Filled with misery and pizza.

An unfortunate recipient of critical thought.

[benignmalignancy]

I am so tired I cannot hold the entire world in my hands

[benignmalignancy]

Have you ever noticed that to sing harmony you have to go above or below the melody but proceed exactly like the melody, as if you were the melody, as if your part were the main idea? You have to proceed confidently with delu-sion.

I Am Homeless If This Is Not My Home by Lorrie Moore

[benignmalignancy]

He believed only in beauty and doom and moderate doom-prevention measures.

I Am Homeless If This Is Not My Home by Lorrie Moore

[benignmalignancy]

In the wake of the world shattering revelation that was the Barbie movie, the Universe really has me securing my validation and dopamine balance on the will of a dumb MAN

In the absence of a single message or form of contact in the last 24 hours I have been thrown into crisis!

This will pass but for the love of all things good, when? When will I be free of these miseries?

[benignmalignancy]

Update: it’s because he was moving this week and has nothing to do with my value as a person or companion

[benignmalignancy]

In the wake of the world shattering revelation that was the Barbie movie, the Universe really has me securing my validation and dopamine balance on the will of a dumb MAN

In the absence of a single message or form of contact in the last 24 hours I have been thrown into crisis!

This will pass but for the love of all things good, when? When will I be free of these miseries?

[melike-monstor]

only one of them has a nobel prize in physics

[benignmalignancy]

How do I blacklist Taylor Swift from every form of media I consume all at once asking for a friend

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[animentality]

The deep lore.

[animentality]

I believe.

[sincerethoughtsblog]

Ken's purpose was to be Barbie's trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.

[cottaegecore]

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

[allsadnshit]

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

[curioscurio]

I think if we all work hard and really Gonvcharov it we could get Ron DeSantis to deny that he uses heat suppressants on national TV

[soracities]

i'm a simple girl: i see sunlight on the water, i find god

[benignmalignancy]

It’s so validating when someone cuts you out of their life and then immediately regresses to being the cringiest, worst type of person in existence without your presence

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with