BentDownSpoon

Semi retired writer. Sarcastic af. Sometimes my ADHD has a mind of it's own. That's basically this blog. 18+ Semi-NSFW. $5 commission special. DM for details.

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Just an FYI, I'm currently on mobile and IDK how to work this app. I see that it's putting the tip option on every post, IDK how to disable that! (This app/site is like a foreign land to me, and I'm so sad because I remember the old days where I knew everything 😔)

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would you ever write for taraji p henson?

I THINK I wrote a few imagines for Empire about Cookie because I was definitely a "I just saw this movie and now I need to write fanfiction" ass person (Still am, 🤫) so I HAVE, but I guess it would depend on the request.

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so what types of requests are you taking? What is and isn't off limits, etc? im curious and also don't wanna see people being weird to you😭 lol

I'll probably make a post and then update it as needed once I have the time to sit down and work on my account, but rule of thumb for me is usually if the person is a gross human being and/or is supporting the BS our country/the country that shall not be named is doing then they're off limits.

Outside of that, I'm willing to hear most requests out. A lot of the people I get requests for I really have no idea who they are (I'm so far outside of most social media/TV/Movie/Music culture it's honestly embarrassing). However, if you have any OCs/MCs you'd like me to write original stuff for, I'm ALL ABOUT THAT ❤️🤣

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It’s refreshing to see someone who holds their morals and beliefs when it comes to these wack celebrities. Salute to you!

Thank you 🥺 I've definitely given in to the peer pressure and wanting my work to be seen by as many people as possible but I was young and naive. When I come back I want to be as authentic as possible. I really appreciate this comment, Anon ❤️❤️

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if somebody tips you on here, do you get all the money or no?

I'm not entirely sure about the split but from what I understand majority goes to me. ❤️

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What do you think of Normani's collab with 6lack and Sam Smith?

I always try to be supportive of what she does. I hope she finds success ❤️

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Can you do more kendall jenner lesbian imagines please please

I don't support them and will no longer be writing for them. Feel free to request something else though! ❤️

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Are we still getting a part two for Blood wolf ??

It's written I just literally can't find the document. Sigh. I'll post as soon as I do

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Are you still taking requests?

Indeed I am 😌

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heyyy are you still doing Jeffree x reader one shots? I know like the whole world hates him now but he's so hot... I literally can't get over it lmao

Fortunately, I have grown and matured. I won't be writing anything about him again

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Can you do one where Beyoncé and the reader experiment with each other. She catches Beyoncé naked masturbating. They eat each other out and scissor.

This is ...no, I'm not writing this. Please don't make explicit requests like this. This isn't pornhub

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Hi, how are you?

So,you still write for beyonce? If yes could you write a imagine like the reader is her dancer and they date and have cute moments on stage?

I no longer write for Beyonce, it goes against my personal beliefs. Sorry 😔

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Dating Kendall Jenner Would Include:

Your relationship is 60% long distance because she works so much

Getting your hands on things that haven’t even hit stores yet

Kendall practically lives in your lap, but she is somehow still glued to her phone the entire time?

Going to concerts all the time 

Kendall likes when you play in her hair while she reads before bed 

The DRAMA 

Half her friends hate you when you meet and the other half find you fascinating. You still don’t know which one you prefer 

You are the one everyone calls when Kendall is upset no matter where you are or where she is

Kylie sending you random pictures of Kendall in all the weird random states of dress she’s usually in for photoshoots 

Kim and Kylie fighting over the title of your favorite sister 

Kris is convinced you have some secret talent she can exploit and hijinks always ensues  

Iconic Halloween costumes 

Kendall goes out of her way to keep you out of the line of fire by keeping your relationship private

Your neck and chest usually look like a cheetah after Kendall comes home from a long work trip

Petty arguments over who ate the last ice cream sandwich 

Being alarmingly confused about how half the clothes in her closet work

She sends you selfies constantly 

Eating food you can’t pronounce 

Kendall saying anything in French makes you want to pounce on her 

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rihannaxreader pleaaaase 💖

Damn I ain't wrote for her in a minute huh? Ok

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Do still making imagines?

When the writing gods permit it, yes

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Daddy//Nicki Minaj

(Repost from Wattpad. Unedited.)

"Baby," Nicki mumbles into your neck, huffing in irritation when you still don't respond, "babe! Wake up!"

"Go away," you groan, rolling onto your stomach and away from her.

"No, wake ya ass up," she pushes you.

"Why, Onika," you mumble into your pillow, "why must you be so annoying at...6 am?! Nicki what the fuck?"

"Wake up," she demands again, ignoring your protests, "please?"

"What do you want, woman," you squeeze your eyes shut, hoping she will just go to sleep.

"Noo, wake up now! I'm horny," she shakes you relentlessly.

"Seriously? You wake me up at 6 in the morning because you want sex," you sit up in frustration, "you realize you being a pain in the ass about it completely kills the mood right?"

"Nope," Nicki smirks, leaning down to kiss at your neck.

