dont worry about it

I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[morlock-holmes]

It feels to me like the dominant political mood is a kind of injured confusion that your opponents take your words and actions seriously.

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[sqooops]

[new to masochism] no 😦

[nobrashfestivity]

Via amandapourlesintimes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

they haven't taken a picture better than this which is kinda crazy if you think about it

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[entryn17]

drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future

[mars-gallavanger]

Soul of the Dog

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[seathiing]

I'm on vacation and every restaurant has snow crab and I never don't want to be eating snow crab so I keep ordering it. I have been eating a pound of crab a day with astonishing speed

[beargirl2]

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended on17h

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.