[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[omegaversereloaded]

It sucks that we cant pour oil down the sink like we can't have anything

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[111111111yeah]

my dinner-centric world view

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[vivitur-moritur]

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[buckskey]

this clip still gives me hives

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[sapphling]

very telling how many people use "go to therapy"/"seek mental health care" to mean "never make me have to see you or the thing you said again." wonder if this implies anything about the cultural role of psychiatric medicine

[beardedmrbean]

[389]

After Hours (1985) Martin Scorsese

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone