I have contamination and mutants in my brain

Catgirl Goatgirl Weirdgirl (pfp by @vapboy) (born 2004, you can do the math)

[meow-moment]

I'm writing a fic about What if Eridan was a girl. here it is if you'd like to read it

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[transformativeworks]

[ID: Screenshot of a transcript.

Travis: Yeah. It well--but it's seventeen feet tall divided by twenty-four months means that every month he crafted point seven--so like about three-quarters of a foot. Right? So, nine inches. So yes, I could say that just statistically speaking, there was a wiener month.

Griffin: Okay. "So how was your September, Michelangelo?" "It was, it was intense."

/ID]

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[good-gamers]

[mousegirlheart]

Visit Original Link

[bearofsquares]

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[panvani]

Me and my bro in the 19th century inhaling and ingesting various chemicals just for fun

[film-news-daily]

the sex movie

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[hotvampireadjacent]

[anxeious]

[leolaroot]

? clifford erasure for no reason

[hungrymilliek]

Yes.

Yes, she can.

[captain-price-returns]

[wikicamp2]

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[aegao]