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[supblaze]

…I really hope that’s not true. I’ve had dreams where friends have tried to kill me. I don’t think you should be concerned. I don’t know, maybe you should. I just- I don’t know.

[bennettok]

Oh? Looks like you'll have to sleep with your eyes open from here on out. I'll keep an eye out for you, though, as best I can. Your uncertainty scares me. 

[overthecounterkid]

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You got a fast car Is it fast enough so we can fly away?

[soldiermatteo]

But, I’m not. I mean I don’t think I am. Just forget it there is no turning tables. Yes, it’s a guy. No, no it wasn’t Abe. Yeah, tall and deceased isn’t really my type, shocker right? No, they’re in between because their brains work and shit but, they aren’t all there. So dead but alive so undead. It’s not mumbo jumbo, it’s pretty legitimate if you think about it.  So ’they’re fucking freaky’ that’s not something that you’d say?

[bennettok]

Aww, who's all flustered now? Don't worry, don't worry. I'm not judging. I mean, I've been told that I run my mouth and talk and talk and talk and talk, y'know? But it's like that Adele song, 'Turning Tables'. Man, if only she was here right now, providing background music or something. So you do have a type. What is it? Maybe I can help you find someone to make you less frown-y, yeah? Zombies aren't something I like to think to deeply about, believe it or not. Mm, no. Once, in fourth grade, I said the word 'crap', and my mom found out from some other kid, and I got in trouble - no tv for four days. It was bad.

[despairhq-blog]

That won’t be too hard, this country isn’t all that cool at the moment. Hey, y’never know— there are people here that can fly, that’s pretty evolved if you ask me.

[bennettok]

... It is so, so important that you tell me where these flying people are and how to get in contact with them. For scientific purposes, of course.

[dragxnlady]

"I saw a spider in my room and it was all I could do to not burn this place to the ground. I did, however, burn the cup it was in, so I apologize for the smell of burning plastic."

[bennettok]

Ahh, so that's what that was. Was it a big spider? Thank you for killing the spider before it could wreak havoc elsewhere. You're a hero. 

[soldiermatteo]

I… You do, you do talk too much. Wait, I’m talking too much? I don’t do that. That’s your thing. I don’t know. I mean you probably do know this one guy. And I’m sure if I told you then you’d be sort of shocked. So, I’m just not going to tell you who he is. Sorry. Stop talking about the possibilities? Oh come on, it’s interesting though. They’re undead, duh. Oh God. Heebie-jeebies?

[bennettok]

See, you're doing it again! Well, well, well, how the tables have turned. Aha, so it's a guy. A guy that would shock me. Ooh, did you dream about Abraham Lincoln too? Would've never pegged you for the type, honestly. No, no, there's either dead or alive. None of this 'undead' mumbo jumbo. Mhm. Some people might prefer 'they give me the willies', but I am not some people. 

[bowie-hazard]

You should definitely be concerned, I mean, you dreamed about Abraham Lincoln. You need help, man.

[bennettok]

I respect the man, I do! I've just never thought of him in that way. Y'know, the cozy canoe-riding way. Maybe I do need help. 

[ihatelovesongs]

Yes, I think that would be pretty close to impossible.

[bennettok]

'Pretty close to impossible' seems a little off.

[leiaofrph]

But that still doesn’t make dreaming a science.

[bennettok]

Says you.

[leiaofrph]

Maybe it was magic, or fate?

[bennettok]

Fate, maybe. But it started with a dream, can't argue with that.

[ihatelovesongs]

I’ve never heard that before.

[bennettok]

My sister told me that once, because she had a dream about her crush and then he smiled at her the next day. It was a really big deal, apparently. I don't think Mr. Lincoln will be smiling at me anytime soon, though.

[despairhq-blog]

Most definitely! If I was actually old enough to vote, I’d vote for you. Well, you don’t seem stuffy, not yet anyway. Let’s not rule it out completely, though—- there’s bound to be someone around here who can breathe underwater or something. 

[bennettok]

I appreciate your vote. I'll do my best to make this country cooler than it is now. I like to think I'm not, anyway. You mean like a merperson? I don't think anyone's that evolved yet. Bummer.

[leiaofrph]

I’m pretty sure that counts as a coincidence. He didn’t even meet the actual woman.

[bennettok]

She had the same nose. They're married now. It's a science, and nothing will convince me otherwise.

[soldiermatteo]

I mean. You probably don’t know them anyway. I mean you could or you could not. There’s always the slight chance that you and these other people know one another. I have no idea who you know. There are some people who are actually prepped for shit to hit the fan. I mean, I’m neither here nor there about it. But, just imagine who’d actually survive..

[bennettok]

... See, and here I thought I was the one who talked too much. But c'mon! You've got nothing to worry about if I don't know them. I'll just have my own little thoughts when I do get to meet them. Hey, stop! Zombies freak me out. They're people, but they're dead. But they're not dead. But they are. And then you're dead. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.

[leiaofrph]

I don’t think that dreams are an exact science.

[bennettok]

You never know. My uncle, he had a dream once about this beautiful woman with blonde hair who told him they would meet soon. Whaddaya' know, the next day, he meets- well, not her. But he meets some lady with brown hair, but she and the lady in his dream had the same nose. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[soldiermatteo]

Nope, no presidents. But, a few people who walk these halls have showed up in my dreams. Not that I’m complaining, I’d just like to know what they think. So, if World War Z goes down, you’re screwed? I mean I think it could be cool.

[bennettok]

Oh, really? Like who? I won't tell, I promise. Stop, stop. There are people out there who really, really want a zombie apocalypse, and those people scare me. Why would anyone want that? Why?!

[despairhq-blog]

I think you’d be a brilliant President, all of the old ones are far too stuffy, and they frown too much. Well, from what I’ve read, they live in a submarine in the Pacific Ocean. So. 

[bennettok]

Wait, do you really? Oh man, you're gonna' make me blush. I like to smile, and I'm not too stuffy, I don't think. Hmmph. Don't think they'll be too much help from there.