Hi it's me!

I'm the new sheriff in town | I run @homestuck-book-club (any pronouns accepted)

[benkybot]

https://discord.gg/2aCwxPBJ89

Here it is folks, Homestuck Book Club discord! All are welcome to join!

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U ever get that feeling that no matter how much you turn around, there's something right behind you?

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Was recently thinking about how as stunning as Mulholland Drive is as a film, I mourn just how groundbreaking it would've been if it was allowed to be a tv show, both as a work of art in its own right and as amazing queer representation, and then I googled it and found out Betty was gonna be heterosexual in the original script for the tv show and okay I don't want it at all. I'll appreciate what I have

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The world is ready for another Austin Powers movie Mike Myers. We need you to be Austin Powers again

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Crazy how Donna Noble was put through the i saw the tv glow contraption twice like nearly back to back and had to be normal about it

[tomatoluvr69]

Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob

[tomatoluvr69]

Only true thing anyone has said on this post

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They haven't adapted Dracula in a gay enough way to satisfy me yet. It always disappoints me when they're not leaning into the homoerotic aspect of the novel

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Thinking about when i was like maybe 15 and this prick I didn't even like but was friends with for the sake of keeping a friend group tried to bros before hoes me over my literal best friend of 8 years who is a girl. I should have sparked him out then and there for women's equality

[holycalf]

lauradonna + anthems for a seventeen year old girl

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Just realised I'm older than Hayley Paramore Williams when she wrote brand new eyes I'm gonna be sick

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I have decided I want friends that are puppet enthusiasts I need friends that are at least amateur/hobby puppeteers because I want to hang out with friends in a situation where it's like I'm the celebrity guest on an episode of the muppet show. I need a friend group of puppeteers who are willing to stay in character and fulfill this dream for me okay

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Spider man 3 is a dope movie and I'm sad cuz people are always like it's bad and it's not bad it's good. I think you people feel this way because you only care about Spider man when he's swinging off buildings and fighting bad guys and I care more about Spider man's personal life and wellbeing. so I quite liked emo parker and the interpersonal drama

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Interesting how Lynch's ideas about dreams from 1990 onward progresses from the idea that dreams are reality to reality is a dream

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Emilia Perez is like the first anti-cult classic when you think about it. Like at first a small group of people were like "wow this is a gift to cinema this is the coolest thing ever" and then the wider public saw it and now that small group doesn't even exist anymore. Everybody came to their senses

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Texas toast is so good. Like eating barbeque you're probably like why on earth am I having garlic bread with this but it's perfect, it's a nice little twist. I think more cuisines should have their own variation of garlic bread

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The kind of movies they made in the 19th century could be redistributed as gifs these days

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I do get the frustration over people who need a neat natural explanation whenever they watch something artsy and I hate "ending explained" videos as much as the next person and I do think one can thoroughly enjoy a David Lynch project without getting it because they are feelings first but I don't like that people hold him up as a prime example of artists whose work doesn't have a neat natural explanation because alot of his more surreal films actually can be solved in some ways if you are willing to get out the corkboard and thread and make connections and theorize. Now you don't have to do all that to enjoy any of them and honestly I prefer keeping it a little obscure but like I don't want the idea that a Lynch film can't be explained to be propogated because he did make them with the intent of the mystery having an answer