A ladies man

BEN FIELDS · 21 · UNEMPLOYED

[ben-issexy]

Now I'm back this place is death?

[cosmos--roleplayer]

Um. If you’d like me to deal you words sure, but I don’t think that’s quite what you are looking for…

[ben-issexy]

Thanks man, but you can't give me what I want.

[ben-issexy]

Now I'm back this place is death?

[cosmos--roleplayer]

Death how?

[ben-issexy]

Death. I don't even know where's my dealer. Do you want to be my new dealer?

[ben-issexy]

Now I'm back this place is death?

Ben doesn't like this.

[cosmos--roleplayer]

Happy St. Patty's day...

[cosmos--roleplayer]

Don’t tell the Irish that, could bring their worlds crashing down around them.

[ben-issexy]

The only good thing about Ireland is their beer.

[cosmos--roleplayer]

Happy St. Patty's day...

I guess?

[ben-issexy]

We're in America, bro.

[the-emma-white]

So I yelled at the caterer..

[the-emma-white]

Your life, boring? That’s new. I’ve been to New York, of course. For my internship. How are things with Rai?

[ben-issexy]

You have to take me to New York, you know I love it. By the way, I need some money... I promise I'll pay you back. Oh, she's gone...

[vigilantiism]

Take the ass away and you’ve hit the nail on the head.

Ah. Is that a threat, I hear? Can’t do that, sorry. I need the money. Pronto. Plus, when I want something, I normally get it. So please don’t use the whole ‘I’m popular and need a high’ shit. If you mess up my business, that’s fine. I don’t see any other dealers around. It’s me or no one. And my sources are very, very loyal to me, sweetheart. Hmm. Tell you what. How about we do a deal? I’ll give you a discount, if you give me the money straight up.

[ben-issexy]

It doesn't work that way. I, me, myself, get what I want and you're fucking dealer so you follow my rules. I don't have money means I can't even buy a chewing gum. Let my friend pay you, she's filthy rich so she'll pay you more, for the inconvenient.

[vigilantiism]

Questioning… understanding… overestimating… all the same, really.

Hmm. Slight problem. You see, I don’t like it when people don’t pay me up front… you see, it leaves loose ends. I don’t like loose ends. You’ll get your shit when I get my money.

[ben-issexy]

You think you're a smartass right?

The problem is that I don't have money and I'm someone very popular and liked here. So, if you don't give me something I won't recommend you to my friends and for someone like you, it's good to have some alliances before starting your business.

[vigilantiism]

At least I’m capable of it.

Are you going to pay?

[ben-issexy]

Are you questioning my intelligence?

Yeah sure. I don't have the money here but Emma White will pay you. Look for her.

[vigilantiism]

I like to think I’m a likable person.

[ben-issexy]

You think too much. Are you going to give me some shit?

[vigilantiism]

There’s nothing like a morning smoke.

[ben-issexy]

I already like you.

[ben-issexy]

Who said party?

[jcsonclarke-blog]

Oh, shit! Wanna borrow one of my tampons?

[ben-issexy]

Yeah, thanks. You're such a great friend man.

[the-emma-white]

So I yelled at the caterer..

[the-emma-white]

It’s never nothing with you, Ben.

But I will try to think of something. How are you doing?

[ben-issexy]

Thanks a lot love! I'm good, but you know my life is pretty boring. Where have you been?

[the-emma-white]

So I yelled at the caterer..

[the-emma-white]

What did you do?

[ben-issexy]

Nothing this time, you don't believe me right?

[ben-issexy]

Who said party?

[jcsonclarke-blog]

Jesus Christ, someone can’t take a joke.

[ben-issexy]

Not today, I'm on my period.

[the-emma-white]

So I yelled at the caterer..

[the-emma-white]

Unlike you, he didn’t. 

[ben-issexy]

Then you need to hire me again, Jamie doesn't want to.

[the-emma-white]

So I yelled at the caterer..

What’s the big deal? 

[ben-issexy]

Did he passed out?