You can't help the moan that slips past your lips as she sucks on the sensitive spot behind your ear. You can feel the smirk on her lips, and as much as you want to be angry, Nicki is an evil genius who knows exactly how to get you going. It's almost a sin the way she does your body.

"You seem in the mood to me," she breaths against your ear, placing a teasing kiss there.

"Just kiss me," you glare at her, tugging her down for a deep kiss.

Now she groans, her hands gripping your hips as she tries to pull you closer. You're suddenly really grateful that you only sleep in a thin shirt and boxers, because you can feel every inch of her body that touches yours, and it's driving you crazy.

"Baby-"

"Shhh," you cut her off, teasingly dragging your tongue down her neck, "lift up for me, babe."

You tug at her shorts, which can't be taken off until she lifts her hips up. She does so quickly, and you pull the shorts from her body, smirking when you realize she has nothing else on under it.

"You were expecting this," you smirk up at her, "you've been a bad girl, haven't you?"

"Yes," Nicki moans, as you run your fingers along her inner thighs, "please!"

"Please what," you question, lowering your head to nip playfully at the underside of her right breast.

"Please touch me," she lifts her hips, groaning in frustration.

"I am touching you," you point out, a smug look on your face.

"Bae, stop teasing me," she warns, glaring down at you.

You stop everything, looking down at her after sitting up properly. With a huff, you grab both of her arms and pin them to the bed. Nicki's breath hitches, and she looks at you with lust darkened eyes.

"You woke me up," you growl into her ear, "so now we're going to do this my way, understand?"

"Yes," she moans, hips lifting off the bed desperately.

"Yes...what?"

Her eyes snap to yours in shock, and you smirk back at her with a smug look on your face. A whimper falls from her lips, and you can feel your stomach twitch at the sound. It's all you can do not to grind your hips together as she bites her lip with need.

"Yes, daddy," she finally gets out, her eyes locked onto you and your lips.

"Good girl," you coo, getting up from the bed.

You can feel her eyes, but you ignore it and head over to your side of the closet, that holds all of your toys. As you open the box at the top of your closet, you look inside, wondering what you'll use on her. Nicki will never say it out loud, but she loves when you take charge. It gets her wetter than anything else, and if you're honest, it gets you off just as much. Finally you grab her favorite strap on, the pink one with the same splatter pattern as the artwork of her Roman Reloaded album. You got it for her as a joke, but she apparently really, really likes it. Go figure.

As an afterthought, you also grab you matching handcuffs, before walking back into the room. Nicki had taken off the rest of her clothes, and was sitting on the bed with her hands in her lap as she waited. You smirk as you watch her eyes widen at the sight of what's in your hands.

"Now, I think you need to be punished for waking me up so early," you speak casually, "what do you think?"

"Yes," she bites her lip, sitting up straighter, "please punish me, daddy."

"Mmm," you hum in approval, "just what I thought you would say. Now lay across the edge of the bed on your stomach, and don't move."

She is quick to follow your orders, and you catch a glimpse of just how wet she is. The spot she was sitting on is wet, and her thighs was covered in her essence. If you didn't know better you would say she had already came, but she knows better by now.

"Spread your legs," you force her legs open with your knee, sitting the toys on the bed.

She does as instructed, and whimpers as you tease her folds with your fingers, amazed at how wet she is already.

"You want it bad, don't you," you chuckle, dipping a finger inside her to the first knuckle.

"Baby please," she begs, lifting her hips off the bed.

"Just one," you agree, "I want to make sure you don't cum when I really start punishing you."

"Fuck," she yells in surprise as you easily sink two fingers into her, "right there babe! More!"

You happily follow her request, pumping two fingers into her at a quick pace. The only sounds in the room are her moans and the sounds your fingers make as they sink into her over and over.

"Oh shit," Nicki hisses, "Right there I- Fuuuuuuck!"

You feel her clench around your fingers viciously, and you know she's riding out one of her strongest orgasms. This is only the beginning for her, and you smirk as she attempts to run from your fingers as she becomes extra sensitive.

"Shhh, don't run," you kiss the middle of her back, causing her to shiver as she continues to ride her orgasm, "be a good girl and take it for daddy."

Your words cause her to clinch down harder, an animalistic growl leaving her lips as she forces your fingers inside deeper, a second orgasm flooding through her body. You watch in awe as her body shakes and jerks, and your hand if flooded by her orgasm. You look down and your jaw drops. Holy fucking shit!

Finally, her moans and growls turn to groans and whimpers, as her body finally relaxes against the bed, and she lays there, boneless. You pull out, earning a hiss of pleasure and a half hearted moan from Nicki.

"Nicki," you flip her over, your face as smug as it's ever been before, "you fucking squirted."

"I was there," she smirks back at you, before her eyes start drooping.

"Oh no, no, no. You woke me up for sex," you pull her into your body, "and you still need to get your punishment."

"Y/N I don't think-"

"Nope, too bad," you sit up, reaching for the handcuffs, "now get up by the headboard."

She sighs, but a smile tugs at her lips as she looks at you, "yes daddy."

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A first date with shuri please

Can totally do that