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@bellarkeauideas
that escalated quickly
Imagine this being bellamy and clarke and then them meeting irl and flirting and she's like here gimme your number and she texts him and when he replies he's like..."Clarke????"
And clarkes like yeah why and he's like "you're the princess."
i don't know if anyone's written this yet, i personally haven't seen any, but just think of a bellarke au of The Day After Tomorrow bec it fits so well?? the plot is literally about this scientist dude who more or less predicts the end of the world, is ignored and no one listens to him till it's way too late, who's married/divorced to a doctor (both actually aesthetically kinda remind me of abby and jake tbh) and their smart af kid, who has a huge crush on a cool history nerd, ends up stranded with other kids (more cool nerds), and sort of becomes their leader. (starting to sound familiar??) the whole cast of characters just lines up perfectly and i am just surprised i haven't seen it anywhere and i dont have the talent to write this but hopefully it'll inspire someone :D
upbeat songs from Broadway shows that essentially roast the main character but make you dance:
“Good For You” (Dear Evan Hansen)
“The Reynolds Pamphlet” (Hamilton)
“Spooky Mormon Hell Dream” (Book of Mormon)
Coffee shop au where Clarkes just gotten off an overnight er shift where she lost a couple patients and the barista, Bellamy, puts the wrong name on her cup and she goes crazy and shouts at him bc so many people die alone without anyone knowing their name, how is it even remotely funny to mess with someone's name? And in Bellamys head he's thinking she's an entitled princess, but not even ten minutes later she comes back up to the counter and he's ready for a full on brawl, but she says "I'm not an asshole. I mean. Usually. I was an asshole just now but it's been a long day." And he's like "it's 7am." And she explain and she apologizes again and they leave on good terms and she comes back the next day and he puts princess on her cup and she looks at him and he's all, "you were a bit of a princess." And she laughs tired and this goes on for a few weeks and he just gives her cute or weird or funny names to make her laugh and one day on one of the tables he finds a paper that has all the names and little doodles all over it, and when she comes back the next day he hands it to her and is all "I don't make it a habit of asking out royalty, but," And then months later they have coffee together at home when she has the bad nights and he lets her take them out on him when she cries about the patients she's lost and he vents to her about all the shitty assholes he has to deal with to make her laugh
Bellarke au where Bellamy and Clarke have friend groups that overlap and they've never met or seen pictures of one another, but they always see each other in the same place as one another and they've both got it in their heads that the other is stalking them, so they go to their friends and say they have a stalker And Clarke will hang out with Monty and Miller and Miller will say something like "Bellamys stalker strikes again!" And she's all "what really? So has mine!" And this goes on for a few months and ravens like "why don't you go ask the fucker what his problem is" and millers like "maybe it's time to approach her?" And then one day they make eye contact and storm angrily towards each other, point accusingly and shout, "you! Why are you stalking me? Me? You're stalking me!" And then whoops you're bellamy and I'm clarke this is kind of funny
Assassin AUs
1. ‘Wait, you’ve been hired to killthis guy too?!’ AU
2. ‘My apologies, upon closer inspection it turns out that you are not the person I was hired to kill.’ AU
3. ‘I haven’t decided if I’m actually going to kill you yet but first, either way, what did you DO to piss off the Canadians so badly.’ AU
4. ‘They never told me the target was also a trained killer. Did they tell you?’ AU
5. ‘I’m meant to kill you but I’ve been watching you for a week to work out how and you’re just too nice.’ AU
6. ‘I’m intrigued; the last three attempts on my life were much better funded and prepared.’ AU
7. ‘All my intel said you’re not meant to be back until next week and I’m sitting here using your flat as a sniper nest to kill a bad guy. This is awkward.’ AU
8. ‘I can only assume we’re both missing part of the story here because that was supposed to kill you.’ AU
9. ‘Dude, you just shot my arm off. Do they not hire assassins with an aim anymore?’ AU
10. ‘Explain to me one more time, why exactly are you so desperate to buy this much Ricin?’ AU
11. ‘So let me get this straight. You nuked my entire home city and you still didn’t manage to kill me?’ AU
12. ‘Dude, no. If you kill me that just leaves you, the crazy guy and the CAT!’ AU
13. ‘I don’t know who you are or how you got in here but I need you to give back at least some of the armoury.’ AU
14. ‘Having drawn the short straw I’m the guy who has to explain to you why we can’t take out a hit on an entire landmass.’ AU
15. ‘Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot back there but we are literally the only two people on this boat who are not assassins, so…’ AU
Bellamy goes to a pop up spicy food restaurant and all dramatic and seemingly frantic says "Give me the hottest you've got." And the cashier, Clarke, stares at him for a long moment before her coworker, Wells nudges her and a slow smirk forms and he just says, "You're looking at her." And he skidaddles off as Clarke splutters and Bellamy seems to calm down for a second and says, "Well. He's not wrong." Later he tells her Murphy lost a bet and he'd wanted to make him suffer with the spiciest food he could find.
Au idea where
Person A loves music and is studying it as their major. In fact, they love it so much that they play in the streets/subway/station/etc for fun (and also a little extra pocket money). They’re surprisingly so popular that they even decide to make a YouTube account just to film these jam sessions and post them.
