calm the fuck down

[benjamin-hall]

((hey if anyone wants to rp with me, i feel like i’m out of the loop tumblr wise so feel free to drop me a line about rping on somewhere more instant messaging type but if not that’s cool idk)

[benjamin-hall]

Hello?

what

[benjamin-hall]

[benjamin-hall]

How do you get sand outta your ears?

you don’t it does it’s own thang

[benjamin-hall]

We all been dead before. No point in telling me I don't get it.

yeah yeah yeah spare me the metaphorical crap

i still got sand in my ears

[benjamin-hall]

((i’ve forgotten a lot of passwords to a lot of accounts on here and then i’ve forgotten the emails for said accounts

and i’m beserk over hall so for a while at LEAST i might stick with him, rd too maybe but until i figure it out (new computer yo) i’ll stick with hall for now))

[bloodredecho]

… pffft… snookums. 

Y’better. Or I’ll fuckin’ kill ya~ :)

[benjamin-hall]

Oh-ho-ho, sweetheart, baby- I never pegged ya for the rough n’ tough BDSM type, thought you liked it all gentle

n’ whatcha-call-it? romantic

c’mere baby i’ll give ya exactly what you want and then some.

[bloodredecho]

Yeahhhhh? Like what… ‘cause ya burned me hard, Hall, I dunno if I’ll ever be able t’forgive ya.

[benjamin-hall]

Just gonna hafta put some extra effort into it ain’t I sugar darling. I’ll make it worth y’while, snookums.

[bloodredecho]

Mhm, definitely expectin’ somethin’ outta lil ole you, ‘specially since you’ve been gone so long… Yer neglectin’ me, love.

[benjamin-hall]

i know i know sweet heart but there are so. many. ways. i can make that up to you m’dear

[idonteatbrains]

And where have you been? I havn’t heard a peep from you in ages. 

[benjamin-hall]

I don’t rightly know myself, somewhere- maybe I was asleep, maybe I got thrown out of my apartment

who knows

[bloodredecho]

Mmmmaybe if ya tried somethin’ more original…

…killin’ for attention stopped bein’ cool AGES ago.

[benjamin-hall]

was gonna say fuck but y’all expect that from the likes of lil ol me anyways

[benjamin-hall]

you lil bitches

who’d i have to kill to get some aTTENTION around here 

jesus

[benjamin-hall]

((hey guys i’ve been away for so long i forgot the password to RD’s account, and others.

i’ve been in a pretty bad situation for a while, won’t bore you with the details but i’ve been pretty close to death.

i love hall too much to let him go, i’ve made friends here that i love too much to let go

i’ve just been chicken

i’m sorry))

[benjamin-hall]

Excuse me? I'm not a butt hole. I'm your best fucking fried, and I miss your ugly ass face. -Static

i been dead

i been dead dead

you dont get it kid

[benjamin-hall]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

....

hrngh

the fuck you want you little butthole

[benjamin-hall]

if we're farts, what are you

the ass

[benjamin-hall]

Why are we farts, Ben?

father issues