I have contamination and mutants in my brain

Catgirl Goatgirl Weirdgirl (pfp by @vapboy) (born 2004, you can do the math)

[flimflix]

[citoyen-rouge]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[canadian-marxist]

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

[bonesbeetle]

[shipoffoos]

so you lie to women

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

yeah

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[oberorka]

me: hey you wouldn't really mind if i accidentally clogged the sink again right

creepypasta roommate: *sigh* i'm gonna be hyperrealistic with you

[sailatina3]

[meow-moment]

[hotrale]

Frequent visitor

[quendergeer]

there he goes

[phantomrose96]

Every once in a while I'll get engaged where a piece of media where one character has a highly specific and non-obvious speaking quirk, which I myself don't notice but another fan or friend far more unwell than me will catch onto and inform me of. And then it's like I'm part of the secret true universe and any fan content breaking the rule will, inadvertently and in ways I cannot fault them for, brand themselves an imposter.

[phantomrose96]

Garnet StevenUniverse does not ask questions. Jax TheAmazingDigitalCircus does not curse. Probably 80% of the Homestuck fuckers have some flavor of this but I'm not unwell enough for that.

[phantomrose96]

Sorry yeah adding mumblespash's dad as the third example. Get your fics right.

[bgm05]

[kata4a]

Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.

chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380

[youzicha]

glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded

You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.

[sloppystyle]

[meow-moment]

i dont want anything to change but its all already gone

[meow-moment]

im grieving a discord server im still in and some porno jpegs more than ive grieved actual people i know who died in real life. isnt that fucked.

[twigsyy]

Attack on darkchao (TH)

[meow-moment]

i dont want anything to change but its all already gone

[mentalhellonline]