him over stuff they couldn't control. their son was on death missions, swallowing cursed spirits that literally taste like rags soaked in vomit, watching his friends die, and for what? for people who don't care if sorcerers live or die? so yeah, the village 100% deserved what happened to them even if it was objectively bad lol. non-sorcerers didn't care about kids like suguru, so why should he care about them?
and nobody gave that same care back to him. remember when gojo was going crazy and wanted to kill all the star religious cult members? suguru was the one who stopped him, acting like the voice of reason. suguru was the one reminding gojo not to overuse his technique and to get rest. he was constantly caring for others, but nobody stopped to check on him. nobody asked him about the physical and mental toll of his cursed technique.
and no, this isn't gojo's fault at all. gojo was just a kid too, dealing with his own massive trauma after dying and coming back to life. gojo actually noticed something was wrong when he asked if suguru lost weight, but gojo wasn't emotionally intelligent enough at the time to push deeper. and suguru himself would hate it if anyone blamed gojo, because he loved his friend. but it is wild that the higher-ups and the adults only cared after suguru snapped and took action.
was the way he went about things wrong? sure. but his motivation was for the protection and survival of his own people. just because someone does bad things doesn't mean their core intentions were evil. he wanted to stop sorcerers from dying for a society that didn't even appreciate them.
and if you look at the sequel and the rest of the story, suguru was literally proven right. nothing in jujutsu society actually changed for the better. sorcerers are still out here giving up their lives, dying young, and suffering for a non-sorcerer world that has no idea they exist and wouldn't care if they died.
like im so sick of people making up stuff about his parents and saying how he was his mamaās baby yes ofc the baby she sent out and couldnāt do anything for like come on i always skip fanfic of that.
so no, he wasn't a "mama's boy" because of one frame in an anime š
and while weāre on the topic of ridiculous slander, let's talk about the people claiming "suguru was never actually nice and was just pretending the whole time." like... what kind of backward logic is that?
putting on a polite face or a warm smile when youāre tired, annoyed, or struggling inside just so you don't dump your bad mood on other people isn't being fake. that is literally what considerate, kind-hearted people do. he didn't want to burden others with his pain, so he put on a gentle persona. calling someone "fake" for trying to be polite and sweet to the people around them is wild.
and yeah, were suguru and gojo arrogant when they were teenagers? sure, in a funny, cocky high schooler kind of way. but can you blame them? they were literally the strongest duo in existence. logically speaking, non-sorcerers are weaker and constantly need protection from curses they create themselves. recognizing that fact as a teenager doesn't mean he was secretly an evil sociopath.
if suguru was so "fake nice," then explain his actual actions in the canon story:
he stood up for Riko's humanity saying they had to respect her wishes and let her live her life as a normal girl with her friends, even if it meant fighting tengen and jujutsu society themselves.
he checked gojo's ego, he was constantly reminding gojo to be polite, use proper manners, care about the weak, and not abuse his infinity or overexert himself. (i donāt think gojo is as arrogant as people say heās literally the strongest heās allowed to be cocky lol so suguru was just looking out for him)
in the beach episode he asks him not to overuse his power and get rest nobody else does that because they view gojo as weapon .
when haibara came to speak to geto in the bathroom asking what souvenirs to bring back from his mission suguru responded with that he was thinking to share with gojo so bring something sweet because gojo likes sweet things. like even in his lowest moment after the shower scene he was still thinking of his best friend.
he was so sensitive and empathetic to the point that all of that was too much for him, like imagine knowing your not cared for by people your protecting and seeing them harm people you care about .
like the sound of the non sources clapping for rikoās death stuck with him forever.
and even after he snapped and chose his dark path, he was STILL sweet, loving, and deeply caring to his actual people the sorcerers. he never treated his family with anything short of genuine warmth:
he literally adopted mimiko and nanako, saved them from an abusive village, gave them a home, fed them, bought them cute clothes, and raised them like his own daughters. (gege confirmed ļæ¼ this )
he treated his entire cult family with respect, gentle affection, and love. he never raised his voice at them, insulted them, or abused his power over them. nor did he force his ideals on anyone.
he was only ever cruel to non-sorcerersāthe ones he saw as the source of all sorcerer suffering. to his own kind, he was nothing but a protective, loving leader.
and letās be real about his ideology: suguru never forced his ideals on other sorcerers. he didn't go around hunting down gojo or nanami or shoko to make them agree with him. he set his goal, built his family, and said "if you stand in my way, i will fight you." guess what? thatās literally how every war or conflict in human history works. he had a boundary, and he defended it.
at the end of the day, NONE of this would have happened if the system hadn't systematically broken him down:
if toji's bum ass hadn't traumatized him and literally shot a middle school girl in front of his eyes.
if yuki hadn't dropped high-level radical philosophy on a vulnerable, depressed kid and then bounced without checking on him.
if he had an outlet or a break from his cursed technique, instead of having to swallow literal vomit-tasting curses every single day alone.
if the adults hadn't constantly split him and gojo up, sending him on solo death missions while his friends kept dying around him.
everything that happened to him was the direct result of a corrupt, careless system and adults failing him completely. that's why i don't blame him at all. and you know who else doesn't? gege akutami literally confirmed that nanami doesn't blame suguru either, because nanami recognized that suguru was just a kid who was never offered help or proper support when he was drowning.
so no, he wasn't "fake nice," he wasn't evil for the sake of being evil, and he wasn't a bad person at heart. he was a kind, empathetic guy who gave everything to protect people until the world broke him, and then he devoted his entire life to protecting the only people who actually mattered to him. period.
