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I'm writing a fic about What if Eridan was a girl. here it is if you'd like to read it

#homestuck #eridan ampora #transfem eridan #im nervous to post this but i also really wanna share it ive been writing it for months #please if you have any interest at all in watching eridan go through hell to become a girl please read my fic #but also read the tags thoroughly and often cause i add new ones with every update #cold cold flood

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

swagdinner

mythopoetry

the stupidest thing about mental illness is the short half life of reassurances. like yes I know you reminded me yesterday that I'm not secretly toxic waste that everybody wants rid of but that was like 18 hours ago and I forgor

imsobadatnicknames2

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

meow-moment

jokes aside and hype aside i am so fucking happy we got both 'Isn't She Lovely?' and 'Got It, Princess?' in the same month

elementallie-deactivated2023121

yamada-ryo

moodkap-deactivated20250506

it spreads by GAY FUCKIG SEX and/or kissing

themainspoon

meow-moment

death of the outsider is the best dishonored game but most dishonored players refuse to admit it because they are racist

bhramarii

When the sky still felt close enough to touch,

and gods were simply neighbors we carved into stone so we wouldn’t forget them.

(Sun-headed deity, Tamgaly — Kazakhstan)

pankendev

Why do you post so much horny shit?

i'm a porn artist?

catgirl-kaiju

JAKE!

this is so cool! :)

katiemonz

happy belated birthday blue rat

tails will put your ass on blast dont even doubt

bedupolker

A24 film based on the scientology speedruns

sitstaystoned

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

strawberry-crocodile

broadly speaking all "is it acceptable to headcanon this ostensibly, presumably cismale character as transmasc" questions fall into three categories; Dipper Pines, Ralsei, and Chihiro Fujisaki.

strawberry-crocodile

to be clear

Dipper can be read either way, and the fact is that the character is written with the intention of being a relatively gender conforming cisgender boy. I encourage you to have your own queer headcanons so long as you respect the trans girls' right to have a contradictory one. There are people in the comments saying "Dipper is accidentally transfem coded" and like... I do not think that he is to the exclusion of other readings. Struggling with masculinity and worrying about being able to perform it is absolutely a thing that men (cis and trans) experience, because masculinity is a construct and real people have incredible depth and individuality.

Ralsei is a character who is being deliberately, implicitly transfem coded, but that has not been made, like, fully explicit. To take this character and go "what if tboy!" generally implies some combination of 1. poor literary analysis, and 2. a desire for this character to not be transfem. The act, in and of itself, of insisting that Ralsei is not transfem while you've played Chapter 5 is materially harmless, but it betrays a perspective on transfemininity that, frankly, i think you need to reconsider.

Chihiro is a transmisogynistic caricature; a fictional expression of the long and violent real history of transfems getting misgendered, murdered, and objectified and the way those three things are connected. To ignore that and treat Chihiro as the text does is not only ignorant of transfemininity, but an endorsement of the real life social forces that get transfeminized people killed.

strawberry-crocodile

to be fair there's nothing in the text stating that they're identital or not (frankly i think in a cisnormative society it was written with the assumption that it doesnt need to be stated, because its assumed that they are cisgender, and therefore assumed that they have different genotypes, and therefore definitionally can't be identical) but also i 100% support that reading