One time, person a sees person b sitting a few feet away with an instrument next to them. Curious and eager, person a invites/challenges person b to a jam session/battle.
Which they promptly own.
Person b is surprisingly good with said instrument and person a is also surprised that even though they’ve just met, even though this is just a free styling jam, there’s this unmistakable synergy between them that has people flocking to them and cheering them on. And when they play the last note in unison, there is a roar of applause from the surrounding crowd. But person b has to leave like now and person a wonders if they’ll ever see the enchanting, compatible stranger again.
Next week, there’s a new student at person a’s music school. Three guesses who it is.
(Up to you whether person a recognizes person b or not. Extra kudos to you if you decide to go the mistaken identity route!! you get a virtual hug and my undying adoration)
(update: inspired by this- https://youtu.be/YQSzk44hBmk )
(update numero dos: well link doesn’t seem to be working for those who are still curious go to YouTube and look up Spontaneous Street Piano and Violin Duet by Piano Around the World- it should be the video of a piano and violin duet (wow) of the song Just the Two of Us)
Clarke is an actress who’s just won her first award as her first awards show and during the speech, experiences a bout of anxiety before she can even give her speech. The music starts playing signalling her times up, and her costars, Bellamy Blake, runs across the room, walks her back to the podium and steps aside, to the bottom of the stairs. She turns to leave again, but he shakes his head and the camera’s can see her shake her head as well, and he holds his hands out and says, “I’m right here, Clarke. Give your speech. You’re okay.”
And she nearly bolts again, but she just looks at him and gives her very brief speech, and he smiles and runs up the steps and pulls her into a bear hug and tells her he’s proud of her.
Hogwarts au where Clarke has been petrified by the basilisk and Bellamy finds out in the middle of a quidditch match and nearly crashes his broom when he sees Wells run onto the pitch to tell mcgonagall
College au where clarkes thinking about being a stripper for some extra cash bc she's been disowned and Octavia's older brother Bellamy scoffs and says there's no way the princess would have the guts to do it and Clarke does it just to spite him and he doesn't know until he goes to Millers bachelors party and sees the main star of the night is a blonde called Princess and he thinks he's crazy for a moment until she turns around and yep, that's definitely Clarke.
Bellarke modern au where Bellamy and Clarke are friends that have tried to date but have failed every time and despite their feelings decide to have a sex "punch card" where they each have 5 punches to work out their feelings and sexual tension and everyone around them tells them it's a terrible idea bc neither of them are capable of casual sex when it comes to one another but they ignore them because They Are Strong and Can Do This. Of course more feelings and problems ensue and everyone except Clarke and Bellamy are right
Au where Bellamy goes to the island with Clarke and he's the one who inject himself when everyone's distracted and Clarke runs over to him after screaming no and she tries to keep them from using him but he just gently pulls away from her and turns her towards him and grabs her face so she'll look him in the eyes and says "Clarke stop. Clarke -," and she fights him until she's staring at him and clinging onto his wrists and he says, "I love you," and she just closes her eyes and collapses and he holds her until miller pulls her away so they can put Bellamy in the tube. And she begs them not to do it, but they ignore her. But Bellamy survives. And when he gets out she runs across the lab to him and hugs him like her life depends on it before pulling away and punching him in the chest and calling him an asshole and he laughs, all relieved and breathless and just pulls her back into another hug.
Bellamy works at a crafts store, and Clarkes constantly coming in for new pencils or sketchbooks and she seems to be buying more and more and she just laughs when he asks one day and says “I’m just feeling inspired!” And then one day she comes in with an invite to her art show that weekend and she doesn’t buy anything, she just wants to invite him. So he goes and one of the pieces is of him and she sidles up next to him and crinkles her nose and says “too creepy?” And he king laughs all amazed and confused and asks her why she painted him and she’s all, “I told you I was inspired."
clarke needs new bookshelves after jasper accidentally broke two of them during their last delinquents party so bellamy offers to go with her to ikea
cue bellamy and clarke playing hiding and seek in ikea
roommate au where clarke and bellamy argue over which power puff girl they’d be and bellamy is certain he’d be buttercup but clarke just shakes her head and says “no, you’re definitely bubbles” and he tries to argue that clarke is blonde, which makes her bubbles and she scoffs and says she’s obviously blossom, and they end up taking the argument to each of the delinquents and bellamy gets increasingly confused as they all agree one by one that he is without a doubt Bubbles
one day they’re watching ppg on cartoon network and clarke says, “maybe you’re not bubbles” just as the mayor appears on screen and bellamy tackle tickles her and he grabs her wrists while he’s looming over her and hes all “take that back” and she says no and slowly they get closer and closer until clarke leans up and kisses him and the whole argument is forgotten for the moment until later when she calls him and her new name on caller id is Ms. Bellum and she tells him his name is Mayor
clarke and bellamy are trouble makers who have been expelled from a multitude of schools and the only option left is boarding school. they constantly sneak out at night and run into each other out in the fields outside the school and by the convenient lake just off school grounds and slowly fall in love with one another
