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25 Vegas📍 Queen of self-sabotage

[vgeta]

[butihaveit]

when gays get their haircut

[drawnsnake]

Um

[bob-belcher]

[sweetener]

[seabassapologist]

[elierlick]

This is my New Year’s resolution checklist.

[butihaveit]

be gay, do crimes

[blacktwitterfunny]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[butihaveit]

i really hope this tweet is old, we can’t start 2020 like this

[retroanimu]

[assgod]

what your prostate sees when i eat that ass

[homofied]

[prokopetz]

YouTube video game review

0:00–0:22 - Cold open into lengthy childhood anecdote of unclear relevance

0:23–0:34 - Naked appeal to nostalgia

0:35–0:49 - Solid fifteen seconds of kissing Nintendo’s ass, in spite of the fact that the game under consideration is not available for any Nintendo platform

0:50–0:52 - First mention of the name of the game being reviewed

0:53–1:12 - Smash cut to overproduced intro animation revolving around an in-joke only those who’ve been following the channel since 2014 understand

1:12–1:14 - Greet audience and deploy signature catchphrase

1:15–2:10 - Announcement block largely concerned with exhorting viewers to vote for the channel for an award you’ve never heard of

2:11–2:15 - Gratuitous plug for reviewer’s livestream

2:16–2:36 - Narrative preamble in which reviewer simultaneously establishes credentials and awkwardly attempts to appear relatable

2:37+ - The actual fucking review

[butihaveit]

in their defense, to keep up with recent news and consistently develop relevant videos, content creators do these for a living. youtube has a LOT of rules and regulations in order to make money (i.e. videos have to be at least 10 minutes long in order to be monetized). so please be patient with them. 💖

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

[pebbleofgod]

[laurasterisk]

As presented, brought to you by Jesus, and THE FRIGGING BIBLE

[butihaveit]

the point is, if we’re able to donate X% of our yearly income, so should those in the upperclass. if they donated in the same capacity, a lot of charities and non-profits would prosper and accomplish much more than they currently are.

[a-big-furry-rat]

a guy: here’s a pic of my cock… does that make you hard?

Me:

[grungegoths]

Not to flex but i never saw call me by your name

[stimman4000]

andreaanimates

[butihaveit]

correct me if i’m wrong, but if this is a claymation edited with real-action sounds on a layover track this is damn impressive. can only imagine the editing it took to finalize this short clip

[ffxvcaps]

Final Fantasy VII: Remake → Aerith casting Tempest

[butihaveit]

this game comes out during my bday week and i simply cannot wait

[seenashblog]

[omghotmemes]

[bad-res]