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@bellewe-the-ferocious
I actually⌠love this
i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of âeveryone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hardâ
the original post was missing a line, so hereâs the full poem!!
His poetry is good. Fight me.
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS
âAN ODE TO SPOTâ IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME
Yall I'm in some serious trouble I recently moved to the Pittsburgh area to help take care of my aunt and mother with cancer and I'm about to lose my car anything you can give would be super helpful please I'm begging you guys!!!
We may be apart now but Iâm sure that we will find each other again.
Here have a vine compilation that I made and enjoy Iâm not late to the party or anything (update for part two)
Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that Iâd have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.
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PLEASE LOOK AT THIS PIC ITâS VERY IMPORTANT
astronautâŚâŚâŚâŚ
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
youâre stranded on an islandÂ
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
youâre in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
youâre lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
youâre on a ship thatâs sinking
you fall into ice
youâre stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
If I donât reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me
Iâm gonna reblog for yâall but also for me bc Iâm a writer man I need this random info
I love you guys and I wanna make sure you know what to do in any situation ever, no matter how odd.
âPlease just stay the same because I love everything about youâ
What if aliens arenât scared of the eerie and unsettling, just thriller-style violence? Like:
Human: *watching horror movie about a mysterious creature* dude⌠Thatâs so creepyâŚ
Alien: what? Heâs just⌠Standing there.
Human: I know! Itâs terrifying!
Alien: heâs not attacking, or indicating violence. Youâre actually scared of this?
Human:⌠Yeah?
Alien: unbelievable! You grow up on a death planet with predators everywhere, are in constant danger always, at least a little bit, and a thin creature just STANDING THERE is what SCARES YOU!?
Human: ITS JUST SO SPOOKY! *Sobs*
And Human John kept taking the ribbing, the teasing from his xeno friends and crewmates in stride.
âHaha yep, funny guys you are! Iâm totally afraid of shadows that dont move, and empty rooms, ya got me!â
Until one day, when John was brought along as a delegation attache to a trade negotiation between his Captain, Xir'toxtl, and the majority of the Trade Union for Sector 14.
No one thought it unusual at John being nervous in an unfamiliar place, with no âblasters allowed on board. Everyone knew he was âjumpyâ.
âHey Human John, you sure you dont wanna check out that supply closet? The donorâs closed and it doesnt have any lights on!â
âMmm, hilarious as always Xir'Toth, hilarious,â John replied dryly.
The meeting droned on for hours. Only John seemed restless. After the customary meal break, John returned to the conference room alongside Captain Xir'toxtl and Major Xir'toth. The others milled about in the doorway, chatting with some of the other delegates while John returned to his seat in a chair against the wall, almost in the corner, where he could enjoy the perfume exuding from a rare, imported jasmine from his homeworld.
But he just couldnt seem to relax.
John sat bolt upright, glancing around the room. Again no one noticed. He frowned in puzzlement and sniffed deeper. No one noticed. His head cocked to one side and slowly one corner of his mouth twitched in a thin smirk. They should have noticed that at least. Everyone knows to watch for when humans smile.
The Captain turned to move towards the table. John rocketed out of his chair straight at the Captain, a long knife appearing almost out of nowhere in his hands. Captain Xir'toxtl jumped back in surprise, but he didnt need to bother as Johnâs knife whistled past him, arcing off to the side and slamming into the wall.
âWHAT THE FUCK John!?â bellowed the Captain. âWhat are you playing at? Did Xir'Toth put you up to attacking me like this just to embarrass me? Are you TRYING to make me look bad in front of the Council?â
John just held still, breathing heavily, still wound tight as a spring.
âANSWER ME JOHN!!â
âDo you smell that?â John said, barely above a whisper.
âSmell what? The stench of your stupid Human adrenoxy or whatever itâs called?â
âLights. Full UV and visual spectrum.â Jihn seemed more calm now, but the relaxedness of an armed missile just sitting in a loading tube.
The Captain jumped back. âHoly fucking critalna!â
There, skewered and pinned to the wall by Johnâs knife, was a Throlnat. Virtually invisible under low visible light and UV spectrums, they were the perfect assassin. You couldnt see them until the light was as bright as a Sol-3 system noon sun, and a lot of UV radiation, and even then, they were still sort of translucent with a rainbow shimmer to them.
Black fluids dripped slowly down the wall, and out of the Throlnatâs razor sharp, needle toothed maw that still held Jonâs Bowie rammed through itâs skull.
âSomeone wants you dead real bad Captain.â
Xir'Toth came forward and slowly pulled Johnâs hand off the knife. âHowâŚ.? Theyâre invisible. How did youâŚ?â
âI thought I smelled something fishy.â
âYou smelled it?â
âWell I guess not so much in the olfactory sense, more just felt it. Though it does kinda smell like squidâŚâ
âWell, it was fucking impressive, however you did it John,â Captain Xir'toxtl intoned.
âSo thatâs why you jump at everything! You always expect something to be there ready to kill you. Fuckin deathworldersâŚâ
Ok Iâve had like 2 hours of sleep in 2 days so my writing is shit, but you get the idea.
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