The Bemushroomed Brewer

life is absurd, be that way! ☮️ hands in the dirt and herb in my brain🍃 On that “fix Alabama’s everything” grind🌱 DMS OPEN! I love making new friends!!

[bemushroomedbrewer]

Intro!

I’m the bemushroomed brewer! Or indica, or Andrew, depending on your dedication to the bit

I’m 18

Im an aspiring naturalist/environmental activist and I draw sometimes

I have a lot of pet bugs

I post anything that I find interesting, there’s a lot!

(art done by @redpanther23)

[corantus]

whoa ! watch where you’re going you almost scrolled past her

[bemushroomedbrewer]

AWWWWHHHHHHH HOLY SHEETTTTT SO CUTE

[bemushroomedbrewer]

“Live well!

You reap what you sow, oh

the future is bright,

you just can’t lose control, oh”

- Palace, on Live Well

One of my fav songs atm!!

[bemushroomedbrewer]

Drawing done by a good friend this past weekend!!

lore accurate 🍃

[evilertree]

Reblog to get whacked by this thing

[ribbon-eel-enjoyer-deactivated2]

@kikikakapo

[kikikakapo]

@geoffguy

[geoffguy]

@pookapufferfish

[bemushroomedbrewer]

What kinda dog is that

[bemushroomedbrewer]

WHERE THE FUCK DID MY BLUNT GO?????

*oddly blunt shaped creature*

“uhhhm- uh- mmm uhhhh ummmm over there somewhere”

[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[bemushroomedbrewer]

Bro is inside your world

[berry-bandit]

I shouldn't have access to the sticker printer at work

[bemushroomedbrewer]

swear on skibidi or you fake rizzler #skibidiposting

[bemushroomedbrewer]

HAPPAY 42000 EVERBODYYYY

check out this shit

4202024

(reverse it)

4202024

dawg I cheifed that skrong this shit blew my mind

[crevicedwelling]

thoughts on american cockroaches?

yes

[bemushroomedbrewer]

sounds about right

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[mactiir]

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

[bemushroomedbrewer]

Most realest experience of all time

[milliposting]

currently making a bug hotel in my garden wahooo!! will share many more of my own bug pics once some critters move in :3

[bemushroomedbrewer]

can we get a picture of your setup?? I’ve been thinking about setting one up in mine as well!

[osprey-grace]

It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…

[bemushroomedbrewer]

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

Bros pan flipping skills are incomprehensible to the Dutch

[organicmatter]

Listed some new bumper stickers in my shop 🐌

[bemushroomedbrewer]

Buying all of these

[captyns]

me hi💙⚡️

[bemushroomedbrewer]

now that

that right there

That’s fucking sensational, mate