Queen Of Sloth

[belle-of-hell]

💤Helllllo there hellions… how can I take your ails..? I ammm Belphagor… or Belle… Queen of Sloth… and Prince of Hell… I’m just gonna… have a nap now…💤

(A @nerdyquestier rp account!) (18+ MDNI)

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Is he just old and not bothered to learn or is he homophobic

This is very important

[belle-of-hell]

🥊How can I be homophobic I have a boyfriend-🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

You’re acting like I give enough fucks about you to know that.

[belle-of-hell]

💤…He just… forgets…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Hm.

Well, am I gonna be a witness to a murder today or?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Yes.🥊

💤No-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I have 12 minutes before I have brownies to make so if I am gonna be a witness make it quick

[belle-of-hell]

💤Aren’t you a little young to— OW YOU DUMB FUCK IM GOING TO MURDER YOU-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I’m plenty old enough to be a witness and make brownies

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres a crash and then the sound of metal scraping against something similar to glass*

[headlessdeaddancer]

Oh damn I’m actually gonna be a witness

[belle-of-hell]

🥊You do know that isn’t angelic.🥊

*Theres the sound of bones crunching*

🥊Whelp.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Aw boo he’s alive

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Oh fuck Sport’s still on the— we both know that will just hurt you🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Of course I’m still on the line, nobody hung up!

Also call me sport again and I’ll poison you.

[belle-of-hell]

*The phone hangs up before MJ is even done talking*

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Is he just old and not bothered to learn or is he homophobic

This is very important

[belle-of-hell]

🥊How can I be homophobic I have a boyfriend-🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

You’re acting like I give enough fucks about you to know that.

[belle-of-hell]

💤…He just… forgets…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Hm.

Well, am I gonna be a witness to a murder today or?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Yes.🥊

💤No-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I have 12 minutes before I have brownies to make so if I am gonna be a witness make it quick

[belle-of-hell]

💤Aren’t you a little young to— OW YOU DUMB FUCK IM GOING TO MURDER YOU-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I’m plenty old enough to be a witness and make brownies

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres a crash and then the sound of metal scraping against something similar to glass*

[headlessdeaddancer]

Oh damn I’m actually gonna be a witness

[belle-of-hell]

🥊You do know that isn’t angelic.🥊

*Theres the sound of bones crunching*

🥊Whelp.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Aw boo he’s alive

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Oh fuck Sport’s still on the— we both know that will just hurt you🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Is he just old and not bothered to learn or is he homophobic

This is very important

[belle-of-hell]

🥊How can I be homophobic I have a boyfriend-🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

You’re acting like I give enough fucks about you to know that.

[belle-of-hell]

💤…He just… forgets…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Hm.

Well, am I gonna be a witness to a murder today or?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Yes.🥊

💤No-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I have 12 minutes before I have brownies to make so if I am gonna be a witness make it quick

[belle-of-hell]

💤Aren’t you a little young to— OW YOU DUMB FUCK IM GOING TO MURDER YOU-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I’m plenty old enough to be a witness and make brownies

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres a crash and then the sound of metal scraping against something similar to glass*

[headlessdeaddancer]

Oh damn I’m actually gonna be a witness

[belle-of-hell]

🥊You do know that isn’t angelic.🥊

*Theres the sound of bones crunching*

🥊Whelp.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Is he just old and not bothered to learn or is he homophobic

This is very important

[belle-of-hell]

🥊How can I be homophobic I have a boyfriend-🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

You’re acting like I give enough fucks about you to know that.

[belle-of-hell]

💤…He just… forgets…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Hm.

Well, am I gonna be a witness to a murder today or?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Yes.🥊

💤No-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I have 12 minutes before I have brownies to make so if I am gonna be a witness make it quick

[belle-of-hell]

💤Aren’t you a little young to— OW YOU DUMB FUCK IM GOING TO MURDER YOU-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I’m plenty old enough to be a witness and make brownies

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres a crash and then the sound of metal scraping against something similar to glass*

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Is he just old and not bothered to learn or is he homophobic

This is very important

[belle-of-hell]

🥊How can I be homophobic I have a boyfriend-🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

You’re acting like I give enough fucks about you to know that.

[belle-of-hell]

💤…He just… forgets…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Hm.

Well, am I gonna be a witness to a murder today or?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Yes.🥊

💤No-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

I have 12 minutes before I have brownies to make so if I am gonna be a witness make it quick

[belle-of-hell]

💤Aren’t you a little young to— OW YOU DUMB FUCK IM GOING TO MURDER YOU-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Is he just old and not bothered to learn or is he homophobic

This is very important

[belle-of-hell]

🥊How can I be homophobic I have a boyfriend-🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

You’re acting like I give enough fucks about you to know that.

[belle-of-hell]

💤…He just… forgets…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Hm.

Well, am I gonna be a witness to a murder today or?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Yes.🥊

💤No-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Is he just old and not bothered to learn or is he homophobic

This is very important

[belle-of-hell]

🥊How can I be homophobic I have a boyfriend-🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

You’re acting like I give enough fucks about you to know that.

[belle-of-hell]

💤…He just… forgets…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Is he just old and not bothered to learn or is he homophobic

This is very important

[belle-of-hell]

🥊How can I be homophobic I have a boyfriend-🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Did satan just misgender 2 people in 5 minutes?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…Unfortunately, he’s… eh…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

..the maid at Charlie’s hotel- why did you call me again?

[belle-of-hell]

💤…I didn’t..?💤

🥊You had a knife in my face, I needed a witness that would tell Lucifer or Michael or whatever that I got murdered.🥊

💤Michelle…and I was just going… to slice your face off…💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Adam got killed ages ago?

Niffty did it

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Who?🥊

💤…Yeah I got nothin’..💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Yeah it was sera?

Since Adam got killed she’s been spooked I guess, so she locked heaven?

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Adam got killed? Since fucking when did she have that ability??🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, Gabriel didn’t lock heaven? Sera did

[belle-of-hell]

*Satan laughs victoriously, but trails off after barely a second*

🥊What.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

HELLO???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊Hi yes, if you can convince Belle that I didn’t cause Gabriel to flip his—🥊

*Theres the sound of a punch then a pause*

🥊Their shit this time, then yes.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh, can I help you???

[belle-of-hell]

🥊If you can manage to convince this fucking bitch that-🥊

*Belle sounds livid*

💤I will skin you, you know I have a knife in my hand-💤

🥊-THAT I DIDNT FUCKING CAUSE HEAVEN TO CLOSE🥊

[headlessdeaddancer]

*MJ’s phone rings*

( @belle-of-hell )

hello?

[belle-of-hell]

*Theres muffled talking on the other end of the line*

💤-s you know- let me fucking speak Satan or I swear I will strangle- no don’t you dare start-💤

[headlessdeaddancer]

Uh..hi??

[belle-of-hell]

💤Hello-? Oh… Gabriel’s son..💤

*Theres a tap and suddenly Satan can be heard*

🥊Who?🥊

💤Bitey sport…I think?💤

🥊No, that’s your son.🥊