ain't got shit on me

[observantistic]

LAKEITH STANFIELD 📷 by David Burke for Bustle 2020

[benpucker]

txxt ;; ben

ANDREA: they're cute little lions onesies ;-;

BEN: gimme

BEN: do you know how cute we're gonna look in them??

[benpucker]

texts || ben + dom

dom: uh

dom: no?

dom: i ended up in the hospital.

ben: how?

[benpucker]

texts || ben + dom

dom: nah

dom: and she should hate me.

dom: it's cool.

dom: it's fine.

[....]

ben: r u good??

[benpucker]

TEXT 📲 Ben x Madison

Madison: Didn't we go over this when I was actually pregnant?

Madison: No he didn't directly tell me what he wanted to eat. But pregnancy makes your crave stuff and so it's as though the baby wants it.

Ben: idk did we?? i was prob distracted by ur boobs if we were talking about this. i just remember getting u a ton of strawberry ice cream

Ben: that makes more sense.

Ben: i wonder if he's actually gonna like it when he can eat that stuff

[benpucker]

TEXT 📲 Ben x Madison

Madison: Because I was pregnant with him?

Ben: but he wasn't attached to ur taste buds, right?

[benpucker]

TEXT 📲 Ben x Madison

Madison: Pregnancy cravings are not the same as what I usually eat. Like, I like strawberry ice cream, but it's not fave.

Ben: then how did gabe influence that tho??

[benpucker]

txxt ;; ben w the ugly ass beard

AJ: cant, busy

AJ: tmr??

BEN: depends when tomm

[benpucker]

TEXT 📲 Ben x Madison

Madison: *Gabe* liked strawberry.

Ben: gabe, u, is there a difference??

Ben: so ur telling me u don't like strawberry ice cream?? has my whole life been a lie?

[benpucker]

txxt ;; ben w the ugly ass beard

AJ: WELP too bad so sad for you mister

BEN: wanna come over tn??

[benpucker]

TEXT 📲 Ben x Madison

Madison: Make it brownie batter please!

Ben: i thought u liked strawberry??

[benpucker]

txxt ;; ben w the ugly ass beard

AJ: like i said, get a new bed

AJ: i'll find someone else to fuck

BEN: i can't afford one

BEN: oh my god that's the opposite of what i want to happen

[benpucker]

txxt ;; ben w the ugly ass beard

AJ: so that's why we've been fucking in my new place instead of yours?

AJ: you're taking advantage of me and my bed??

AJ: i dare u to send me a nude

AJ: if it's less than stellar, im showing the whole ward

BEN: we can fuck at my place but then u complain about my bed

BEN: what if u get turned on?? and there's nothing we can do about it?

[benpucker]

TEXT 📲 Ben x Madison

Madison: Okay.

Madison: Maybe I will.

Ben: oh my god

Ben: i'll bring u strawberry ice cream as a thank u

[benpucker]

TEXT 📲 Ben x Madison

Madison: I wouldn't have offered it if it didn't.

Madison: Okay, but Gabe is on a schedule and he needs to stay on it. So if setting up your calendar is the way to make it happen, then I'll do it.

Ben: so lets do that then

Ben: r u gonna complain the whole time ur doing it too?

[benpucker]

TEXT 📲 Ben x Madison

Madison: Do you want it like every other? So you'd have him Tuesday overnight and Thursday afternoon?

Madison: I said I'd do it, Ben. I'm just saying it's frustrating.

Ben: that sounds good. does that work for u??

Ben: if it's so frustrating then don't do it. idk what to tell u. ur not obligated to do anything for me. it would just make it easier

[benpucker]

txxt ;; ben w the ugly ass beard

AJ: u r obsessed w me

AJ: but ok i'll remember that next time u send me a half nude

BEN: or i just like to have sex with u. it's just not the same not on ur bed tho cause it's so comfy

BEN: i'd send u a full but i kinda wanna leave u wanting more