An Unfiltered Stream of Thoughts

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introduction :)

hi! my name is none of your business- they/them please (or any other neopronouns if you want)! I’m an asexual (greyromantic?) lesbian and a cancer. my interests change every other week or so don’t expect a consistent topic that i post about- also please be aware that i very rarely do actual posts, most of my posts will absolutely be shitposts safe for neopronouns, lgbtq, and such :) Transphobes please dni. I complain about my old person joints at least once in every 20 posts

things i like and may or may not post about   

⋆History

⋆ percy jackson

⋆ Rocks 

⋆ Classical Literature

⋆Halloween

⋆ arcane

⋆ Anything that crosses my mind

⋆ The Marauders   

⋆ Musical Theatre

⋆ any other hyperspecific interests i may have and am forgetting about at this moment

THIS IS OFICIALLY A JAYCE TALIS HATE PAGE JAYTORS UNITE

Yes, yes I did steal this intro from my friend.

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im really gambling here. there is a 50/50 chance I will rehyperfixate on this rewatch of newsies

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cancel conan gray hes hogging all the gender and wont share with the rest of us

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deviled ostrich egg

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Maven Calore- Pro Choice Icon

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i wish i had a large oven from which i could cook a comically long baguette 

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What is stopping me from fully dressing like a pirate on school dress down days. 

My costume is 100% dress code compliant when id ditch the hat.

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Nick may be HAVING a full on gay crisis but I AM a full on gay crisis. Get on my level. 

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Welcome back to your favorite is a shane dawson kinnie and you should be ashamed, episode three. The Darkling (Ruin and Rising spoilers ahead) In the series Shadow and Bone, The Darkling started a magical war. Who was a casualty in that war? Harshaw. What did harshaw have? An orange cat. Losing an owner is a horrible thing to happen to a cat. By the transitive property, The Darkling did a horrible thing to a cat. You know who else did a horrible thing to a cat? Shane Dawson. The darking is a shane dawson kinnie and you should be ashamed.

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Im about one millimeter away from writing hate fanfiction where I repetitively kill Izzy Hands in dozens of differrent ways

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What is more gender than having an adams apple that turns your neck into a nintey degree angle

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watching our flag means death and is blackbeard having gifted kid burnout

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"Balls for Days"

-Stede Bonnet

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Tell your boss to suck eggs in hell

Stede Bonnet

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No coherent thought just gideon being a pun-making asshole hotly

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If not meant to be together why sun and moon dynamic

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Why consistantly post on tumblr when you can compile all of your thoughts in your notes app and spam all at once