Hi it's me!

I'm the new sheriff in town | I run @homestuck-book-club (any pronouns accepted)

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https://discord.gg/2aCwxPBJ89

Here it is folks, Homestuck Book Club discord! All are welcome to join!

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Go to any restaurant in America and order the grilled cheese

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Watched Night of the Hunter (1955) recently, Harry Powell is a super iconic villain that has inspired aspects of various other characters in media but I think a super underrated aspect of his character is that he is really pathetic when things don't go his way. As soon as he meets someone who is A) unfooled by his charm or status and B) over the age of 9, he is almost immediately dispensed of in a very embarrassing and anti-climactic way. He sucks and he's so bad at this serial killing thing and he's a whiny little baby. Love him

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"Bones and All" and "Raw" could probably exist in the same universe ngl. Pretty much same rules for the eaters/cannibals. Both the same genre of coming of age horror drama too, just in different countries/time periods

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I think James and Bobby could've had something freaky going on subtextually if Bobby didn't become more normal but they abandoned the feud because David was more interested in wlw shipping

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Very frustrating but understandable phenomenon where a character is headcanoned as a closeted trans person and there's a rush of people being like um no they can be trans I just think they are already transitioned into the gender they are, even though that makes no sense for the evidence that people are seeing, and it's kinda cuz people don't like the trans aspect of being trans like they don't like their character to dramatically change or to acknowledge that trans people were trans because they lived as a different person once

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Jane Remover's ❤️ EP is so good. Who tf let her make that the last track. 5 absolute sexy ass-shaker dance pop tracks followed by Dream Sequence. I mean this in the best way possible like I love it it's an amazing choice but god I want to Cry whenever I hear that song. No one should ever break up with Jane Remover

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I find it funny how people went wild for the Onceler on this website but when the studio that made the Lorax kept making dudes with this exact pencil twink and quirky archetype there isn't so much as a peep because saying you want to fuck a guy from the Lorax is embarrassing enough but saying you want to fuck Herb from The Minions is simply too far. And like Herb from The Minions was a 60s british guy so I know at least some of you wanted to fuck him.

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U ever get that feeling that no matter how much you turn around, there's something right behind you?

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Was recently thinking about how as stunning as Mulholland Drive is as a film, I mourn just how groundbreaking it would've been if it was allowed to be a tv show, both as a work of art in its own right and as amazing queer representation, and then I googled it and found out Betty was gonna be heterosexual in the original script for the tv show and okay I don't want it at all. I'll appreciate what I have

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The world is ready for another Austin Powers movie Mike Myers. We need you to be Austin Powers again

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Crazy how Donna Noble was put through the i saw the tv glow contraption twice like nearly back to back and had to be normal about it

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Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob

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Only true thing anyone has said on this post

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They haven't adapted Dracula in a gay enough way to satisfy me yet. It always disappoints me when they're not leaning into the homoerotic aspect of the novel

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Thinking about when i was like maybe 15 and this prick I didn't even like but was friends with for the sake of keeping a friend group tried to bros before hoes me over my literal best friend of 8 years who is a girl. I should have sparked him out then and there for women's equality

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lauradonna + anthems for a seventeen year old girl

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Just realised I'm older than Hayley Paramore Williams when she wrote brand new eyes I'm gonna be sick