rate my gurn

my name's sj and i'm never happy with my theme

[democraticsenator]

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

she left htis guy for a bee

a bee

[1017andpregnant-deactivated2017]

[easymode-deactivated20160730]

can someone explain this

[sonic06apologist]

only butchers understand…

[gorgonsach]

if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

[fuks]

[yungcourt]

[thecommonchick]

I’M MICHELLE OBAMA

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[devildaisies]

it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[faqoloqy]

me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.

[bellencl-blog]

it's quite funny watching skins now cos my opinions of different characters are completely different to what they were when I was a kid

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

the gangs all here

[as-warm-as-choco]

by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217

[gnatsattack]

I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.

[nico-verde]

This virus ad has got to be the stupidest idea for a scam ever.