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Dani. 30. multifandom. currently: Vince Gilligan's cinematic universe, Hacks. always: Doctor Who, ouat, Froukje & S10 and everything Dutch, random nerdy and sapphic shit and much more. i'm also on twt @ diflemson

[melike-monstor]

i know that everybody and their father has probably made a version of this by now, but i needed my own

[biranosaur]

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[projectorthus]

Grace sends this off as a "fuck you" to Stratt and unintentionally eases 40+ years of horrific guilt.

(40+ factoring in the Hail Mary mission, then the time it would take to get back to Erid and the time it would take for the message to get to Earth. Probably closer to 50+ actually).

(I do think Stratt felt bad. She did a lot of terrible things to save the planet, and obviously felt guilt for sending Grace off. I imagine the time waiting to hear back from the Hail Mary was torture for everyone, but she essentially sent three people off to their deaths, one unwillingly. Hearing that Grace made it out alive would be a huge weight off her shoulders.)

[kimwexlersponytail]

I’ve never owned a house. My family never owned one, either. We never owned anything. When I was little, my mother used to shake me awake in the middle of the night yelling that it was time to go. She was always one step ahead of the landlord. I’d throw my things into a cardboard box and run outside in my pajamas and bare feet. Sometimes, it was so cold my toes turned blue. If we’d had a house, I never would’ve wanted to leave. 

Kim Wexler in BCS S05E03 - “The Guy For This

[melike-monstor]

my twitter tl did something so mcwexler i had to make it a meme

(orig twts: 1, 2)

[scribledon]

Boy idk how to caption

[sastielsaint]

“could you draw chibi jimmy 👀 tis ok if not” >>>> yes yes okay done 👌

[slwtawn]

guitar n bass

[melike-monstor]

Rhea Seehorn and Bob Odenkirk

(x)

[gatogotica]

^_^

[strippin-jimmy]

I sat on his face too hard so now he’s in the hospital 😞

[skopostheorie]

[melike-monstor]

yeah but where is "good ass" on this scale?

[rush-the-stars]

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[absolutely-esme]

Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.

[kittykisser6000]

mmmcwexler study

[twinkle-art]

but so what?