Let's Make This Life A Wonderful Adventure

You probably followed me because of either retainergate or a vine/tiktok compilation.

[nitramaraho]

This is the best headline that has ever headlined.

[nitramaraho]

Just gonna bring this back 12 years later

[ryeisenberg]

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[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[maidthings]

elf liberalism probably goes insane

[maidthings]

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

[autisticexpression2]

What the fuck does this mean?

[maidthings]

its not my job to educate you

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlesoberonn]

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[ghirahimbo]

starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

[kelp-kelp]

More from the notes:

[aiyexayen]

adding to the collection

[emziess]

TV Appreciation Week: Day 6 (26 July): All time favourite episode - A Fist Full of Paintballs - Community

[academicblorbo]

How it started

How it's going

(gif from Madwoman by @potatomode )

[keasusreevsus]

Finally I get to see him be slapped with a fish! 🐟

[iiyarozanov]

[ilya-rozanova]

HUDSON WILLIAMS

Laufey - Madwoman (2026)

[annaleigh12]

laufey, you goddess, we are forever indebted to you

[depsidase]

[nitramaraho]

Also that's the least true statement! You think tech companies won't raise the cost of their AI Agent every year until the singularity/heat death of the universe/The Revolution???

[keyfili]

MOULIN ROUGE! / faceless 2001 • dir. Baz Luhrmann

[mlarayoukai-archive]

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

[sophsun1]

The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers