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I’m a lesbian who hates Clexa and ships Bellarke, sue me

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[bellagio-blake]

yall im so sorry i havent logged into tumblr since the 100 ended (fuck that show btw) and i didn’t even realize i got hit w the ray bans....this is so funny

[ohbellamy]

burying your face into your soulmate: a thrilling saga

[thewholeworldofhumor]

that was..... not platonic

[bellagio-blake]

It’s that time of year again

I expect 6x11 spoilers to be up within an hour of the screening ending and if you imply you have spoilers i WILL dm you and probably bother you so someone just come through and post a whole ass play by play thank u 🥰

[ruzekburgess]

The heart and the head.

[usermeggy]

CINEMATIC PARALLELS

[yiangchen]

i really cannot believe there are people out there who can watch this show and see clarke calling bellamy every day for 2,199 days and saying “god this would be so much easier if i knew you were alive, if i knew i was gonna see you again” and reacting to bellamy kissing e.cho not once but twice and bellamy literally risking the safety of his girlfriend (and the rest of “his family”) for just the chance that he can bring clarke back and somehow not see how in love they are with one another. you don’t have to ship it…but like…you can’t deny what’s right in front of your face. 

you can’t hear “hostage taker and his girlfriend” and not realize what the writers are hinting at here…you can’t be that dumb. you can’t hear “clarke, if i don’t see you again…” “if anything happens to me…” “no, i was just gonna say…” and “in case this is the last time i get to do this, i just wanna say…” and not realize what the writers are hinting at. you truly truly cannot be that dumb. 

you can’t hear bellamy say “you left me” quickly followed by “you left everyone” and not realize the romantic implications of that. you can’t hear clarke say “i need you” quickly followed by “we all need you” and not realize the romantic implications behind that. 

you can’t hear “i trust him!” followed by finn’s jealousy and finn’s subsequent annoyance when clarke doesn’t trust finn the following episode and not realize. you can’t hear “you care about him” said by a very clearly jealous l.exa followed by “i care about all of them” and then “yet you worry about him more” and not realize. you can’t hear “i can’t lose you too” and not realize that clarke is putting bellamy on finn’s level. you can’t hear “i was being weak” followed by “love is weakness” and not fucking realize. 

you can’t watch clarke kiss bellamy’s cheek so that she doesn’t cry when she leaves him and not realize. you can’t watch clarke nuzzle bellamy’s hand and not realize. you can’t hear “she’ll come around and see how special you are” and watch clarke herself realize the implications of that and look away and not realize.

you can’t watch bellamy go undercover as a grounder and cross enemy lines just to get to clarke and then wind up nearly dying because he was too busy unnecessarily brushing his fingers down her cheek to notice roan in the background and not realize. you can’t hear clarke plead for bellamy’s life saying “she’ll do anything, she’ll stop fighting, just please don’t kill him” after how she’d spent the entire day doing everything possible to escape and is now willing to just give up her life for bellamy and not realize. 

you can’t watch them flirting in three episodes in a row (day trip, unity day and i am become death) in the very FIRST season and NOT FUCKING REALIZE. 

you truly TRULY just cannot. 

just say you don’t like blarke, and go. stop saying it’s never been romantic or that there’s never been anything there. it’s always been there, and it’s been building and building since day 1. and for fuck’s sake, don’t have the audacity to claim it’s somehow fanservice when yes WHEN it happens.

[clarkegriffinblake]

I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you. [x]

[chris-evans]

BELLAMY’S GETTING HIS WIFE BACK

[jessicaisdead1997-deactivated20]

As I look back unto cl.xa, the more un-cute it seems:

They had no chemistry from the get go* it was a shocker they kissed when they did.

Before the kiss, Lexa laid out her jealousy of Bellamy and Clarke’s dynamic but pressing on the fact that she “cared for Bellamy more” despite it not being appropriate due to the setting (Clarke literally just killed Finn, the love of her life, and Lexa is already trying to figure out if she has any other love ties? As if she has the right?)

They got romantically involved right after Clarke was forced to shove a knife into Finns heart to spare him the torture of Lexa and her traditions.

