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they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

doubleca5t

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

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Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:

Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom

Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself

One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)

The Gaycation (TM)

frostops

not to shen egg discourse but the anger at egg jokes towards internet celebrities is always projection. people are using this post from his patreon as proof the jokes are evil,

shen doesnt say it harms him in anyway, but people are still using this as proof its wrong. "afaik" means he is not even discounting the possibility of his understanding of himself changing.

and i do genuinely hope the therapist he is seeing is one who is actually willing to help trans patients and this isnt some exploratory therapy shit. You dont go to therapy for gender stuff if you arent questioning gender stuff, but plenty of therapists will keep you questioning as long as possible because they do not want you to come to the answer that you want to transition. thats bad even if shen is cis.

frostops

id rather a thousand cis men be subject to egg jokes than a single trans woman be subject to exploratory therapy.

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cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

varpusvaras

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

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sockssquishiiii

CAW CAW CAW

creatingblackcharacters

And Black nonbinary people?

SHOUT OUT TO BLACK NONBINARY PEOPLE!

#1 billion shoutouts forever !!!

mikumiotics

I will forever have a chip on my shoulder when it comes to the way people talk about anime and western anime fans. And not because there isn't misogyny, racism, and other harmful stereotypes in these shows, ofc there is.

the thing is we are never actually talking about any of that shit. we are never actually talking about the misogyny of shonen, or the reactionary elements present in many stories, or even like. the terrible labor practices in the industry.

We are talking about "degenerate weebs and their gooner slop waifus" or rather, we are talking about this imaginary person conjured up solely to appeal to deep seated hatred of people perceived as 'degenerate' even if it's not ok to say that word explicitly.

And from my perspective, there is an extremely strong undercurrent of transmisogyny driving most, if not all, of this sentiment. It's something I've experienced long before I realized I'm trans, and it's only grown more obvious to me the longer I exist as an openly trans woman. The 'weeb gooner pedophile' boogeyman is such an effective strawman for people to channel their transmisogyny into, it provides cover, plausible deniability, and allows them to redirect the conversation towards "so youre saying anime fans arent racist or misogynist??" no bitch I'm saying that transmisogyny, racism, and the fascist idea that "Degenerate Art is a real thing" all get mixed together on tumblr and out it spits shit like "bidoof's law"

ihazyourkitty

Friendly reminder:

No, you don't want that otter. No, that is not a pet. No, that up close encounter where you can pay to cuddle with an otter is probably not ethical. No, I'm pretty sure that channel with a guy and his pet otters is not a legitimate "animal rescue", stop recommending it to me.

Yes, the otter is cute. Please admire them either from a distance, or behind a barrier at an accredited facility. Thank you.

.....no I'm not going insane seeing how flooded social media is with unethical otter content.

loubatas

The recent popularity of otter cafés in Japan caused a rise in animal trafficking & poaching of these otter species in Asia. Asia isn't an exception: the same will happen anywhere. The more popular an exotic wild species is as a "pet", the more it encourages poaching & trafficking. Even if you can give your exotic animal the best living conditions (which is always more complicated than with a domestic species), this factor will always remain

If you want a pet, you want a domesticated species. If you want a domesticated mustelid (the family otters belongs to), we have one: it's called a "ferret"

Yes, they do require specific care you need to learn about (like any animal, wild or domestic), no they don't look exactly like otters (it's the closest you'll get in domestic animals though) But they're a lot more adapted to live in human houses, and they're not at risk of being poached in the wild. Mostly because like dogs or domestic cats, they don't exist in the wild

why-animals-do-the-thing

I’m going to add to this that you also really do not want to swim with or cuddle otters. I am very foot-stompy on this point right now because the shitty reptile zoo that closed near me just reemerged as an otter-cuddling petting zoo.

All of the issues of supporting less ethical encounters and driving the illegal pet trade aside (other people already covered them, yay), have you seen those teeth? The ones that rip through fish like butter?

North American River Otter (The Des Moines Register)

Asian Small-Clawed Otter (Knockhatch Adventure Park)

Do you want wet slippery stinky chaos gremlins with those teeth anywhere near your soft fleshy parts? No. No you do not.

People get bitten by wild otters and it is a big enough deal to make the media when it happens! There’s a bunch of examples of serious bites at this link. They mostly avoid people but when they feel threatened they can fuck you up.

Seriously. There is a reason that people who work with otters, professionally in credible zoos and aquariums are the least likely people you will see reaching in to sneak a skritch. They only contact their otters in heavily trained situations using very thoroughly positively reinforced tactile cues.

You really do not have any reason to go do pay to play snuggles or swims with otters. If you do want to get closer to them than just looking from outside an exhibit, there are accredited facilities that will allow you to observe up close or tong-feed while protected by a barrier. Do that instead.

beastsposting

i was going to put this in the tags, but decided id post it fully for more visibility.

hello! i am a wildlife rehabber & educator in the state of california. today, i am driving a non releasable bobcat 5.4 hours south to his permanent home at another wildlife center. this is the second bobcat we have had like this in the last 6 months. not counting before that, and not counting previous residents.

at my other center, over the years, we have had no less than 7 habituated ex-'pet' coyotes, and 10 or more habituated foxes, both from backyard feeding & illegal keeping.

these animals have been surrendered, abandoned, or seized by fish and willdife. i have 6 years of experience working with them. the treatment of wild animals as pets and at bad facilities sickens me because of how badly it affects how visitors view our animals.

did you know there was an increase in illegal trade of endangered slow loris species after a video of one being pet went viral?

yeah. it's that bad. the videos and photos out there might seem harmless just to share, especially if they're from reposters which wont support the original- but the actual treatment of these animals is horrible. any time you've thought "well it's just a few centers / videos, whats the harm? animal abuse happens all the time." it's far, far worse than that.

castlerobin

#this is what gaming will be like in 2026

strawhatsufi

Everything I own in the world is in this picture.

I am a long-time tumblr user and a chronically homeless Albanian refugee.

The government of Albania is a bourgeois dictatorship of zionist wallkissers supported by the United States and Europe, with open connections to the Epstein clique. This government has run me and hundreds of thousands of other Albanians out of our home to work shit service jobs and be agricultural slaves in Europe and elsewhere so that they can sell our socialist industry for scrap and our natural resources to Canada and the Zionist entity.

Even that much hasn't worked out for me personally, because I have autism, and also tumblr. I am not even doing particularly well as Albanian refugees go.

Obviously, I have never gotten serious help from the government of Albania or any other country despite repeated and persistent attempts, some of which I have liveblogged in detail over the past few years on this very account.

The only pair of pants I currently own is the one I am wearing, which does not fit. My other pair got a hole so I jetissoned them to get under the weight limit on my baggage allowance for the flight homeward.

I have done this every 6-18 months for the past decade.

I am now going home because my people are overthrowing our government (source) and win or lose I'm staying in the homeland because I simply cannot live like this anymore.

I will be joined in this by my sister whose circumstances are quite similar except that she is a trans woman in addition to everything else, and she is also stupid, and has cooties.

Both our lives have been on emergency footing for many years now and I am requesting tumblr's help in fixing this.

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