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@benji-riley
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
Yep! Just me and lil ol’ Bri. It won’t be like that forever, but for now it’s just us. Do you have any other Pokémon besides Starfire?
That's great! And I do. I've got my partner, Herbie. He's a Venusaur. I also have a Kabutops named Baz, Lucario named Auron, a Numel named Jojo, and Volta, who's a Tynamo.
That’s, uh… a little bit scary. Hopefully she won’t do that. All my Pokémon are flying types, so we can get a good aerial view. But if push comes to shove, I’ll just ask people to help me look. Just — make sure you relax. Everything’s gonna be fine.
Thank you Gus. I'll bring her to you later. How are you doing otherwise?
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
That’s very sweet.
Oh! I’m Ryden. I’m a new participant. I didn’t quite catch your name either Mr. Scientist-in-Training.
Nice to meet you Ryden! I'm Benji Riley! And welcome to the project. I see I have you down here with a Plusle. Is that your only Pokemon?
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
Shit, this Cleffa’s really kicking your ass in, huh? If you’re tired, I’ll watch her for you. Get an hour or two of sleep and take a break from being a father. You’re way too young to be one anyway.
Yeah. She's very needy. I do have someone watching her and a line is building for babysitters. But you will get a turn. Well, I am 22. A prime age for fatherhood many centuries ago.
Oh shit. Metronome. Well — she’s only level one though, right? So it shouldn’t be… too bad. As long as she doesn’t use Explosion or some shit, I can handle it. That’s worst case scenario, though. I just will make sure she’s not really distressed. Easy as pie.
Oh, trust me, it can be pretty bad. But the worst is Teleport. If it happens, don't freak out too much. She can't get too far with it. She will be fairly close and hiding. It's easier said than done. And please, don't give her rare candy.
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
Awe that’s like one of the cutest Pokémon! I bet she’ll grow big and strong.
Well you definitely have a job that takes a lot of time and energy. You’re going to need your sleep.
Aren't they? I don't I want to her grow big and strong. Maybe just a little more independent, but she's my baby.
Well, I'm a scientist-in-training. We're used to overworking and multitasking. But sleep is nice now and then. Now, tell me, I don't think you've told me your name.
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
Oooh. I can babysit Starfire while you work or if you need a power nap. Who’s Starfire?
And that means you’re kind of everyone’s babysitter if you watch us.
Starfire is my baby Cleffa. She just hatched recently. A friend of mine is watching her tonight, but you can take her next time!
And yeah, I supposed that does make me your babysitter, but that's more for the Guardians. I just monitor all of your Pokemon and see how the virus is affecting them.
Welp — your loss. If you ever need to pull an all nighter for research, it’s pretty useful.
Is that her name? Starfire? That’s adorable! I’d love to babysit. Catch up on some serious z’s, Benji. Don’t worry, I got this.
Yeah, she hit me with Metronome when she first hatched and it was Swift. So the name suited her. Which brings me to another warning. If she gets really distressed, she will used Metronome. Half of the time, it's Teleport, and the other half, she uses some very hard hitting move, like Draco Meteor. Thank you so much though.
You should try it! Imagine coffee — except laced with cocaine. That’s basically a rare candy.
You’ve really gotta ease up a little. Still invested in your li’l star?
And now, I'm going to avoid that. I do not need that much energy.
Yeah. And actually, would you be interested in babysitting Starfire this evening? I'd like to catch up on some sleep and then I'll get her off your hands so you can sleep.
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
With all that work I would imagine you’d be very busy. Do you need any help with anything?
Research?
I am very busy, but as of right now, I just need people to babysit Starfire for me when I need to focus or get some sleep. But I even want to avoid doing that. She can get a little separation anxiety.
Yeah, this project that you're a part of, I'm the eyes and ears for Professor Azalea. I collect all the data for her and help with the research and its analysis.
"Gooood mooorni — Oh, shit. It’s like, 3 pm. Last night was pretty intense. I ate like, three rare candies. Was bouncing off the walls of my tent, I swear."
Can I please switch places with you? Not the eating the rare candies part, but the sleeping part.
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
Don’t worry about it, this just probably isn’t the place to sleep.
Why are you so tired?
I agree. I'm going to hope I can get some sleep tonight.
Keeping up with my research, watching over the Pokerus Project, taking care of a baby Pokemon, all while traveling really wears you out.
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
…Excuse me? [poke]
Hmmm... yeah? Sorry. I'm just really exhausted. I'm awake now though, I promise.
I'm just going to close my eyes for one second...
I'm alive
Ahh, good Benji! I knew you’d be proactive, with your fancy title with Azalea and all! A Cleffa? Those are hands down one of the cutest Pokémon around. I’ll be able to see ‘em, right? Or is the little guy still getting used to the world?
This is the part where I repeat what you just said in a mocking tone, but I'm just going to move on. And you can definitely see her! The more people and Pokemon she meets, the better!
I'm alive
I’m not trying to joke, I’m being serious! There’s no need to get snappy. Fucking means responsibility you know, never know if something will happen. A baby Pokémon huh? Where’d you find the egg?
I know how serious it is. That's why I know to use condoms. But I found the egg in a cavern in Mt. Moon. It hatched out into a Cleffa.
I'm alive
A baby daddy, eh? That’s why we can’t bang ladies before we go off on adventures! Wait… you have the kid with you now? Let me see ‘em!
Ha-ha-ha. So funny, I forgot to laugh. I do have the kid with me. A baby Pokemon. That I found in its egg abandoned.