A night later Lexa betrayed her honor to Clarke and the honor to her people of “blood must have blood” for a cheap way out. Instead of following a honor she made to another group of people and her motto of “blood must have blood” which made Clarke fucking kill Finn, Lexa drops that ideology entirely and leaves Clarke and her people to die.

Now Clarke, in order to save HER people, she has to kill every single person within the mountain due to the presidents son’s force of hand and lexas force of hand. This event is one of the main reasons why she had trouble at sanctum (leading to her downfall) and why her own friends hated her for much of her time on earth.

There was no legitimate co-leadership with them. Clarke was decipted as a snake hissing into Lexas ear. Making her do things she wouldn’t.

————

Disregarding all of that^ Clarke and Lexa barely had time to develop. They were pushed on way too fast. The biggest mistake was making Clarke kiss Lexa back in season 2. It wasn’t right.

Lexa explaining the cultures to Clarke and Clarke saving Lexa as Lexa saving Clarke was a great way too build them up. But her being Clarke’s first love that quick? After everything that settled between them? 3 months of Clarke filled with rage and hate for Lexa to boil down to “love” after one conversation?

Like that shit takes months. They had cute moments but damn they were not right. If I left anything out let me know x

[barnes-107th]

Bellarke & Stucky parallels

Bellamy and Clarke are currently best friends in the narrative (one’s blonde and one is brunette)

Steve and Bucky are best friends in the narrative (one’s blonde and one is brunette)

Bellamy and Clarke fight side by side in war

Steve and Bucky fight side by side in war

Clarke is kidnapped and Bellamy goes through extra lengths to find her, even though he is advised not to

Bucky is kidnapped and Steve goes through extra lengths to find him, even though he is advised not to

Clarke “dies” and Bellamy tries to live/make decisions in her honor

Bucky “dies” and Steve tries to live/make decisions in his honor

Bellamy and Clarke fell into cryo sleep for 125 years

Steve and Bucky were both frozen/in cryo for 70+ years

Bellamy is willing to sacrifice 283 lives for one (Clarke)

Steve is willing to sacrifice his relationships with the Avengers/risk other lives for one (Bucky)

Clarke has drawings of Bellamy during her times of isolation

Bucky keeps a notebook with Steve’s pictures in it during his time of isolation

Bellamy is put into a forced/rushed romantic relationship with someone he doesn’t even have chemistry with (Echo)

Steve kisses someone who he has no chemistry with/forced relationship with (Sharon)

Bellamy blames himself for leaving Clarke behind to die

Steve blames himself for Bucky falling off the train

Bellamy and Clarke are basically over 100 years old

Steve and Bucky laughing about how they’re 100 year old men

“Together” (Bellarke)

“I’m with you to till the end of the line” (Stucky)

“I can’t let you kill Clarke, O” (Bellarke)

“You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice, but he’s my friend” (Stucky)

“I can’t lose you too” (Bellarke)

“Even when I had nothing I had Bucky” (Stucky)

“Bellamy we have to go” “I am not leaving my friends, I can’t do that again” (Bellarke)

“Just go, get out of here” “No not without you!” (Stucky)

“She must be pretty important to you” “She is” (Bellarke)

“I know how much Barnes means to you” (Stucky)

“Pleading for the life of a traitor who you love” (Bellarke)

“Your pal, your buddy, your Bucky” (Stucky)

“The heart and the head” (Bellarke)

“Inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield” (Stucky)

And the cherry on top?

Both dynamics are seen as “platonic” or “they’re siblings” mhmmm

Jason says this is Bellamy and Clarke’s story yet keeps them platonic

The Russo Brothers said Captain America: Civil War was a love story between Steve and Bucky then threw in the “in a friendship way” bs

(Feel free to add any other parallels I didn’t think of)

[princessclarke]

“It took me thirty years, but I finally cracked the Eligius III mission file…”

[kyungsoosmiles]

[insp.]

[bellagio-blake]

ok so today is my birthday and for the past few weeks i joked to my family that i wanted a bellarke cake and they aCTUALLY GOT ME ONE ?? I didn’t think they were actually gonna do it and it’s so pretty i don’t even wanna eat it oh my god

[richardmaddan]

Jeresa (Queen of the South) | Bellarke (The 100)

[bellagio-blake]

i expect a full summary of 5x11 within 10 minutes of the screening ending thank u