I have contamination and mutants in my brain

Catgirl Goatgirl Weirdgirl (pfp by @vapboy) (born 2004, you can do the math)

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[anglaised]

i never thought about it like that

[lankyfeline]

Isn’t she lovely?

[squeakitties]

[toskarin]

just heard about lindsey graham. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

[afloweroutofstone]

Lindsey Graham accomplished his life-long goal of seeing the US go to war with Iran and then died

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

He’s with the Ayatollah now.

[cryptotheism]

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

[girldixieflatline]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

[blossposs]

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

[persianmom-deactivated20240926]

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[toyota-supra]

you're in a girl's room and she's weird

[lab-practicum]

what do you do?

>Ask her about the Plushies on her Bed

>Make out Sloppy Style

[yourtongzhihazel]

[lakesandquarries]

[hydrahowl]

immortal god whos been alive for hundreds of years x her weird little animal cheating death who makes her so so so nervous by only barely doing so and also probably on purpose alnost dying a lot

[hydrahowl]

sorry

[godbirdart]

stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.

[pankendev]

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

[balile]

*Remembering everything as if through a TV screen* haha family guy funny moments

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing