ben

bitchass benjamin

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idk how to make an intro umm hhey im benjamin call me ben and this is my husband @calebsworldofwonder & he talks about his coworkers too much so i highkey wanna see wsup.

i’m 30 & go by he him. i like people so talk to me.

i’m a dad 👍 yes i know surprising isn’t it

i work as a cashier in a grocery store. while my man is saving lives & doing brain surgery i’m busy calculating the price of some old lady’s groceries.

i’m nosey that’s why i follow all caleb’s coworkers 🥹✌️

faceclaim ^

don’t sue me

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Hi…. I’m back………

Did anyone miss me???? 👀

Here’s photos from a party to make up for it 💕

(OOC: My disappearance is explained on @damonkatsaros )

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handsome…

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Ben cut his hair :( @benjaminsbullshitblog

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you like it right

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I hope everyone enjoyed my wedding !!!!!!! :D

I’m not gonna post any photos of us together considering I was crying in all of them… @benjaminsbullshitblog

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crying and drunk….

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I’m panicking so bad Oh my gosh I’m getting married tomorrow

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! @benjaminsbullshitblog

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calm down…

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im not gay thats a.. thats.. a... thats...

that’s………..

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“oh ur a school drop out? so you didn’t graduate highschool huh?” hey so i never went to highschool

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as someone currently in high school i can guarantee you aren’t missing out on anything important

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amen

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i can spell saskatchewan but not kichen

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Kitchen has a t I fear…

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damn i thought i had it

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That’s okay, we all have our moments I suppose.

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ur so kind i feel like buying you a slurpee from the store i work at

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That’s sweet of you, but you don’t have to spend your money on me.

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r u sureeeeeeeeeeee

u can get any flavor there is

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i can spell saskatchewan but not kichen

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Kitchen has a t I fear…

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damn i thought i had it

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That’s okay, we all have our moments I suppose.

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ur so kind i feel like buying you a slurpee from the store i work at

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“oh ur a school drop out? so you didn’t graduate highschool huh?” hey so i never went to highschool

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i can spell saskatchewan but not kichen

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Kitchen has a t I fear…

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damn i thought i had it

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i can spell saskatchewan but not kichen

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caleb’s chaos bag

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you need to organize ur stuff baby

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hi @calebsworldofwonder

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grwm to go get married

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she got she got away (my freedom)

(because i have a son)

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i love my fiance and his big fat round ass

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--[[ remember some thoughts are inside thoughts and you aren't supposed to say them out loud ]]--

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don’t be a. hater

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--[[ i am going to be a hater ]]--

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boo 👎

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--[[ it's fun and i don't want to stop ]]--

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i will be a hater and i will hate on everything you say

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--[[ your prerogative i guess. but you're Wrong... ]]--

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ok fine