I have contamination and mutants in my brain

Catgirl Goatgirl Weirdgirl (pfp by @vapboy) (born 2004, you can do the math)

[meow-moment]

I'm writing a fic about What if Eridan was a girl. here it is if you'd like to read it

[despazito]

This Canada day let's celebrate the Hudson's Bay Company once owning 5% of the earth's total landmass now being relegated to a shitty kiosk in select Canadian Tire locations. Good riddance.

[despazito]

[tidalpooles]

The Sillays for Rockyrocksrox

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[dragoness-loves-you]

i thought she was lovely.

[spacemancharisma]

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

[ashelyskies-deactivated20241121]

holy shit

[spacemancharisma]

no, no, come back here and tell me how stupid it is to talk about how the power dynamics inherent to christianity are built upon the rhetoric that failure is unavoidable and there is never enough you can do to make up for it

[kamyiin]

It’s never too late

[meow-moment]

dear that anon: i think it is very funny that you expect to be taken seriously.

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[towerofglass]

[towerofglass]

[shambletime]

[ Commission ] Kobold has a new charm spell, is it working? 😏

[bimbo-on-board]

do none of you care this is the world's babiest blue jay to ever grace the face of the earth

[arttla]

never knows what to say anymore

[uroko]

Tokyo after the rain // 雨上がりの東京

[greycatbird]

No creature on this earth has ever been hungrier than a teen chickadee being taught how to forage and following one of their parents around BEGGING BEGGING BEGGING to be fed

[greycatbird]

bugs and worms and grubs PLEEEEEAAAAASE

[plaidos]

(starting pointless discourse on purpose) ngl i don’t think you’re a real Portal fan unless you play the Half-Life games. you can really tell that people only want cozy cottagecore lesbians instead of armed revolutions smh smh

[plaidos]

if GLaDOS knew that people shipped her and Chell, she would intentionally set up yuriful scenarios just to deconstruct them before they reach on-screen fruition, and then turn to the camera and say “An older woman? With a younger, disabled woman much less powerful than herself? Who can’t even say no? Surely nobody watching at home would want to be subject to such a lurid, problematic actualisation of romance? I’m sure they’d all rather observe a white male theoretical physicist beat two pieces of metal together” before cutting to Half-Life gameplay

[subvertcity]

What if the cottagecore lesbians joined the revolution though?

Checkmate, Combine.

[plaidos]

not sure about that, given that the turrets don't even fucking fire the bullets. they spring-launch them. GLaDOS might be able to defend against the Combine were they trying to breach Aperture, and Chell would be a worthy addition to the rebellion, but they're way more competent than you're giving them credit for.

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business