Fizzled Out

19|he/him|BuzzFeed: shane-madone-with-your-shit|Marvel: Peter-parkers-ass|Arcana: assra-the-magician|American Vandal: helldonado

[view-from-up-here]

[bunhed]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[ben-is-screaming]

Hi guys! I'm.... Back for a few minutes. Logging off made me reconsider my technology problem, and this app is a major piece in my addiction so I'm logging back off for awhile to try and have an actual life. If you want to find me:

Discord: benjameme#9768

Twitter: benisscreaming

Instagram: _benja.meme_

If you wanna contact me on any other platform, you can reach out on one of those.

[adamdrivers]

[llovinghome]

[ben-is-screaming]

Hey dudes! Logging out until the 18th, see y'all then

[cursedcatimages]

he got the strap

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

[slimetony]

I’m looking forward to walking around in the rubble tomorrow after they nuke the horny posts

[slimetony]

50,000 furries used to live here. Now its a ghost town.

[abandonedandurbex]

Stairwell in an abandoned button factory

[chiefofboatwatsonstittymug]

A cool aesthetic, but also a damn fucking easy way to fall down some stairs

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I mean… how did they get there? Was the factory abandoned after a button explosion? Did disgruntled former employees just hurl buttons around on their way out after being made redundant? Or was the factory abandoned after their fifth fatal staircase fall in a month because this is just how they kept the buttons?

[blackpandaops]

Oh for pity sake

So… this can’t be reblogged because some porn blogs added BS in the notes. Couldn’t you just flag those?

God the utter incompetence is mind boggling.

[post--grad]

to my student who emailed me today asking if she should title her essay “what does grendel eat for breakfast? danish” or “no arm, no foul,” thank you. you don’t know that i was in the middle of hashing out how i’m handling your classmate’s intentional plagiarism, but receiving that email reminded me that some of you take your teenage rebellions in the right direction, and i love u for that.

[thelvadam]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

[doggosource]

fallin for you

[emotionalgf-deactivated20190226]

[spnyuri]

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

[katesofheaven]

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

[spnyuri]

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

[punlich]

Everyone’s like “when you stop being dirt poor you’ll start liking capitalism” and now that I’m actually able to survive and have some financial security I’m like, “nope still have long term memory and still want to Eat The Rich”

[darkalleysunflower]

AKA: you don’t have to be the one suffering to want to end suffering

[thebootydiaries]

person: [honks, yells at me, and zooms past]

me, rolling down my windows as I try to drive directly beside them: r u mad at me be honest