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HEY!! soooo i’ll be posting some incorrect quotes of the pitt that i made almost one year ago! so if they sound outdated or inconsistent with current storylines / relationships that is why — they were made to relate to s1 but i hope they are still funny ☺️

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santos: it was HER fault *points at mel*

langdon: dr king can you move out of the way, i’m trying to see who santos is pointing at

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langdon: *is drowning*

santos: i’d save him, but who am i to play God?

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dana, updating files: what’s your street name?

whitaker: big whitty

dana: you live on a street called big whitty?

whitaker:

whitaker: OH YOU MEANT MY ADDRESS

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santos: yeah whitaker and i are pretty close i guess, sometimes we finish each other’s-

whitaker: -sentences!

santos: DON’T INTERRUPT ME YOU LITTLE RAT

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langdon: *types in “mel” as his password*

computer: TOO WEAK

langdon: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU COWARD

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santos: we go big or we go home, and you don’t seem like the type of person who goes home

whitaker, living in an empty wing of the hospital: HOW DID YOU KNOW

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*by a campfire*

robby: mel, are you here?

mel: yep

robby: oh sorry, i didn’t recognise you with your hood on. langdon, are you here?

langdon: dude, i’m right next to you

robby: oh sorry, i didn’t recognise you with your mouth shut

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santos: in about 5 years, i will be your best resident

robby: but what happened to langdon?

santos: nothing you can prove

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santos: so, logically, the answer is murder

harrison: OOOOOH MURDER

mckay: i left him with you for FIFTEEN MINUTES

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mel: so, i might be in love with doctor langdon

robby: langdon? are you sure?

mel: yeah. thoughts?

robby: and prayers.

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santos: langdon is. . . nice

mel: see, it’s not that hard to say something nice about him

mel: oh shoot you’re vomiting now

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robby: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

robby: *aggressively throwing water bottles at the newbies*

javadi, whispering: what is he doing??

santos: i think he’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us

robby: I APPRECIATE ALL YOU IDIOTS!

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whitaker: wait, why does robby always end his speeches with “let’s go save some lives”?

dana: because we can’t say “break a leg” *nods towards abott*

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mel, waking up in the hospital: what happened? where’s langdon?

santos: well who do you think donated their second kidney to you?

mel: *starts crying*

santos: jk he’s in the bathroom lmao

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garcia: why are you smiling?

santos: can’t a girl just be happy?

mel: langdon tripped and fell into a ditch this morning

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watching the pitt has revived the incorrect quote maker in me oh u have no idea