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Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

splattergutz

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

turnipfritters

triangleguy

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

dogpuppy

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curseworm

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

curseworm

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men

curseworm

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

curseworm

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

artemisrhodon-deactivated202403

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.