I have contamination and mutants in my brain

Catgirl Goatgirl Weirdgirl (pfp by @vapboy) (born 2004, you can do the math)

[meow-moment]

I'm writing a fic about What if Eridan was a girl. here it is if you'd like to read it

[bearofsquares]

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[panvani]

Me and my bro in the 19th century inhaling and ingesting various chemicals just for fun

[film-news-daily]

the sex movie

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[hotvampireadjacent]

[anxeious]

[leolaroot]

? clifford erasure for no reason

[hungrymilliek]

Yes.

Yes, she can.

[captain-price-returns]

[wikicamp2]

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[aegao]

[star-angel-selkie]

lowkey the internet is a pretty feminine activity. like what would a man even do on here.

[star-angel-selkie]

correct

[bwooomscratches]

[jdcoffeestreams]

MSPA

[stuckinapril]

I promise you things will get so much better when you start processing people’s behavior as information rather than a verdict on your self-worth. If someone doesn’t text back, suddenly pulls away, whatever it may be, the solution isn’t to put on a tap dance for them and try to regain their approval. It’s not to crash out on them and try to force them to react a certain way. It’s just to take a step back, take a deep breath, and assess what this tells you. What’s this saying about them? What’s this saying about you??

[apas-99]

Anime, derived from the term 'animation', is a medium originating from the far-Eastern island nation of Australia. The first anime was Bluey, the story of a dog (a type of livestock kept in anglo culture as a housepet and sexual companion). While aimed at children, even grownups like it.

[apas-99]

It might seem strange, but it's true -- even grownups like it.

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

it is genuinely fucking insane how difficult talking to normal people is after spending any amount of time on radical tgirl tumblr

even the most fucking milquetoast takes like "communism is worth serious discussion actually" and "the us military is an oppressive regime" get you funny looks and anything beyond that like "marriage should be abolished" or "incest is not the moral and genetic black hole you think it is" or "children should have legal autonomy" instantly turn the entire room against you

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

lotta people in the notes of this one proving me 100% correct lmao

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

astute readers will note that this post does NOT say:

incestuous relationships are never abusive

conversations about incestuous relationships should be had in the workplace or with total strangers

i desire an incestuous relationship myself

you, the person reading this, need to immediately go become best friends with someone in an incestuous relationship

can we take 2 seconds to consider what "not the black hole you think it is" might mean before calling me a friendless freak and a rape apologist and "someone i would call hr about"? because by not doing so youre kinda doing the whole "black hole" thing exactly

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

also. my absolute favorite type of response to this post is some variation of "wow she thought she was so clever sneaking that into her otherwise normal post" because like. what?

yes. my sinister evil plan to. put words? in a post? on my own blog? that you decided to read? trust me if i could put sublimial fucking messaging in my posts it would NOT be like this